Monday, January 29, 2007

Got home after staring at 3241 lab. Its fucking OpenGL for those wondering.

Reached home starving.

Actually, why am i blogging now? I got labs to finish, i got a project proposal to see to, and im TIRED.

Right, i'll blog again when i recover my sense of humour.
Bored so im blogging.

3248 lab not done. wheee.
3241 lab is not done. double whee.
2106 lab not touched. triple whee.

I just realized that people won't know what im talking about. Whee.

Im not going to retype this entry, so meh.

Note from the lecture i'm in now: everyone is interrupted by an SMS, email, messenger or something every 3 minutes, and it takes 8 minutes for a brain to go into running mode.

Ever heard of beheading? 3 seconds to get your brain in a rolling mode.


Random muse of the moment: Why have GPS on your car to see where the thief drove it to when you can blow up your car AND the thief? The car's covered in insurance, and the thief's demise can be recorded.

To people who say no to violence, fuck you and shut up. Gandhi said forgiveness is for the Strong only, and only the weak cannot let go of vengeance. That is true: People who are strong will kill whoever pisses them off. If i can kick the ass of the bastard that pissed me off, of COURSE i can forgive him. The weak cannot do that so all they can do is hate and grumble. Perfect sense.

Friday, January 26, 2007

What does C, C++, Perl, HTML, JavaScript, Maya, Flash, Actionscript and OpenGL have in common?




They all are lethal to learn in 4 days.

And im eating them in huge amounts.


Whee.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

You know what people said about diaries having to be written when the day is over? That is very true. In my case, my day lasted 72 hours. And i was asleep 20 of them. Big deal.

i forgot a lot of the past 60 hours. But im sure 6 of them involved irritating aunties shoving their way up the godamn buses, 14 of them involved being unconscious, 6 of them involve eating, and i think i blogged about a few of those hours yesterday.

Anyhow, i slept at 9 last night. Or the legal term was "I fainted onto the bed only to open my eye 1 minute later and opened my eyes to try to fall asleep". Woke up at 6 am after dreaming of soaking my dog in salt water to clean him and hearing him want a drink of water. Freaky, cos that dog passed away already.


OpenGL was for breakfast, and i have no idea what to do about it. Tried doing the tutorial, but its like discovering a new religion. Horrible. Gods weren't that hard to worship to before. They just want some prayers, some sacrifices and some belief. Now they want an API on how to conduct the rituals.

Mused over the phrase "bear with it" after friend D-chan told me to bear with it. Bear with it. Do bears really tolerate trouble? Unless we're learning about the wrong breed, bears maul anything that bothers them. Bear with it isn't right. We should change it to "Sheep with it". Sheep tolerates anything, from full body shaves to horny farmers to even a genocide on their kind. Sheep with it sounds more correct.

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Alright, nothing else. nothing to write too. Die flamers.

Monday, January 22, 2007

People who wrote the damn program to move lifts up and down should be shot.

I press the button to go down on the 10th floor. One lift was waiting at the 11th. Another on the 3rd. Common sense will be to ask the 11th floor lift to move down, and then we all will be happy.

No. The stupid logic of the pile of wiring says "We should give the lower lift some exercise. Let's make it move 7 storeys up. Maybe it's faster."

And if that's not ass fucked enough, it realizes that it fucked up on the calculation, like it never knew 7 is larger than 1, and moves the 11th floor lift down. That one fucking floor.

So, if anyone told you that you shouldn't take a lift in case of a fire, its not because you can get trapped in the damn thing, its more like you will be smothered by just waiting for the godamn thing to make up its fucking mind.

Just nice, time to make another travian move.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Shitty Sunday.


Princess broke appointment today. Pissed. Ass pissed.

Today kept being hungry. Wonder why.

Played Travian. ITS SO DAMN SLOW.

Why am i talking in sentences of 2 lines each? And will anyone nderstand that?

Was there a typo, i have no idea.


Shitty Sunday.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Hmmm, weekend has been enjoyable, that is no meteors landed, and that aunties are still trying to trod my toes, and some of them slipped.

Monday. Barely half the day has past and i haven't been awake for more than 5 hours, and i'm blogging. Whee.

First, i must say i need to kick myself for predicting rain. Its a sunny day so i insisted that rain falls to justify my jacket, since i thought of myself as a jackass to wear a jacket on a sunny day. Fuck, i can hold it too! Better than wading in puddles full of what i hope to be mud. ><

Graphics lab is out! First lab is to go sign on an account at secondlife.com. I love graphics labs. For those tho have no idea what is Second life, basically you log on into another you online, and play on from there as though you're reborn. That sounds cool to me. Finally I can be a virtual terrorist that only needs to worry about virtual armies and sparking off virtual wars. Now it would be great if the police chasing me stays virtual.

10 more awake hours to go. Fuck you flamers.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Today's blog is going to be a little drag. Primarially because no idiotic kid crossed my path and the aunties are weirdly orderly today. They tried pushing and shoving to get on the bus but i guess 50 years of pushing and shoving reduces their abilities greatly.

Oh today on TV was Tyra Banks show and i was glad i saw it. She just pulled away her gown and told her audience to do the same. Love your body, love yourself. Yeah Tyra Banks we love your body too. I can't say i love her body cos i can get into Deep Shit. Head First.

Though some of the chicks in the audience have a nice bod too.

Gaming is boring me. That's a good and bad sign. Good as in finally i can focus on studying, since this sem i'm retaking one fucking maths module, and i FUCKING hate maths that doesn't involve cash, and im taking modules that involve designing. Designing is great. Its like parenting without having to change diapers. And your creation doesn't talk back. Bad as in gaming had always been part of my life. Right until now, that is.

Now i'm FINALLY going to learn html, and php while im at it. So that i can make a better blog. Blogger is to blog as KFC is to chicken. For those who don't get it, have a KFC chicken and you probably will take a while to see what i mean.

Fuck Asiasoft for ruining a creation like MapleStory. If you think Maplestory don't deserve being called a good creation, go have a look at other MMOs. I'd pick super mario Anyday over sonic 3D. Once again, i insist on my character in maple to be able to smoke. And drink wine. Fuck, give that bandit a Brandy. Anyone that lives his life killing stuff needs a stiffie. And a good Shag. Maple is all about killing already, why not bring it to the edge.

Oh yeah, good friend Dn-kun raided a guild for disturbing him (This is maple. and im pretty sure he did it in real life too.). Their sorry reason was that "she was still a kid". My view? It doesn't matter if the kid is FUCKING in primary 1. If she FUCKING stabs someone, ANYONE has the right to shoot her. Try telling that to the police that "Oh, she's only primary one, she doesn't know she is going to kill someone." Fuck you, she dies, slowly if possible.

That's all the bored rants for now. To any flamers: Fuck off.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Another random musing, since im too bored to grind on mmos for now. Maple is releasing 4th job and im too bored to grind. Why are all MMOs about grinding anyway?

Singapore terrorists just cannot pull off a successful attack. Never.

Why?

Cos they watch the same damn channel as the police do. Overseas terrorists take photos of their targets, and were caught only after the attack pulled off. Local terrorists saw it and said "Hey, that looks effective, let's do that." Only to get caught soon after. Cos the police watched the same channelNewsAsia channel.

And now? Sucks be to the idiot who places bags in MRTs or buses, cos the police watched that news channel too.

Singaporeans are just not creative enough to pull off a successful terrorist attack. You can set yourself on fire only to have 30 firemen pissing on you. Not a good idea to invest in bringing out creativity in that case.
Scary, my blog page auto logged in. Anyhow.

Today was a fun day, considering that the lecturers are promising me a hell of a day today. wheee.
Wanted to drop computing and society in favour for japanese level 2, unfortunately Operating systems got in the way. Fuck.

Now in the boring lecture of computing and society. Fuck fuck.

Im blogging in lecture. Triple Fuck.

Fuck.
one post before i go to sleep.

And im really tired so i'll just rant.

Maple private better release soon. Im lazy and i got no time to keep grinding endlessly.

Fuck you asiasoft.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Another day, just that this day is the last day of my swiftly passed holidays.

Anyhow, yesterday i was musing about relationships when i realised something.

Girls always talk about how guys sneaked behind their backs to see another girl. They should refrain from using the word "betray" in this situations. Why? To say that the guy betrayed you means you know he ayetrayed you once. and if you know he ayetrayed you before, you deserved to be betrayed, cos you know he will. For those who get the joke, i congratulate your high IQ, and for those who don't, look at the alphabet.

Played pirate king online, and i was thinking it will be a POTC thingy, with a Jack Sparrow going "arrrrrr" and swinging into the fray, with cutlasses and cannons boarding ships and stuff.
Its just another MMO with a "we have ships". Bullshit, total bullshit. But i still play it anyway, cos friends are playing.

Boring day, yes it is.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Orighty, out of request from F-chan, i got myself a tagboard. Or i prefer to call it, the flame tank. Now you dun have to leave a comment, but instead just leave your flames in there.

Boring day, decided to take computing and society cos i wanna explore what people think about gaming. And stuff.

Its going to be damn boring.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Im just musing this thru, while being drunk on Mcdonalds and sleep hormones last night.

Since all online games have prejudice nowadays, why not just make a Prejudice online?
Make your hated known. Form another Clan. Do what you want to hate everyone.

And for those people that object that, fuck you. Aren't you prejudiced at any one point to a severe extent? And no point letting that kind of hate money go to waste. Since everyone playing MMORPGs are prejudiced, may as well make an arena for them.

And im prejudiced too. I hate idiots that have the ability to think, but still do idiotic things.

Monday, January 01, 2007

One more post about some bored thought:

Please, all you girls, stop adding "<3 euu and frenz 4eva" or any similiar shit. Girls are known for language superiority. What, throwing in the towel already? SPEAK LIKE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING GODAMNIT.

And a post note: People who tell you "frenz 4evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" are likely not your friend after 2 years or 6 months. Cos real friends can't be bothered to tell you they treat you as a friend. Its listed under assumptions. The permanent kind.

So fucking brush up your english and stop talking like a bimbo. And drop the "frenz 4evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" shit. mature adolescents speak in proper sentences.

To flamers who are about to flame me: All i want is to be flamed in proper english. If you are a bimbo, do us a favour, shut up. If you can't speak english, shut up. If you are not bored, shut up.
If you are going to flame me, Shut up and type.
Happy new year everyone.

New year celebration wasn't much of a biggy, if not for the fact that people were there not for the fireworks. Went down to the big durian today. Good grief its flooded. Never mind that, we were standing up front, and one fucker had to squeeze in front of me and my princess like he was made of fucking glass. And i did i mention a lot of smelly people around? The bangalas, why yes of course. Its not a racist remark, when they stink i say it straight, they stink.

Anyway that spot reeks of trouble so i dragged my princess out of that area. Plenty of people eyeing buttocks. Either they are looking for a grope or looking for wallets. Or both. That is a bad thing oright. People are gay in 2 ways then.

And the place. New year celebrations are times where kids go havoc and parents can only say "Tim could you stop moving about?" Fuck, for fuck's sack YELL at them. You are a PARENT. If that doesn't give you authority you need lessons and a stun gun. But Man made a wonderful invention to handle such kids. That is the Gameboy Advance. Today at a poorly prepared piano performance, i witness the power of the Gameboy taming 4 kids who, basically, treated a big cushion like it was a trampoline. They actually sat down on it! Wow! Kids who used things as they should be! Why are parents stopping kids from playing? Let them! It shuts them up!

And about the piano performance, i figured out this: People associate pianists with good looks. And unfortunately, if you don't look like a Bishi in front of that piano, no matter how many lessons you take, you aren't going to get many performance opportunities. Its one of Life's cold truths. Though the dude behind the keys have got potential, I can't see him going up to the big stage.

Anyway back to the fucking durian story. Squeezing in the damned crowd near the merlion, 3 bad things happened. We got stuck in the crowd who only knew how to push and not MOVE, raindrops started to fall, and the fireworks we waited for lighted up behind one fucking building. I just told my princess, fuck it, we're leaving.

We got back to her place (No sex took place you bastards. Stop thinking of girls' homes as some cheap motel, you Cock sucking bastards) with supper for her family. Good grief, if we did this earlier we could have enjoyed new year easier! Anyhow on my way back i witness a very intelligent act: a kid rung his bell to a pile of newspapers. smart ass. Anyhow its a great start of 2007.

Any diff? Nope.