Was going to sleep when i saw ellen, her TV show. Ever heard the bad joke about a man ordering a pile of rotten food at a restaurant, and then the waiter says they cannot serve that, and then the man will say "but you did that last week!", that joke? Ellen did it on TV, and i was "wow, she really DID pull it off!" The poor man on TV was so stunned, poor fuck. But that's what makes ellen worth watching: She is daring in her humour. Oh and if you havent watched already, watch her AmEx advertisement. The concept astounded me, but i dunno if you guys will pick up the humour. kudos to A-san for showing it to me.



And irritating ringtone vendors: stop selling ringtones that can potentially cause a traffic accident, or a chef accidently impaling people with choppers while being startled. Sirens were made so that they alerted people, not piss people out of their shorts. And the ringtone that "adults cannot hear?" They can hear it, and its FUCKING irritating. Sounds like a mosquito that won't go away, stop whoring silence for money. And too bad for kids who spent money buying ringtones that claims adults cannot hear it, cos either you bought 1 minute of silence, or that you cannot hear it either: You need your MOM to tell you your phone is ringing.

I suspect that there be flames from anti lesbian groups and ringtone lovers, so i'll reply upfront: Ellen Degeneres is funny, and she has good taste in women, kudos to that. Ringtones that are irritating ARE irritating. Its the truth, and you people tried whoring that on TV. And you kids should stop spending your parents' money on trash.