Monday, March 19, 2007

Maybe its time to delete older posts.

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But then, a diary is for archiving my life anyway.

Today walked through AMK hub, and mused about sirens: Why the hell are they made to sound like babies shrieking? From young, baby crying has been a sound hardwired to the human brain as an indication for attention. But havent people in the Army realised that men will relate that to their kids? "Oh damn, the kid is crying again. Wait, no, that's not my kid, the enemy is here! Where's my gun?!"

And you don't want people going home and scream to their kids "STOP WAILING! THE ENEMY'S GONEE!!!"

Saw an old man almost got brushed by a bus. The old man cursed at the bus. Problem was, the old man was walking on the curb beside the bus stop. On the curb was a VERY BRIGHT yellow line drawn and designed to alert people about this damger. My thinking: You skirt with death, you get what you perversed for. Bitch.

Accompanied Hime-sama to pay her bills at the AXS machine. It was normal. The offer that was shown on the screen wasn't. It said: Sign up now and get a free 3 month Accidental Death policy worth $5000. So, if a Singaporean should sign up, should he go out straight to get himself killed for the $5000? And why have a coupon on something that you can never refund for yourself? "Wooo! $5000! KREEEEEE BANG!!"

"$5000! WOOO!!"

8 comments:

Kuan Hanrong said...

Yeah, the yellow line is there for a fucking reason, it ain't street graffiti. I almost lawl'd that one time when a teen got his head smacked by that bus mirror coz he was standing too close.

ivano said...

Daaaaaaamn. And i bet with you that kid tried to bite the bus too. damn kids should stay off pot.

Kuan Hanrong said...

When I see people get angry because of the consequences of their own silly actions, it makes me somewhat glad inside, thinking, maybe I'm not that bad a person after all, if people like that exist.

ivano said...

It takes all sorts to make the world my friend. If there are people who eat fried baby shit, there are idiots who curse others because they ran straight into the wall.

Kuan Hanrong said...

Yeah, I should've told that head-smacked teen that he didn't need to do that to stop the bus, it usually slows down on its own.

ivano said...

You know kids man. They just want to be "MACHO MAN~~~"

"I can stop a bus with my tough exterior~~ Macho Man~~"

Anonymous said...

looooooooool ur last comment is funny

ivano said...

haha fann. You didnt watch the pryor clip yet? Watch if you havent!