was at macdonalds yesterday having lunch. Fries rule. McSpicy, well, they got me by the ass.

An old auntie came up to me by my side on the table.
I was staring the big screen LCD tv cursing about the shitty comics people thought up. Hey don't judge me by this one, but a screen play of 3 panels of "PENALTY" "TAKE THAT" doesn't seem like humour nor story to me. Its a sad excuse of shit.

The auntie askd me in dialect: Hey kid, would you like to buy some tissues?
I don't mean to make her sound like a nig... rapper, but literally that was what she told me.

Without looking up i told her in dialect: No thanks. There's a lot at the counter. And they're free too.


Im such a dick. =D


And if anyone bought those tissue, I'm offing $2 service to help you blow your nose with $1 macdonalds genuine tissue.