It's been on my MSN nick for quite a while, but i may as well make it a footprint.

https://integral.nus.edu.sg/ui/allmod.homepage


Not a leak, but close. NUS dudes can use this to see if you passed your modules. Most will just see it and go "yaay", but for probability worriers like me, seeing that "ST2131" printed there just make me wanna go naked and yell "HALLELUJAH" or something like that.


...D... ><

Been a while since i blogged. Could be because i've been trying to motivate myself to finish the website for Mai in a day. Could be because i've been trying to get to lvl 130 on maple. Finally, after being looked down upon, my useless Chief bandit has become a Shadower, able to mutilate all those puny monsters, and my life has once again been put to waste.

lvl 129 now and its 5am. No, its 6am.





I'm so fucked.

This one really made my day. So many one liners in one clip.



SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

A search thru wiki gave me what i want, and some humour.

Change the world, eh? It's a start.

A pile of wood i saw outside the Engineering block, or near there. One look, and i name it "Noah's First Prototype".



Am i right, or am i right?

I forgot to take a picture of the rest of the vending machine, but you should get the joke. This machine is sitting in NUS Science fac.



Pantang Singaporeans and their superstitions!

I saw this scene when i was going to pee. And no its not a dick joke, but close.



Previously they tell us to aim before we shoot, in order to have a clean toilet, and now there are posters to distract us.

I'm peeing straight onto the floor now.

Something you DO NOT want to see while taking a dump in the toilet.



I dunno what the fuck they are observing, but it better not include me taking a dump in the fucking toilet!!

I dunno which i'm more pissed off about: my abilities or the amount of pressure i face.

I just read TxxLxxx's blog, and i REALLY dun wanna sign up to post a comment, and since he RSS'ed my blog to his page, i guess he will see it so i'll post it here anyway.

If i don't know, i really don't know. Not that i dun wanna do it, but if i can't find the answer and i can't think of it, i will fucking highlight it. I don't like throwing my teammates to DIE, but if i can't fucking do it, i try to find a solution but don't fucking say im fucking lazy to do fucking it.

If you think its a fucking excuse so be it.

Oh yeah just to add on, i don't work at your fucking pace so if you wanna rush the 9am train go on ahead. AND, I don't fucking work at an extreme pace. I'm not as good as you seem. I got problems with maths already. I'M FUCKING STRUGGLING MAN.

I’m tagged by TM-kun, who was tagged Tada-chan, and so I'm breaking from writing Annotated biblographies. Here's what I need to do...

Rules and Regulations:
1) Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves.
2) People who get tagged needs to write in their blog of their own weird things as well and state the rules clearly.
3) In the end, you'll select 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

Here goes:

Weird thing 1) I hate morons. Reason being they fuck everything up. And i'm not emphatic towards their kind.

number 2) I like coke. A lot. VERY lot. Hey, its pure HP potion man.

number 3) I swear at anyone that pisses me off. Even if they look weird. Cos, well, they deserve it, for not looking at a fucking mirror.

number 4) I dislike haircuts, nor combing of hair. What a waste of time to arrange something that gets messy at the trigger of God's hairblower.

number 5) I don't like reading other people's blogs, even though i write one. If someone wants to tell me how they are, they will. Updating myself via friends' blogs will take 28 hours. Then when i meet them, what's news become olds. No point.

number 6) I don't like to pub. Not that i hate to socialise, but weird thing Number 1 is still in effect, and so pubbing increases the chances of meeting morons. BY A LOT. I shit you not on this.

And to tag... I'll decide later.

Something that Dolcie-chan showed me before. Funky shiet.

GIRLY MAN MAN MAN MAN~

A song that reminds me of my courtship days with my Hime-sama. She dedicated it to me, by the way.



She fucking hates me~~~ lalalaLAA~~

A random idea i had last friday, put to digita. Edited the idea further to bring the idea across more. The title is "Sex or Love".


Sex anyday, man.

www.angels.com.sg

This is one page I'd call suspicious. First of all they're recruiting, but they prefer people with a good body. Dude, its a fucking phone operator job. What will a good body do? Let people HEAR a good pair of tits? Second, its $3500 a MONTH. For a phone operator job, its afucking high. And third, you can meet someone special. Sure you can, its a dating on the go job? Sounds to me like you gotta fuck your boss to be "special". Probably that's where the "nice body" part comes in.

Plus, this webpage sucks. Bad navigation, bad interactivity, sounds to me like this site is scamming for sex. Beware this gig, girls, or guys who are going for it.

Fuck Odex, though I'm not updating myself with that issue: I might just go and set fire to their office.

Today finally met Maisey. She's not as bad as she says herself to be, though she sounds more mature online... =X Settled her website specs and now to do it. But before that, I think i'll just chill a little...

Projects are rolling in! Wooo! i'm so dead so this blog will be too. For now. Don't worry, vids will come on when i find some.

FUCK ODEX. FUCK FUCK FUCK THEM.

DON'T BUY ODEX SUBS.



I-san showed this to me, and talk about a quality syncro dance.

FUCK ODEX

I'm still pissed!



Japanese tetris. You don't need to know Japanese to laugh at this: It just makes this funnier.

FUCk ODEX

Its off topic, but I'm still pissed. Meanwhile, Its DR TRAN!!



He has a Ph'd in KICKING YOUR ASS!

ODEX can burn in hell for their trashing about in the shitpit.

First they COPY off fan subs and sell it. Fan subs, subbed by people who don't earn a CENT for their work, and decorate it beautifully and add tidbits of information to make the anime easier to watch, and ODEX had the NERVE to copy it, albeit 45% of it, and SELL it. Motherfucking SELLING it. AND ITS STILL OF SHIT STANDARDS! Even SHIT has grades.

Then, they try to sub it themselves. Result? TOTAL. SHIT. I rather spend time torrenting quality fan subs than spend good money buying shit. And ODEX BLAMES fan subs for their drop of sales. If they play the blame game, sorry, shithole, you're getting the short end of the stick and taking a long walk off a short pier. Look at which hole you're poking at before you stick your face into it.

Now, to make their money roll in more, those motherfuckers are HARVESTING IP addresses to find people to sue. RANDOM people, including a 9 year old, just because they prefer quality pieces of work to a useless group of monkeys translating Japanese into Engrish.

Now, i call out to all: BOYCOTT ODEX ANIMES. Shitty subs, HORRIBLE quality, and SLOW releases, stop paying for useless goods. Support the free fan subs instead. GIVE CREDIT TO WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.

Read more here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odex's_actions_against_file_sharing

And as a summary, as well as a move to support local talent:


FUCK ODEX.

Quotes that I have thought up and/or heard over the past few days:

- "Reason and Excuse sounds similiar, but they are not. Reason is backed by Violence, whereas Excuse doesn't. That's why parents speak REASON and children speak EXCUSES." 2 days ago.

- "School is fucked up lately. They teach the basics of bullying, violence, extortion, gangsterism and threatening. They make you meet their demanding requests without complaints, they carry out acts of pain should you disobey, they want you to pay again and again despite you paying for your school fees already, teachers gang up together to bully students, and you're given the threat of expulsion, suspension and parent meetings should you go against their "rules"." today.

- "METEORRRR STORMMMM!!!!!!!" later of today.

- "Speakers on a bicycle? Next thing we know, there's going to be laptops on bikes so people can surf and bike." Not that funny, but i leave it here anyway.

- "It has been announced that technology has allowed people to have computers on their cars so they can check their mail on the go. Looks like they forgot why reading SMSes while driving is a criminal offence." Somewhere today.

- "Killing him doesn't even amount to murder. It's just a very late abortion." Got this one from Venture Brothers, but its the best insult to slam on any losers out there.

I'll add more when i feel like it.

I"M SCREWED.

Why do i say that?

CS4213: Game development. I dropped Visual communication, which i bidded for 1000 points, and took up this EXTREME module. One point to note that I was the one who drove the pointage up to 1000. Guess 14 other people were wondering why they spend an extra 400 points getting a simple module now.

Then there's ST2131, probability. First lecture made m cry. Why? The old man was MUTTERING. INTO THE MIKE. Now I'm not a microphone specialist, but I'm sure those devices were made to AMPLIFY sounds. If even that device of ultimate amplification fails to louden him, Nothing will. Maybe when his crotch is on fire. To make things worse, he writes on a whiteboard to a 300 strong cohort in a Lecture Theatre, with the projector shining on his words. Common sense is an Uncommon trait. Fucking hell.

NM2101, theories of new media was ok i guess. I got lost when the dude jumped to Alien: the movies. What the hell do they have in common? Movies spread propaganda? Wait, that made sense. Look at the Ch 8 shows now. Touche.(Yes i know the e has to have the tick on it, and fuck you too.)

The rest is too depressing to type out, mainly because i havent attended the lessons. WOOOOOOOOOOO DIE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

THIS i gotta post.

I applied to have ads on this blog. After a few days i received this message:

Hello Goh,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:

- Inappropriate language

---------------------

Further detail:

Inappropriate language: We've found that your website contains content that isn't in compliance with our program policies. We don't allow websites with excessive profanity or potentially offensive content to participate in Google AdSense. Please review our policies (https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US) for a complete list of site content not allowed on webpages.


My first response? FUCK OFF!

Well, looks like Google don't condone honesty. Ah well, all ads don't too. Viagra and such.

Today's lunch at Sakae has been shitty. No other word in this universe can describe their food. The sushi was machine pressed, their fish has been fairly ok if it was served 3 days ago, and their tea somehow suppresses appetite. Wao, what a thing to happen when I am there for a buffet.

Anyhow, we tried the udon (kitsune) that came with the buffet. Big mistake. It fills you up and taste like flour in sugar water and soy sauce. Fucked up. The rest of the sushi had rice that was rocky. I do believe cooked rice loses their rock hard properties. And the fucking thing was SQUaRE! Such perfection from a hand rolled sushi.
And dessert was watermelon that had a blood red colour. I thought only freshly cut mammals have such red? What the fuck have they been making their watermelons out of?

The best was the cashier. 5 schoolgirls do not know about something called service charge and GST, and have chalked their bill over $20. So me and my Hime-sama waited. Its the polite thing to do. But of all the monstrosities that had to cross my path, it had to be an Uncommon Singaporean: Cuts queues, be bigots, and are fucking scared to be responsible for what they done. I say uncommon, because they exist, but not in endangered amounts. This pair cut in front of me, and claimed to be first. What was worse is that the cashier was so fat, that her eyelids cannot hold open to see that they cut my fucking queue, and deemed them first. I glared at the bitches, but they daren't look back. Typical. Go suck some fat man's dick and report to Lucifer, bitches. I was resisting myself from making a scene, because I was -this- close to vent my displeasure and get a free meal. Yeah I'm Singaporean too, so what?

Sakae? Suck Ass, Kiss About Anything, bitches. Support Good food, deny Sakae of expansion. By the way, this branch is at Bishan. Say "NO" to bad food, worse cashiers and Uncommon Singaporeans. Burn in hell, bitches.

P.S. The waitress that served us deserves commendation though. Forgot her name though. My bad.

Right. I haven't been critisizing what i have seen lately so i believe i should say my piece. Phin in maple said about Xia Xue blogging about 10 most disgusting bloggers around, and despite her not having high marks in my scoreboard, Steven Lim being in her list gets my approval. He's getting a little too fruity already. Shouldn't the SPCA do something like put him to sleep already?

What, he's a human? DaaaMMMMmnnnn.

Anyhow, I was on the newer SBS buses and i noticed the handle bars being a little groovy. Not the funky groovy, but the bar isn't straight. VERY weird for something that prevents you from falling due to inertia. Anyhow i noticed a bell at the bottom of the groovy pole (great for pole dancing EXTREME, btw) and can't help but wonder: How the fuck does SBS think the wheelchair bound get on the bus?

First of all, yes there is that fulcrum, lift, something that elevates, whatever you wanna call it. I'm sure they will enjoy spending hours trying to move their wheelchair off the STEPS that are at the BUS STOP already. And risk rolling out onto the road and break even MORE limbs.

Secondly, how much space is there on the fucking bus for these wheelchair bound? I seen commuters play Twister on the same spot that sits one wheelchair. Are you sure people will be HAPPY about it? And how many wheelchair bound does SBS intend to ferry, ONE?? What are they going to say to the second one? "I'm sorry, but you'll have to STAND this one out??"

Last of all, the bus floor is SLOPING. TOWARDS THE FUCKING DOOR. Simple form of euthanasia?? Take the ride of your life baby.

Needless to say, I have never seen those buttons being pressed. So much for being considerate for the handicapped. Next they are going to have Braille signboards for blind people to SEE where they are heading.

Been a slack holiday. Withdrew from X-kun's website cos i feel i'm not meeting up to his standards. Then there's mike-san's drawings to finish so i better get to those. Maple was starting to pick up some interest, now that the guild is more involved in questing together. But somehow, i was picked to nuke the boss alone. Daammn. Oh well. 1 mil hp ain't any trouble for me. Im a PRO. *snigger snigger*

Other than that, no main events. Now waiting for FOW i guess.

Just a picture i took while waiting for the bus. Apparently, the roads are too boring and one biker decides to challenge any pedestrians to walk in his path.

Just a song i found nice.

EMERGA CAMP IS OVER!

It has been a swell 4 days, and erm... i had to put X-kun aside because of this camp, and he doesn't seem very happy. Anyhow i went there to be an emcee, but ended up becoming a handy man, helping out here and there... First day was mass interact games, where, as the name suggests, mass interacting took place.

second day was more games and there was a counterstrike seem alike game of tag, which nearly erupted into a battle field. Me and H-kun, however, just went around with a cliche hip thrusting walkabout. Not many details, yes i know, but I never liked writing essays...

Then it was campfire. Campfire, well, i forgot its standards, but the campfire this time round was a little short on something, i can't put my finger to it. But the atmosphere is still great. My only lament, no human sacrifice.

Beach games, the game of sunburn where the objective of those games is to not get wet. I got wet. damn. and sunburnt. I got backstabbed with a water bomb too. damm.

Finale night, which is really a dinner and floor show. I was the floor show as emcee. Feedback was that I'm good, but the games need better planning. oh well. I AM an amateur after all. so, no complaints there.

And now, i am still worn out, and have IPPT later on. Sounds very vague, i know. Cos im still pretty tired too. I can;t even throw sarcasm into this post. Cos im still tired.

Older news, but its still funny. High time they put that schizo kid behind pads.

Mars is amazing~~!

Old news, but still forever a good laugh.

"The nigga tried to kill my FATHAAA!!"

From kotaku.net, this is one sad event.... turned happy! Reminds me of what GQ-san always say: Benny Hill's Yakkatty Sax can make 911 look like a comedy.

Historians tell us what happened before.

Changed one of the songs i like to Melty blood by Raito. Can't find that damn song wherever. dammit.

Working on a webby with X-kun. Since he threw me an opportunity, there's no way i can pass on that.

Back to work.

1 A, a suite of Bs and a D+ for my fucking maths! that was the summary of my report card this sem.

A for Operating systems! I was surprised. How on Earth did i get A for the hardest lvl 2 module? No matter, this licenses me to fuck anyone that says Linux>>>Microsoft, cos its not. Fuck off.

D+ for maths, can't complain. Its fucking irritating to repeat this Satanic module.

B+ for Design of interactive media. Erm... Guess not presenting in class costed me an A.

B for Computing and Society. Wow. But i refuse to spam for an A, so i get B. Fuck you spammers.

B- for Computer Graphics. How the hell? But it was pretty out of this world so fuck it.

And as a bonus:


Ignore the fact he's cross dressing and watch.

Ok, so im slothing in the house. I do not wish to get a job currently, except web design offers. I slogged through the sem for 4 FUCkIng MONTHS. And now i just want a break. I want to stop myself from jumping out of the fucking window. Is there a problem? Must I slog for the next 3 months indefinitely for money? Is it a must?

Now my sister gives me the "fuck" look. Let's see.... If she wants to even think of herself as superior, she better get a degree, a boyfriend and some As to begin. Otherwise, i will step on your fucking clothes and be a bastard brother, just the way you wanted it.

First, Virginian Tech Massacre. Then China girl gets violently stripped.

Now, many "experts" are blaming games for deluding people's senses. This "blasphemy" is causing people to be unable to differentiate reality and virtual. Please, one stupid dick who claims that video games causes violence is enough. Forgot his name, its some stupid prick that never touched video games before. If that particular prick actually came to read this, please, go suck somebody's dick and leave your name here. I want the whole world to laugh at you. Oh I'm sorry, everyone is already laughing at you.

First of all, No. Video games provide enjoyment and i'm very certain there is no "How to kill a real person" option in GTA: San Andreas. Pressing X and A will NOT twist somebody's head off in reality. Oh it does? Twist my head off with that X-Box controller, underwear stain.

Second of all, instead of looking at what they do, why not look at what they think? The reason mentally ill people play video games is because it gives solitude.I love playing games because it gives me detachment from the horrible reality of people cheating each other, people trying to climb up the corporate ladder, people trying to con one another, people rushing their asses off for paper that can buy more useless paper. if virtual reality teaches me murder in a "A idiot's guide" fashion, i do think i deserve to try it out in this harsh reality. Seems to me reality teaches me more shit than virtual does. Virtual reality will need 5 terrabytes to contain reality. ESPECIALLY how to kill a person, 365 ways.

Third of all, blaming games for humanity's failure to cure mental retardness is escapism. Wait, wasn't it the same idiots who said "Escapism isn't healthy to the mind"? I see a contradiction here... Something is fucked up here. Games to escape is bad, but games as a reason for medical failure? People spent lifetimes in reality to solve this DNA defect. I think it doesn't help.

For fuck's sake, "Experts", stop looking at games as a reason for mental retardation. Focus on the problem already. You spend billions on medical cures and psychological therapies. Did you dickweeds launder the money or you conveniently redirected your failure in theories to games? Look at it this way: Games help you find the failures in life. Use it to your advantage, alright?

Did another poster. A long overdue project. finished nevertheless.

Blogger just got a whole lot weirder, now that i decided to post a post. Hur hur... Post a post. Anyway, i was bored throughout the exam season, so i wrote an FAQ for the Thief class in MapleStory.

Thread is here: http://forums.playpark.net/showthread.php?t=4085

And i put a poll in it just to see what kind of people are in there.

Question: Any problems with this guide?

Results so far:
Nope, none at all. It's well enough already! 14 35.00%
It's too wordy! 7 17.50%
It doesn't help my problem! 1 2.50%
I can't understand your standard of English! 1 2.50%
There needs to be a table of contents. 4 10.00%
The content is outdated! 1 2.50%
Just Sticky it ******! 8 20.00%
I'm voting this choice to **** around with you. 4 10.00%
Voters: 40.

I was laughing my ass off when i saw the one vote for not understanding my English. You gotta applaud for the guy's honesty, but hey, i put that choice as a way to laugh at people.
Some people find it too wordy. Those are the people who will fall prey to legal traps and documents. Read the fine print, idiots. Gold is hidden in the crevices that no one has stepped to before.
Many agree it is good, that is heartening. At least there are people who understand my standard of English.
4 people decided to fuck around with me. Oh well, they are the people who will make breakthroughs in our society, so i got no qualms with them.

Yeah, my first rant after so long.

Last friday rocked too. Mahjong with the 2 evil people (T-kun and L-kun). Evil, Evil people. But P-chan lost the most so i cannot bitch about that. =D

Oright. dunno what to blog already. Signing out.

Oright that's the last that crossed my path. What to great way to tell a woman your length.

Shit, these things keep coming! Now this one is a little more unique.

Laughing my ass off this one, even though the humour idea is pretty cliche.



Ouch.

Motorists that signal left and turn right, its a very scary breed to leave rampant into the streets. They signal, and then run straight into people. Fuck you crazy motorists. If you cannot signal, fucking yell or get off the streets.

People who drive, why the fuck do you leave the beamlights on? I understand the fear of not seeing people that walk in front of your car, but I'm sure the beam plays a part in blinding the people, and so that they will walk right into your car.

And if you want to show how bright your beam is, why not go all the way and get one of them floodlights? Or are you afraid of vampires coming in front of your car? Your measly beam is not going to fry them anytime.

One of the major causes of night time car accidents come from these ignorant beam blasting idiots. If you're one of them, may you be strapped to a chair with a floodlight in your face. See how you like it.

And TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!

Vulgarity is not cool, if used by kids.

If you are 17, and not knowing how ugly vulgarities can make you, do me a favour. Speak proper English. If you want to swear, swear appropriately. If there's a hair in your soup, saying "VAGINA" in dialect just isn't going to cut it.

CHEE BYE LA WAITER!!
"I'm sorry, but there is no vagina in the soup."

If we can use body parts as a profanity, then i'll use other parts of the body and it will work the same. Like HAIR.

TAO MENG LA WAITER!!
"I'm very sorry, I'll change the soup."

Seems to me that it will work better.

So, kids who just spit out vulgarities thinking it makes them cool, Shut up and fuck off.

Before you click play, remember that these are JOKES. Stop chastising me about Jesus after this.



a Quote i heard from friend B-kun that is very interesting.

B-kun:
u noe what day my friend say
there is no god
den i say
i cant smell god cant touch god cant see god cant hear god
correct not

Me:
yup

B-kun:
den i say to him again
i cant feel smell ur brain cant touch ur brain cant taste ur bain cant hear ur brain cant see ur brain
but im asuming u got a brain

The reason why richard Pryor is number one on the top 100 stand up comdedians of all time. MAcho man~~~

Was at home yesterday trying to get my ass up for school. So my TV was on Channel U. There was this korean show that was going to be aired that night called "Don't give up, kym soon" or something like that, because i dun give a fuck.

So on channel U, it was one advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement, one shampoo advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement. By the 10th time i saw that advertisement, i was convinced that the "kym soon" show is rubbish and should not watch it. Because if they should whore it like so, its not very good at all. Pure mind control.

My word is: Don't watch whored stuff.

Maybe its time to delete older posts.

...

But then, a diary is for archiving my life anyway.

Today walked through AMK hub, and mused about sirens: Why the hell are they made to sound like babies shrieking? From young, baby crying has been a sound hardwired to the human brain as an indication for attention. But havent people in the Army realised that men will relate that to their kids? "Oh damn, the kid is crying again. Wait, no, that's not my kid, the enemy is here! Where's my gun?!"

And you don't want people going home and scream to their kids "STOP WAILING! THE ENEMY'S GONEE!!!"

Saw an old man almost got brushed by a bus. The old man cursed at the bus. Problem was, the old man was walking on the curb beside the bus stop. On the curb was a VERY BRIGHT yellow line drawn and designed to alert people about this damger. My thinking: You skirt with death, you get what you perversed for. Bitch.

Accompanied Hime-sama to pay her bills at the AXS machine. It was normal. The offer that was shown on the screen wasn't. It said: Sign up now and get a free 3 month Accidental Death policy worth $5000. So, if a Singaporean should sign up, should he go out straight to get himself killed for the $5000? And why have a coupon on something that you can never refund for yourself? "Wooo! $5000! KREEEEEE BANG!!"

"$5000! WOOO!!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~allythechatbot/

While doing research for my blog assignment (murder. Sheer murder. I hate reading through 300 useless sites...) i found a girl named ally. She sure is smart. Try replying to her every statement with "porn".


Went through friendster because i was bored. Turns out someone posted a "girl dies while having sex" bulletin. Its a chain mail (no not chainmail, Chain Mail!) and on it was "Hi i am a 14 year old girl. I have no face. If you see me you will die."

Erm.... Dumbass? And sucks be to the people who believed it too.

A topic i saw on BlogTV.sg, a TV show about blogs. I tried posting my views, but apparently i was too vulgar for them. (Actually its an IP ban, but I'm being sensitive here...)

Are kids growing up too fast now?

Kids now grow fast, but their mental age aren't catching up as well. You see, when we say grow up, we really mean that the kid has grown out of his transformers and now is ready to build a REAL thing, or something close. But the kids we say that grows up too fast is not speaking like he should. They have their views, point taken, but it is not coming through their point of view. It is more of "Read off the internet, paraphrase, regurgitate."

I personally find not only the Internet, but material accessable to them inflates their ego, such as comics, shows that features children saving the world, MMORPGS, and similiar material. They personify the user/reader as a superhero, and a kid's mind, being so malleable, absorbs that fact well. Grown ups have reality hardwired into their nerve system so we are resistant to that fact. And when kids know themselves as "The One", any advice we give them goes down either into their colon, or they hide in in their "Do-Not-Touch" section of their brain.

Kids have more access to knowledge, just that their mindset isn't ready to handle it. Nor absorb it. Not even to process or learn from it. At all.

What are YOUR views?

This is SOMETHING i GOT to post.

Recently i visited mapleforum's fanart section. Some of the artwork astounded me. They were magnificent. Perfect as they seem, though, some of them have glaring mistakes, and yet people are going "OMG YOU ROXORZZZZZ". Fuck off. If its bad, its bad. Admit it fucktards.

So i decided to post my views outright. No harm being honest i thought. (I was wrong btw. Singaporean kids have *oh such THIN* prides.)

Here's where it started, from my comment on a user called "Sweet_Potato":

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=23 (I'm CruInsanDr, as you may have guessed)

So it seemed promising. She reacted well to the critism, and i posted things that she can work forward to. Then as a form of respect, i thought i should post one of my own:

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=24

Her first comment? "It's not proportional wor~~"

First was that noobGlish. Duhhh... I r teh not speakings...

And second, that sure was informative. What the fuck are you referring to?

Then she progresses to insist that the world can see through her eyes. Read on. (Many thanks to one comment along the way.)

Then she tries to end it in the way she's right (And one fucktard tries to make himself popular along the way. He fucking had to post the same pictures 3 times just for a pity comment.):
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1131674


To any aspiring artists who chance upon this entry: Criticize EVERY piece of artwork you see. Otherwise you will never improve. Sadly, i predict that the Sweet_Potato dude can go to hell with her copied works.

Fuck off flamers. Stop encouaraging fucktards to gather and inflate each other's balls.

Today was very tiring. Never sleep for 4 hours and run out to school. Though i always do that.

Saturday night TV was fun. 5am TV showed a few morons doing things that went beyond logic. For the dumbest reasons. One i liked was the Taekwando kid that kicked an apple off the tip of a katana. Problem is, its a katana. If not for sharp reflexes from the knife welder, that kid should have lost his foot. And guess what? After recovery, he's at the same stunt again. Wowee.

Another one was a husband wife piggy back race. The all time champion duo had an upside down piggyback style that won them 8 time champion. So couples tried their style. I don't even have to tell you it failed for them. Cos the reigning husband and wife team had a muscular and huge man, and a kid sized woman. Took other teams 8 fucking years to figure out why it didn't work for them.

Catch it if you got insomnia. Good for a laugh.

Even more good shit.

George Carlin on the Ten Commandments. Which makes sense in our century. Why didn't people realise it then?

My sisters, no matter how they explain themselves, no matter how they differenciate themselves, are bimbos. Period.

They argue over the weirdest matters, insist they are right, even when they are in the wrong.

Why do i say that? Today i asked for 30 minutes, what do you dudes wanna eat? Was there any money left behind?

Any idea how irritating it is to be a mimic for 30 whole fucking minutes?

After that my nerve snapped because i haven't eaten for 16 hours. A hungry man is an angry man. Fucking hell.

Then they pinned it on me. "Don't flare up on me." "I didn't hear you!" "Stop saying it's my fault!"

And its 3pm in the bright fucking Saturday.

Bimbos.

Was bored again so i googled my nick: cruinsandr. Apparently, my blog was not the number 1 search that appeared on the search.

Asiasoft forum was first. Wonder how that happened.
Then it was fanartCentral. I forgot all about that account already!
THEN it was my blog. wow.
After that was some weird site called technorati.com. Apparently it locked onto my blog post about macdonalds. Weird. Do you NEED a second opinion about fast food?
Then it was my Princess-sama's blog. Wow, google CAN find you anything.
After that was some blogsearcher engine thingy.

Boy im bored. Have you searched your nickname lately?

Overworked now. I AM tired.

Bored so i came to blog. Asiasoft held some bubble speech contest, blah. I threw in 2 pieces cos i was bored. And judging from the level of humour the others posted, i think i might wander upon first. Who knows? Doesn't hurt to dream. Anyway i should cash in some humour already. Too much in head is burning my brains.

If you wanna see some of the crapola, here's the link:
Clickmecmoniknowyouwannaclickmecmonjustagentleclickpleaseeee

Back to labs.

Today I visited back to the post in the maplesea forums i flamed. Boy i was pissed. On it was a reply to me about what i said about PvP in Maple from a dick called ahkiwi:

iya u sthu la...kpkb u wan PvP go play ur childish ghost on9 la noob ass get out of tis thread

Wow, i sure know what he iz try1ng 2 sae. Fooking english.

So i got really mad and replied:

First of all man, speak proper english. Were you trying to insult me? That sure got your message through. And it was a suggestion, you moron. Don't you understand the meaning of suggestion? Or are you too dumb to realise that? Oh I'm sorry, i haveno idea you are incapable of understanding me. I'll make it a point to condescend to your level.

Diam la, tak pai zai kao bei kao bu. Wu tao nao gong lang wei la, chao ji bai.

Satisfied? I don't think ghost online is a fun game, and i sure don't give a fk about your thoughts and your mindless comments. And YOU get your noob ass out of this thread. Childish? Don't read my ****g post and get your ass out then. Flame on *****. Go on and flame. I just plain LAUGH at someone who don't know India from Indonesia.

And the india/indonesia thing was from one of that moron's post about earthquake in india. Fuck off morons.

What's worse? One little girl by the nick of MaXiaoLing decides to join in the flamefest:

heyyy u stop yr nonsence... tat beri rude of uu... get out of maple rite nw...

And hence, another reply:

Me? Seriously? Who was it that made rude comments first? Get that right first,miss. And what i did was comment on what the threadstarter made about assassins. Am i wrong? Get out of maple? Please get things straight first lady.

I'm kinda keen on winning this flamefest. But then again, I'm wasting time now. Fucking kids spoil a good game. Trust them to bring the world to ruin.

The thread is viewable here:
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1040936&page=17


And if one of you 2 kids happen to chance by here, fuck off already. This is an R(A) page. What you read here will fuck your mind up.

Day ending. ST-chan msn-ed me about something her Ex-bastard-of-a-dickhead-who-only-knew-how-play-with-girl's-feelings-like-a-pimp-boyfriend
said in his nick:

"it's easy to be trapped in our emotions, but you won't be living life to it's fullest if you're like that,aint that right? ho~"

My response?:

If you are trapped by emotions you can't live life to the fullest, that's true
But if you aren't trapped by happiness, you will be tied to hatred as well
I LOVE to be tied to my emotions
otherwise i got a different rulebook
God gave me a "Trapped by happiness" rulebook
"Be happy with your cage" He said, and i followed.

To guys, do your duty and make girls happy, even though you are having a fling with them. Make them smile and chuckle when they mention your name, not Curse and Swear? You're making love harder to play. And to playboys: stop thinking with your fucking dick. You're making guys have a fucking bad reputation. By the way, I'm a male lesbian. Some may ask why? I don't like guys, i LOVE girls, i know what they want and i got the Equipment to give it to them. So not exactly male, but a well equipped lesbian.

Lesbians, get off my back already. If you are an ugly lesbian, stay away from the cute chicks already. Let them male lesbians have them. Flamers, shut up.

Maple just went down the slope. I post a comment on "Maple PvP is possible" and 32 brainless twits said "NO IT ISNT! ZZZZZZ". Fuck off man, I don't see Street Fighter impossible, and its fucking 2D. One idiot asked me to shut up. Well that sure was constructive. Adds more flavour to the arguement. 90% chance that this dude ends arguements with walking away, resorting to violence, and has a high chance to get a brush with the Law. Sucks to be that idiot, and since your life sucks, live long.

Took a bus today and was about to board it when an uncle ran from God-knows-where, and cut right in front of me. Wao. Asshole. He nearly tripped on the bus, Many thanks to inertia. One of the rare moments i thank Newton and his 3 Laws of Hurting-Someone-With-Natural-Powers. Then he sat down, and i cannot help noticing white shirt, dark brown pants, pink socks, black leather shoes.... Waitafuckingminuteholyshitthisdudegotpinksocksomfgfuckinghell!

Pink socks, glaring out to the sky like Korea's nuclear warhead on NASA's satellite. Well it WILL show that way if Korea actually revealed their site so openly, but yeah, pink socks i shit you not. Pity i cannot post the photo since i took it discretely. But yeah. Waowhee a highlight of the day.

Note to gents: do NOT wear pink socks for crying out loud. Which also shows his direction of sexual interest.

Fatasses, know your fucking place. If you are fat, admit it. Stop leaning forward in buses when it really is your ass blocking the entire walkway. Fucking turn sideways you shit eating idiots.

Walked the earth today. Haven't stepped onto grounds that are overpopulated at any point of day. You can't guess it: its the shopping center. Came from it a TON of things to bitch about.

First was on the bus. I wanted to get off the bus. Its saturday and its 12pm, which means the bus is vacated and plenty of empty seats. If you weren't on that bus, don't say i'm wrong. Fuck you. One kid walked up to me and said "Excuse me."
I'm this close to saying "No, excuse ME. I'm trying to vacate a space for your fucking ass so Excuse Me." Kids and morons who like to say excuse me to get your way, let me burst your shitty bubble: "Excuse me" is a phrase to get pardon from people to invade their private space for a short and brief moment to move to another location. It is NOT a polite way to say "Get the fuck out of my way." Fuck you.

So that kid was Bitch #1. Then i accompanied Princess-sama to J8 with her kid brother. We viewed bags. I came upon a bag made by ********** company. I use * for their name cos i forgot the brand, not censorship shit. The bag says, or claims, that it is Anti-Theft. Now i don't know much about theft that involves bags, but I'm sure as hell that the bag usually disappears as well. No matter how many security devices are incorporated into that bag, canvas and zippers cannot claim the title "Anti-Theft". My view: Unless the bag is sewed into your skin, the bag is Theft-able.
This is Bitch #2.

Bitch #3 is about Long John Silver. Specifically J8 and Toa Payoh. If you don't know these names, never mind. Just remember to boycott these 2 Long Johns when you come to Singapore. At these 2 places, John just got Short and Dull Grey. Princess-sama has a chicken as thick as my pinky finger. If you need a more accurate depiction, look at your pencil. That's about the total surface area of the chicken piece. What? You don't know surface area? Don't you go school?
Worse, the cashier lacks professionalism. Namely, sighing and lack of smile when taking orders. And giving weird stares when the customer asks a question. I fucking don't know if Long John still has Milo Freeze. Is that a sin? Fucking bitch.

I walked out of that cesspool, and in response to "Thank you, please come again.", i replied "No thank you, never again." a tad too loud. And guess what? They don't fucking flinch. Which is why these 2 outlets do not have the "Ring if we served you well" Bell, as well as a suggestion box. It's pointless: they will collect more rust and paper than the Swiss banks. Bitch #3. So when Short-changing John Dull Grey is slowly starting to disappear like A&W, we know why.

I'd rather let macdonalds con my hard earned money. $6 for potatoes and a slice of meat, but with good environment and equally QC'ed service. Thumbs up. I just don't want them in charge of education. For reason why, look below for post of "MAC SPREADS NEW YEAR EDUCATION" or something like that.

Contemplating the idea of doing a podcast. But then again, people like DawnYang and Xia Xue makes this idea look bad: I dun wanna be pointed at for being a media whore. And a Manwhore at that.


I'll sleep over it. Meanwhile, Kids please PLEASE stay in school and fucking READ BOOKS. STOP BEING MORONS.

Was going to sleep when i saw ellen, her TV show. Ever heard the bad joke about a man ordering a pile of rotten food at a restaurant, and then the waiter says they cannot serve that, and then the man will say "but you did that last week!", that joke? Ellen did it on TV, and i was "wow, she really DID pull it off!" The poor man on TV was so stunned, poor fuck. But that's what makes ellen worth watching: She is daring in her humour. Oh and if you havent watched already, watch her AmEx advertisement. The concept astounded me, but i dunno if you guys will pick up the humour. kudos to A-san for showing it to me.



And irritating ringtone vendors: stop selling ringtones that can potentially cause a traffic accident, or a chef accidently impaling people with choppers while being startled. Sirens were made so that they alerted people, not piss people out of their shorts. And the ringtone that "adults cannot hear?" They can hear it, and its FUCKING irritating. Sounds like a mosquito that won't go away, stop whoring silence for money. And too bad for kids who spent money buying ringtones that claims adults cannot hear it, cos either you bought 1 minute of silence, or that you cannot hear it either: You need your MOM to tell you your phone is ringing.

I suspect that there be flames from anti lesbian groups and ringtone lovers, so i'll reply upfront: Ellen Degeneres is funny, and she has good taste in women, kudos to that. Ringtones that are irritating ARE irritating. Its the truth, and you people tried whoring that on TV. And you kids should stop spending your parents' money on trash.

Oright, i dunno how much does this constitute to freedom of speech and shit, but i SURE am fucking pissed, and i don't care how "immature" it builds up to, but i got steam to let out, and i'm sure its a good read in the end.

i logged onto messenger, and i saw a friend (not too sure about that now) D-chan logging in. to fill in, D-chan is a singaporean thrown to seattle to study. Well maybe not "thrown" since that she chose to go there, but 800 miles from home? That's a wee bit far now. First thing i noted her display pic, which seems sensible. Aren't those things meant to be seen? Otherwise, why put it? Everyone can be that dull, blue silhouette of a stickman. Fine, i glanced, and saw a black rod across a white sheet of paper. I was wondering what could that be, and was giggling when i thought of it as a dick. Seems funny, no? a possibly drum-stickish rod being a black man's dick (not a racist comment, i'm not a racing person.) so i dropped her a message about that thought.

29 hours i got a reply. I thought this was speed messaging? Anyway she told me its not, and so i chatted with her a while more, i commented that it looks like a black dick on a white scoresheet. then i drew a pic in msn (don't you? stop looking at me like that), and one more pot shot at the display pic. Just when i was going to switch topic, she started to get irritated and said that the joke was immature. That sure was nice. I make a joke and she gets angry. What's worse is she flares, and thinks she's in the right. Its a female trait, point taken, and guess what? Fuck to that.

And so she proceeds to tell me not everyone will take the jokes well, and that not to crack jokes that doesn't seem appropriate, and im not taking them in. I was so pissed over her inferration that i was immature, i spent 2 hours fucking her over about what she said. So we had an MSN fight, i was not romantically involved with her. Fucking hell. And we are 800 miles apart.

After all that ruckus(i decided not to put the chat log up cos im lazy. So fuck me.), she finally realized she did not put the right point across, and not i was immature. Fuck, my princess did not choose me out of other guys just because im immature, for fuck's sake. Oright, so i make jokes, but im not oblivious to comments about them. If you don't like it, you TELL ME, not "that was a bad joke". key word is YOU and DO NOT LIKE. you express these, not with some skirting statements. At least she apologized. So i calmed down. A little.

Note to all, if you are a friend, i will joke with you. If not, i won't even glance at you. Much less enemies, fuck you too.

And D-chan, if i forgot any detail, post em in. I can't remember much after i calmed down.

Got another pic done. This one is for an assignment, cos i cannot find any pics i like.

Comment, and flamers fuck off.

Epic movie singapore version sucked monkey balls.

Wastd $19.00 to watch a heavily censored version. That sure suited my taste.

and we are encouraged not to download free movies online. But we get less than what we paid for. After this wasted $19, its bittorrents forever.


Fuck censorship.

Been hanging out at Skywalker's place these 2 days. Been so relaxing that i forgot i got a fight with the China and Viet scholars. Damn damn damn.

i did come across some bloggable things. But i was too relaxed to remember to note them down so i'll do my best. One of the better ones was our discussion about pot. If you dunno what is pot, its the thing that boils soup in the kitchen. If you do, read on my stoned friend. Pot prevents cancer, as opposed to what's believed that it will cause lung cancer. And pot doesn't cause war. It only appeases it. That's why one certain country has a marijuana leaf on its flag. They love peace...

..its a maple leaf? Damn...

and quoting from Robin Williams, there has NEVER been an angry pot smoker. An Atomic Bong will bring celebration too.

We went shopping at FairPrice Xtra, which i found aptly named. Its a carrefour imitation. As locals go, si bei extra sia. Anyhow we were shopping for minced beef, and we found a pack that was packaged 23th Feb 2007. Now, we shopped at the 22nd, so YH-san, Skywalker and my friend, literally dropped it back like its an Ebola. no FUcKInG way im eating future meat, he said. I got to agree man.

We did a Matrix marathon just for the kick, and its matrix man. Now im kinda seeing this green hue wherever i look. damn. But i sure pity those kids who were too stoned to realize that its a fiction thing. I can dodge that bullet! There's no save point kiddo.

Finally finished Samurai champloo these 2 days. Kinda liked how it ended, as in it REALLY ended. Not left hanging like a dead toenail like Cowboy bebop did. But you gotta love Rap and Blues with samurai. Bad thing is now i start to associate rapping with the Bakumatsu. Yo yo yo Tokugawa~~ ashita wa inai yo yo yo~~ Don't comment on my jap now. Fuck you if you do. Its a rap. Its not supposed to make sense.

picked up maple again, i wonder why. Perhaps its so appealing to my tired mind. I saw WoW's rogue on a PvP rampage (That was YH-san's) and a 9Dragons Wu Tang dude slashing away (That was Skywalker's, and to any americans, stop tattooing pig ass rat face in chinese on your hand). But i still like throwing money away to blow. (throw cash for blow, hur hur hur). It WAS nice, until one dick came in to suck away my money. Fuck him. I was about to bl... nuke those badasses.

I think that about concludes it. Im sure there's going to be flames. Smoke pot people. And yeah i remember one more medical thingy. Girls, swallow if you blow. It reduces the chances of getting breast cancer. But if you still insist on throwing all that essence away, fine by me.

Fuck you flamers, fuck yourself good man.

Third day of the new year. I tried not to say fuck during new year, buti said shit, and i went on to say fuck, i said shit. Fuck.

Went to chalet on new year's day. Pretty neat, if not for the damn arcade closing early. Oh well, they didn't have KOFXI. Sacrilege. Anyone mentioned Firefox's spellchecker is pretty neat? Oh man, spellchecker didn't get accepted by firefox.

Mahjong was neat. xcept that i was the biggest loser. Paid my $12.60 as mahjong lessons (i thought that was steep until T-san came and told me he lost $40 to a noob.) Wootness. Went to princess's place to knock out. And yes, i slept like a drunk. Not a baby, cos im sure babies don't wake up with headaches.

today was visit aunt day. Visited her, got into a linguistic war with my cousin Yan-san. She sure dunno how to curry favour. Anyhow, its pretty good a year, And im supposed to start studying now.

Fuck it, shall we? im off to bed.

ITS NEW YEAR!!!

but im still rushing my damm lab. whee.

Mcdonalds called staying up for new years day to be shou ye. Now, for all you non chinese out there, that is something you do at a funeral. NOT on new year's eve. Now we know what macdonalds feel about their customers. Which is why Macdonalds have yet to set up a school, like MacDonalds JC.

Thinking of starting a fighting game, or maybe a fight amongst the idiots. Who knows. Who cares?

HAPPY NEW YEAR now people!

Valentine's is FINALLY over.

Busted my ass trying to finish a pressing assignment before it happens. That one failed.

Tried to get a gift before valentine's day struck, that one failed too.

Got a gift on valentines itself. That was pretty stiff cos it took quite a while.

Wandered in J8 with Princess, met a weird reporter who gave a $1 survey, and he took back that buck! That little..

Read some palmistry book. Apparently I am destined to meet another girl. However, i have been going against what's good for me all my life, so tis but another challenge.

Otherwise i may have to start burning off these damn lines on my hand.

Went home, knocked out, revived, and my desktop finally managed to show proper graphics! And i have a lot of anime to torrent, come to think of it.

Oh well fuck it. Work work.

Oright, the feedback for the artwork has been constructive, thanks you guys for the support! Of course, the bad flame was not included, but thanks all!

Its been a hectic 4 weeks and Chinese fucking new year is coming!! But i got my bloody midterms which means im going to hold a bloody book to relative's places. Damn, no mahjong and no blackjack. Im superstitious, so bite me.

Nothing to blog. Just wanted to thank all dudes and dudettes for the comments.

Im sleepy.


Very sleepy.


Fuck, self hypnotism is powerful.

Peace out.

ITS FUCKING DONE!! WHEEEEEEE!!!

Post comments!

Flamers Fuck Off!!!

another drawing done, just lacking background and one wing. This drawing is meant for a flyer the compclub wants, so dibs goes to them by default.

And after seeing a news article of a Miami company stealing artwork from a DeviantArt user, i was compelled to wreck my creation with my signature. Anyone trying to use this for their money uses, have fun taking away my signature, and fuck be to you.

Otherwise, Do comment on her.

Something i mentioned to my friend I-san today via msn:

The only way i can ever have an affair is that a girl comes charging at me with her pants taken off, and her pussy is pointed to me like a spear.

Maybe i'll bother taking off my pants and considering cheating.

Maybe.

I'll even try an erection if that's what you're thinking.

Peace.

And oh yes, my girlfriend also swears to sew up the vagina of the girl that tries that on me.

With a 6 inch knitting needle.

Blunt end in.

was at macdonalds yesterday having lunch. Fries rule. McSpicy, well, they got me by the ass.

An old auntie came up to me by my side on the table.
I was staring the big screen LCD tv cursing about the shitty comics people thought up. Hey don't judge me by this one, but a screen play of 3 panels of "PENALTY" "TAKE THAT" doesn't seem like humour nor story to me. Its a sad excuse of shit.

The auntie askd me in dialect: Hey kid, would you like to buy some tissues?
I don't mean to make her sound like a nig... rapper, but literally that was what she told me.

Without looking up i told her in dialect: No thanks. There's a lot at the counter. And they're free too.


Im such a dick. =D


And if anyone bought those tissue, I'm offing $2 service to help you blow your nose with $1 macdonalds genuine tissue.

This pic was what I drew for the CompClub. I just thought i need to post it here for membrance's sake.


And im not being a showoff. I'm just happy that I got to do a drawing for an event.

Fuck off flamers.

Got home after staring at 3241 lab. Its fucking OpenGL for those wondering.

Reached home starving.

Actually, why am i blogging now? I got labs to finish, i got a project proposal to see to, and im TIRED.

Right, i'll blog again when i recover my sense of humour.

Bored so im blogging.

3248 lab not done. wheee.
3241 lab is not done. double whee.
2106 lab not touched. triple whee.

I just realized that people won't know what im talking about. Whee.

Im not going to retype this entry, so meh.

Note from the lecture i'm in now: everyone is interrupted by an SMS, email, messenger or something every 3 minutes, and it takes 8 minutes for a brain to go into running mode.

Ever heard of beheading? 3 seconds to get your brain in a rolling mode.


Random muse of the moment: Why have GPS on your car to see where the thief drove it to when you can blow up your car AND the thief? The car's covered in insurance, and the thief's demise can be recorded.

To people who say no to violence, fuck you and shut up. Gandhi said forgiveness is for the Strong only, and only the weak cannot let go of vengeance. That is true: People who are strong will kill whoever pisses them off. If i can kick the ass of the bastard that pissed me off, of COURSE i can forgive him. The weak cannot do that so all they can do is hate and grumble. Perfect sense.

What does C, C++, Perl, HTML, JavaScript, Maya, Flash, Actionscript and OpenGL have in common?




They all are lethal to learn in 4 days.

And im eating them in huge amounts.


Whee.

You know what people said about diaries having to be written when the day is over? That is very true. In my case, my day lasted 72 hours. And i was asleep 20 of them. Big deal.

i forgot a lot of the past 60 hours. But im sure 6 of them involved irritating aunties shoving their way up the godamn buses, 14 of them involved being unconscious, 6 of them involve eating, and i think i blogged about a few of those hours yesterday.

Anyhow, i slept at 9 last night. Or the legal term was "I fainted onto the bed only to open my eye 1 minute later and opened my eyes to try to fall asleep". Woke up at 6 am after dreaming of soaking my dog in salt water to clean him and hearing him want a drink of water. Freaky, cos that dog passed away already.


OpenGL was for breakfast, and i have no idea what to do about it. Tried doing the tutorial, but its like discovering a new religion. Horrible. Gods weren't that hard to worship to before. They just want some prayers, some sacrifices and some belief. Now they want an API on how to conduct the rituals.

Mused over the phrase "bear with it" after friend D-chan told me to bear with it. Bear with it. Do bears really tolerate trouble? Unless we're learning about the wrong breed, bears maul anything that bothers them. Bear with it isn't right. We should change it to "Sheep with it". Sheep tolerates anything, from full body shaves to horny farmers to even a genocide on their kind. Sheep with it sounds more correct.

...

Alright, nothing else. nothing to write too. Die flamers.

People who wrote the damn program to move lifts up and down should be shot.

I press the button to go down on the 10th floor. One lift was waiting at the 11th. Another on the 3rd. Common sense will be to ask the 11th floor lift to move down, and then we all will be happy.

No. The stupid logic of the pile of wiring says "We should give the lower lift some exercise. Let's make it move 7 storeys up. Maybe it's faster."

And if that's not ass fucked enough, it realizes that it fucked up on the calculation, like it never knew 7 is larger than 1, and moves the 11th floor lift down. That one fucking floor.

So, if anyone told you that you shouldn't take a lift in case of a fire, its not because you can get trapped in the damn thing, its more like you will be smothered by just waiting for the godamn thing to make up its fucking mind.

Just nice, time to make another travian move.

Shitty Sunday.


Princess broke appointment today. Pissed. Ass pissed.

Today kept being hungry. Wonder why.

Played Travian. ITS SO DAMN SLOW.

Why am i talking in sentences of 2 lines each? And will anyone nderstand that?

Was there a typo, i have no idea.


Shitty Sunday.

Hmmm, weekend has been enjoyable, that is no meteors landed, and that aunties are still trying to trod my toes, and some of them slipped.

Monday. Barely half the day has past and i haven't been awake for more than 5 hours, and i'm blogging. Whee.

First, i must say i need to kick myself for predicting rain. Its a sunny day so i insisted that rain falls to justify my jacket, since i thought of myself as a jackass to wear a jacket on a sunny day. Fuck, i can hold it too! Better than wading in puddles full of what i hope to be mud. ><

Graphics lab is out! First lab is to go sign on an account at secondlife.com. I love graphics labs. For those tho have no idea what is Second life, basically you log on into another you online, and play on from there as though you're reborn. That sounds cool to me. Finally I can be a virtual terrorist that only needs to worry about virtual armies and sparking off virtual wars. Now it would be great if the police chasing me stays virtual.

10 more awake hours to go. Fuck you flamers.

Today's blog is going to be a little drag. Primarially because no idiotic kid crossed my path and the aunties are weirdly orderly today. They tried pushing and shoving to get on the bus but i guess 50 years of pushing and shoving reduces their abilities greatly.

Oh today on TV was Tyra Banks show and i was glad i saw it. She just pulled away her gown and told her audience to do the same. Love your body, love yourself. Yeah Tyra Banks we love your body too. I can't say i love her body cos i can get into Deep Shit. Head First.

Though some of the chicks in the audience have a nice bod too.

Gaming is boring me. That's a good and bad sign. Good as in finally i can focus on studying, since this sem i'm retaking one fucking maths module, and i FUCKING hate maths that doesn't involve cash, and im taking modules that involve designing. Designing is great. Its like parenting without having to change diapers. And your creation doesn't talk back. Bad as in gaming had always been part of my life. Right until now, that is.

Now i'm FINALLY going to learn html, and php while im at it. So that i can make a better blog. Blogger is to blog as KFC is to chicken. For those who don't get it, have a KFC chicken and you probably will take a while to see what i mean.

Fuck Asiasoft for ruining a creation like MapleStory. If you think Maplestory don't deserve being called a good creation, go have a look at other MMOs. I'd pick super mario Anyday over sonic 3D. Once again, i insist on my character in maple to be able to smoke. And drink wine. Fuck, give that bandit a Brandy. Anyone that lives his life killing stuff needs a stiffie. And a good Shag. Maple is all about killing already, why not bring it to the edge.

Oh yeah, good friend Dn-kun raided a guild for disturbing him (This is maple. and im pretty sure he did it in real life too.). Their sorry reason was that "she was still a kid". My view? It doesn't matter if the kid is FUCKING in primary 1. If she FUCKING stabs someone, ANYONE has the right to shoot her. Try telling that to the police that "Oh, she's only primary one, she doesn't know she is going to kill someone." Fuck you, she dies, slowly if possible.

That's all the bored rants for now. To any flamers: Fuck off.

Another random musing, since im too bored to grind on mmos for now. Maple is releasing 4th job and im too bored to grind. Why are all MMOs about grinding anyway?

Singapore terrorists just cannot pull off a successful attack. Never.

Why?

Cos they watch the same damn channel as the police do. Overseas terrorists take photos of their targets, and were caught only after the attack pulled off. Local terrorists saw it and said "Hey, that looks effective, let's do that." Only to get caught soon after. Cos the police watched the same channelNewsAsia channel.

And now? Sucks be to the idiot who places bags in MRTs or buses, cos the police watched that news channel too.

Singaporeans are just not creative enough to pull off a successful terrorist attack. You can set yourself on fire only to have 30 firemen pissing on you. Not a good idea to invest in bringing out creativity in that case.

Scary, my blog page auto logged in. Anyhow.

Today was a fun day, considering that the lecturers are promising me a hell of a day today. wheee.
Wanted to drop computing and society in favour for japanese level 2, unfortunately Operating systems got in the way. Fuck.

Now in the boring lecture of computing and society. Fuck fuck.

Im blogging in lecture. Triple Fuck.

Fuck.

one post before i go to sleep.

And im really tired so i'll just rant.

Maple private better release soon. Im lazy and i got no time to keep grinding endlessly.

Fuck you asiasoft.

Another day, just that this day is the last day of my swiftly passed holidays.

Anyhow, yesterday i was musing about relationships when i realised something.

Girls always talk about how guys sneaked behind their backs to see another girl. They should refrain from using the word "betray" in this situations. Why? To say that the guy betrayed you means you know he ayetrayed you once. and if you know he ayetrayed you before, you deserved to be betrayed, cos you know he will. For those who get the joke, i congratulate your high IQ, and for those who don't, look at the alphabet.

Played pirate king online, and i was thinking it will be a POTC thingy, with a Jack Sparrow going "arrrrrr" and swinging into the fray, with cutlasses and cannons boarding ships and stuff.
Its just another MMO with a "we have ships". Bullshit, total bullshit. But i still play it anyway, cos friends are playing.

Boring day, yes it is.

Orighty, out of request from F-chan, i got myself a tagboard. Or i prefer to call it, the flame tank. Now you dun have to leave a comment, but instead just leave your flames in there.

Boring day, decided to take computing and society cos i wanna explore what people think about gaming. And stuff.

Its going to be damn boring.

Im just musing this thru, while being drunk on Mcdonalds and sleep hormones last night.

Since all online games have prejudice nowadays, why not just make a Prejudice online?
Make your hated known. Form another Clan. Do what you want to hate everyone.

And for those people that object that, fuck you. Aren't you prejudiced at any one point to a severe extent? And no point letting that kind of hate money go to waste. Since everyone playing MMORPGs are prejudiced, may as well make an arena for them.

And im prejudiced too. I hate idiots that have the ability to think, but still do idiotic things.

One more post about some bored thought:

Please, all you girls, stop adding "<3 euu and frenz 4eva" or any similiar shit. Girls are known for language superiority. What, throwing in the towel already? SPEAK LIKE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING GODAMNIT.

And a post note: People who tell you "frenz 4evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" are likely not your friend after 2 years or 6 months. Cos real friends can't be bothered to tell you they treat you as a friend. Its listed under assumptions. The permanent kind.

So fucking brush up your english and stop talking like a bimbo. And drop the "frenz 4evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" shit. mature adolescents speak in proper sentences.

To flamers who are about to flame me: All i want is to be flamed in proper english. If you are a bimbo, do us a favour, shut up. If you can't speak english, shut up. If you are not bored, shut up.
If you are going to flame me, Shut up and type.

Happy new year everyone.

New year celebration wasn't much of a biggy, if not for the fact that people were there not for the fireworks. Went down to the big durian today. Good grief its flooded. Never mind that, we were standing up front, and one fucker had to squeeze in front of me and my princess like he was made of fucking glass. And i did i mention a lot of smelly people around? The bangalas, why yes of course. Its not a racist remark, when they stink i say it straight, they stink.

Anyway that spot reeks of trouble so i dragged my princess out of that area. Plenty of people eyeing buttocks. Either they are looking for a grope or looking for wallets. Or both. That is a bad thing oright. People are gay in 2 ways then.

And the place. New year celebrations are times where kids go havoc and parents can only say "Tim could you stop moving about?" Fuck, for fuck's sack YELL at them. You are a PARENT. If that doesn't give you authority you need lessons and a stun gun. But Man made a wonderful invention to handle such kids. That is the Gameboy Advance. Today at a poorly prepared piano performance, i witness the power of the Gameboy taming 4 kids who, basically, treated a big cushion like it was a trampoline. They actually sat down on it! Wow! Kids who used things as they should be! Why are parents stopping kids from playing? Let them! It shuts them up!

And about the piano performance, i figured out this: People associate pianists with good looks. And unfortunately, if you don't look like a Bishi in front of that piano, no matter how many lessons you take, you aren't going to get many performance opportunities. Its one of Life's cold truths. Though the dude behind the keys have got potential, I can't see him going up to the big stage.

Anyway back to the fucking durian story. Squeezing in the damned crowd near the merlion, 3 bad things happened. We got stuck in the crowd who only knew how to push and not MOVE, raindrops started to fall, and the fireworks we waited for lighted up behind one fucking building. I just told my princess, fuck it, we're leaving.

We got back to her place (No sex took place you bastards. Stop thinking of girls' homes as some cheap motel, you Cock sucking bastards) with supper for her family. Good grief, if we did this earlier we could have enjoyed new year easier! Anyhow on my way back i witness a very intelligent act: a kid rung his bell to a pile of newspapers. smart ass. Anyhow its a great start of 2007.

Any diff? Nope.