Vulgarity is not cool, if used by kids.
If you are 17, and not knowing how ugly vulgarities can make you, do me a favour. Speak proper English. If you want to swear, swear appropriately. If there's a hair in your soup, saying "VAGINA" in dialect just isn't going to cut it.
CHEE BYE LA WAITER!!
"I'm sorry, but there is no vagina in the soup."
If we can use body parts as a profanity, then i'll use other parts of the body and it will work the same. Like HAIR.
TAO MENG LA WAITER!!
"I'm very sorry, I'll change the soup."
Seems to me that it will work better.
So, kids who just spit out vulgarities thinking it makes them cool, Shut up and fuck off.
2 comments:
It's about time someone made a Swearing for Dummies book. It'll probably fly off the shelves once it's out.
Hmmm...
Lesson 1: How to cuss.
-first, open mouth.
-second, say something you usually don't say.
e.g. You mother so fat, when she jump for joy, she got stuck.
-third,close mouth.
End of Lesson 1.
This might just work!
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