Quotes that I have thought up and/or heard over the past few days:

- "Reason and Excuse sounds similiar, but they are not. Reason is backed by Violence, whereas Excuse doesn't. That's why parents speak REASON and children speak EXCUSES." 2 days ago.

- "School is fucked up lately. They teach the basics of bullying, violence, extortion, gangsterism and threatening. They make you meet their demanding requests without complaints, they carry out acts of pain should you disobey, they want you to pay again and again despite you paying for your school fees already, teachers gang up together to bully students, and you're given the threat of expulsion, suspension and parent meetings should you go against their "rules"." today.

- "METEORRRR STORMMMM!!!!!!!" later of today.

- "Speakers on a bicycle? Next thing we know, there's going to be laptops on bikes so people can surf and bike." Not that funny, but i leave it here anyway.

- "It has been announced that technology has allowed people to have computers on their cars so they can check their mail on the go. Looks like they forgot why reading SMSes while driving is a criminal offence." Somewhere today.

- "Killing him doesn't even amount to murder. It's just a very late abortion." Got this one from Venture Brothers, but its the best insult to slam on any losers out there.

I'll add more when i feel like it.