Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Today I visited back to the post in the maplesea forums i flamed. Boy i was pissed. On it was a reply to me about what i said about PvP in Maple from a dick called ahkiwi:

iya u sthu la...kpkb u wan PvP go play ur childish ghost on9 la noob ass get out of tis thread

Wow, i sure know what he iz try1ng 2 sae. Fooking english.

So i got really mad and replied:

First of all man, speak proper english. Were you trying to insult me? That sure got your message through. And it was a suggestion, you moron. Don't you understand the meaning of suggestion? Or are you too dumb to realise that? Oh I'm sorry, i haveno idea you are incapable of understanding me. I'll make it a point to condescend to your level.

Diam la, tak pai zai kao bei kao bu. Wu tao nao gong lang wei la, chao ji bai.

Satisfied? I don't think ghost online is a fun game, and i sure don't give a fk about your thoughts and your mindless comments. And YOU get your noob ass out of this thread. Childish? Don't read my ****g post and get your ass out then. Flame on *****. Go on and flame. I just plain LAUGH at someone who don't know India from Indonesia.

And the india/indonesia thing was from one of that moron's post about earthquake in india. Fuck off morons.

What's worse? One little girl by the nick of MaXiaoLing decides to join in the flamefest:

heyyy u stop yr nonsence... tat beri rude of uu... get out of maple rite nw...

And hence, another reply:

Me? Seriously? Who was it that made rude comments first? Get that right first,miss. And what i did was comment on what the threadstarter made about assassins. Am i wrong? Get out of maple? Please get things straight first lady.

I'm kinda keen on winning this flamefest. But then again, I'm wasting time now. Fucking kids spoil a good game. Trust them to bring the world to ruin.

The thread is viewable here:
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1040936&page=17


And if one of you 2 kids happen to chance by here, fuck off already. This is an R(A) page. What you read here will fuck your mind up.

2 comments:

Kuan Hanrong said...

You know, when I see people speaking like that, my brain generally shuts down and I move on to something more interesting or at least, something I can comprehend. That is what I would generally call the 'geena beng/lian' Singlish, where they just mash the keyboard and hope the words come out correctly. Either that, or they are terminally dyslexic(no offence to all true sufferers of dyslexia)

Seriously, I have 1 or 2 online friends who are Singaporean, and when we speak Singlish, at least it is still pretty comprehensible to other native speakers of English. Sure, we embellish it a little with some 'lahs' and 'lors' and maybe a few choice dialect phrases, but all in all, there is a visible structure and others can still make out what the conversation is about. Granted it is not Queen's(We Will Rock You!) English, but only the blue bloods speak that crazy lingo anyway.

That is why I am pretty adamant about games that have multiplayer capability having a literacy test built in. Such that you have to pass the goddamn test before you can even play the game. Failing which it will just lock up until you develop some semblance of comprehensibility and simple expression capabilities.

So far the only game that has that function, that I know of, is Kingdom Of Loathing. And it's a fre e game at that for god's sake. Time for the big companies to smarten up. It's little flaws like this that Jack Thompson craves for.

End of the day, just flood those damn retards with proper English. It makes them nervous and edgy and erodes what little self-esteem they still have left. And in the end if they fall into depression and extinguish their futile existence, you have done god's work.

Amen.

ivano said...

That really works. Shutted them kids up.

Wonder how "brushing against the law" works with them.