F is such a fantastic letter. Its the beginning of so many important words. We were said to be fish a few billion years ago, that starts with F. If you've watched south park, retarded fish monkey doesn't count. Fish is the beginning of humans. Not big enough? Ah go fuck a wall or something.

Fantastic began with F, i just used it. So is Fuck, and i just used it too.

F also brings about serious emotions. LIKE MY FUCKING GRADES FOR EXAMPLE.

Just my luck to take my maths paper when a bunch of maths geniuses took it as well.

Ah well. FUCK NERDS. One F isnt going to fucking kill me.

ps: For those idiots out there gloating at my misfortune, i got 4 Bs to cushion that. B for bastard. And of course Bored.

This is a fact, though its pointed out to me by friend monkey-kun. If you dunno who he is, well, shut up and stop making fun of this name.

We all are going to hell.

Why? you may ask. Taiwan has an earthquake and here we all are, sitting at home wondering what happened to our internet connections. Fuck you, people are dying out there. Cable companies hold CONFERENCES, declaring what they will take action to settle the internet. Fuck you, what about those dead people?

That's why we're so fucked up. And note that i said WE. I'm one of those bastards.

I WANT MY INTERNET DAMMIT.

Im bored, and i spent 3 hours in Maple after a long long time. Somehow it's great to gain some senseless digits, but well, there were friends to talk to so its cool.

Anyway, just a rant.


Just one.


SANTA IS COMING TO TOWN BITCH! AND YOU BETTER RUN IF YOU'RE NAUGHTY COS HE IS GODDAMN PISSED WITH YOU!!

Happy holidays.

Xmas shopping. Joy to the world, I am so pissed~~

Wandered about Junction 8 just to get a gift. 2 in fact. One of them, well, i call it a magic wand that gives muscular relief when plugged in and can swear at people when its not. Good ol' Brit style.

Second gift needs some cryptic questioning. I called my princess for some "hints".
You guys can do this at home too. Just don't expect the same results.

I asked for:

black, white, blue
elephant or mouse
eat, drink or sleep
beauty or beast

I wun say what she told me, but you guys can try decrypting the meanings yourself.

Anyhow i got her a magic charm. In case she reads this post, and to keep you guys guessing. I ain't saying it out, cos its a magic charm, see?
Anyhow i wandered about for the charm, and a kid stepped on my foot. Its not a slight tread and then a sorry and he scampers off, he STOOD on my foot for a full 2 seconds before wandering off like an idiot. I made a mental note to kick him good and swift.

Unfortunately that little faggot keeps scampering into the Barbie section, so i cannot kick him good. Damn. Curses on his gay heritage. Anyway fuck him, i tried to find accessories for my laptop, and did i mention laptops overheat faster than your microwave oven? Damm thing nearly burnt a hole on my bedsheets.

After wandering about the damn place, i got tired and managed to find the charm. met my princess but i failed to give her the presents cos she want them the xmas way: wrapped up neatly. ah well, more work then.

Oh the way home, i met one of those fucking singaporean Aunties again. Its a fucking empty bus, there's SO many places, and yet she has to squeeze into the front of the queue. And still pick a place she likes. I bumped her with my bag that had a coke and she nearly fell down, cos her foot was stuck in one of the seats. Fuck, why didn't she fall face first. Fucking bitch. Anyway, Xmas shopping ended this way.

And i STILL haven't kicked that gay kid.

I walked past Mayflower Sec one day and i saw several banners about crime, records and achievements. Then i realized that Criminal records are more powerful than achievement records.

Why?

Criminal records are permanent. One is all you need to be remembered for life. Achievements? "Hey, he's the dude who made the what what insecticide, but i forgot his name."

Criminal records are cumulative, and size doesn't matter, all will count to your total. Achievements need to be taken in ascending order, first one smallest, and the next achievement needs to be larger than the previous, or it doesn't count.

Criminal records strike fear in people. Achievements just makes people think you're a snob and/or a nerd.

Criminal records ensures you have friends in the police force AND the underworld. Achievements give you neither. Well sometimes, but that is if you aren't caught yet.

Criminal records overwrite Achievements anyday. Doesn't matter what Masters you got, one child molest and you're remembered only for that.

Just a musing. People, please don't take this for real. If you do, well, its too bad, isn't it.

So im bored. Shoot me.

Another uneventful day, apart from knowing i could have known my results beforehand, but i was too stoned to realize that even professionals have slip ups. Someone must have spiked their coffee, or their coffee spiked them, whichever works.

Anyway its 3am, im still up blogging, and im just bored out of my skull too much to do anything, much less sleep. When you're stoned from boredom, sleep is like cold turkey. But i ain't looking forward to School too. C, C++, Flash and maya is a good dose of doom. Meh.

Christmas is near, and Santa is pissed off. No presents for all the miscreants this year.

Gotta blog about my horrible saturday. Next post will be about today.

Or yesterday, come to think of it.

Anyway, i wake up on Saturday realizing my phone is connected. Cos i moved house, remember? If you don't, read below. Anyway, i found my broadband dead, cos my modem is dead. Lady Fortune is a real joker when it comes to bad luck, and its her habit to deal Royal flushes of bad luck, and she just dealt the 10.

Then i went down to collect my laptop from the IT-co op. For all those single and in NUS, and also possessing a iMac/Fujitsu, break your laptops cos the counter girl is cute. Unfortunately, on that saturday i realized they played me out: No laptop and they didnt bother to call me. That was the Jack.

Then i had to trudge home and then got to move more stuff from my old place. My sister chose to use this time to piss me off. Queen.

Then i went home to bathe for a dinner date. But my Princess was busy at work still. Work! on Saturday! What the fuck? No, she's really at work, not dating another man behind my back. Even if there was, he will only be a man for so long. Anyhow, we had to cancel our outing cos her work is not done. King.

Then we got into a row cos she's tired and im tired. Ace.

What a saturday.

Lets see. I havent blogged cos i was moving house. To the wisecracks, no i did not push my home to a new spot. I downsized from a semi D to a semi Comfy. Spent 1 week moving stuff and more stuff. This week, which is also the last well, involved moving animate objects to inanimate ones. The animate ones are easy, since it only involved moving myself to tears from the aspect of moving out of my home of 18 years. The inanimate ones jut out here and there, stopped me from moving, and stopped the moving in general.

Moving house wasn't a really moving thingy, but i must thank Skywalker and my cousin SH-kun for helping about the house. Esp Skywalker, hurting shin and knee to move the Box-With-2-Hugeass-Magnets. (Its an amp, but shhh).

Past few days were also a plague to my soul. My Tablet PC sure took its time to come, and when it did, it played hop with my schedule. But in the end i got it, its pretty and shit, but its mine still. Sweet, and stuff. Now making flash in it and using it as a jotter book.

Tired and really donno what else to type. Guess i'll pause here. People who flame, fuck you, not because you flame, but because you can flame even NOTHING. _|_ to you in advance, and to others, im just bored.

Good friend Kronon posted me a comment which is damn worth sharing.

Comments: Kids should really just stick to this.

And it irks me to hear secondary school kids talking brashly about 'hacking' games and getting all the bling bling and being all proud and happy about it.

Yeah, great way to show their parents how well they've been doing after they've stuffed thousands of dollars worth down their pieholes to get them where they are today.

I wish I could bring them to a real hacker. Who uses an axe. Stainless steel.

# posted by Kronon : 12/08/2006 11:50:00 PM

To my good friend (He really is my good friend, that's no joke and im not being sarcastic): Sometimes kids think the Law is with them. But then again, even if we break it, they won't live long enough to find out. Well, they WILL, just not in this lifetime.
And if boasting about data blings blings aren't BAD enough, listen to them boasting about STEALING from another friend's account, and they are FUCKING proud of it. Wow, yeah, im sure proud when i nicked precious hard work from my friends. While you're at it, why not plagiarize his essays, his schoolwork, his exams, steal EVERYTHING he has in life and be proud of it? Wow i SURE AM PROUD OF YOU. One more Bitching about MMORPG: No Patience? DON'T START. FUCK OFF AND PLAY IN THE SUN OR SOMETHING. SKIN CANCER IS MORE FUN THAN HACKING A GAME. USING ANOTHER'S EFFORTS. Or you cannot understand what i said? Awww.

And to ALLL the kids out there who think Using cheat engine = you are a hacker: WAKE UP. Finding binary values using a 3rd party software is PRIMARY SCHOOL WORK. EVEN MY IT ILLITERATE SISTER CAN DO THAT.

Im expecting a lot of flames from those kids out there pretty soon. Here's a pre-reply: _|_

MOVING HOUSE TODAY.

Actually it began WAY WAY last week. Just that i was feeling irritated to actually carry out some serious moving. Somehow i just don't feel like moving. After all, i grew up in this house, and i still have feelings for the place i grew up in. Just doesnt feel.... right to move to another place.

Anyway, Cousin S-kun and good friend Skywalker came over to help out. S-kun got his toe stubbed, and Skywalker got his shin busted. Thank god he still can walk. Cursed Box with Two MagNets and Weighs 20Kg. Its an amplifier, btw. All ended well, and got a bottle of red wine from S-kun too. Must remember to get him to finish it too.

Playing AncientRO now. Gawd the people in there are just as snobbish as singaporean gamers. And i thought kids with a keypad was bad enough. I SWEAR there's one dude in there that's a singaproean: cos he challenged to kill me in PvP. Oh well. Sometimes kids just LOVE to be creamed, not like im any good. Cos seriously, 10 seconds to kill a still target is WAYYY too long. Really. Its the same has having a godamn pistol in one hand loaded, and im sleeping. just FUCKING DO IT BITCH!

Anyway, im feeling very cranky over this moving house business. Im just not that kind of move around dude.

Once again, leave your name, bitchers. Or more well known as flamers. But there's nothing to flame i suppose. Oh well, it IS a bored blog. Or Bitch blog, whatever.

One more post.

If you heard about Maplestory, read on. Otherwise, click back of sth.

If you hear someone who says maplestory is for kids, Fuck him upside down. Why? Its full of adult content. Full of kids wanting sex. Full of kids deprived of a pussy. Full of them wanting to try but JUST CANT GET LAID. TOO BAD KIDS!

Oh yeah, the last thing i talked in there was how sex and physics are related. They are, you kids, so shut up and listen. Oscillation must be well maintained for utmost enjoyment, and gravity helps the downward forces. If you know, you know, otherwise pay a hooker to teach you.

Not to mention the gangster peeps in there threatening here and there whenever they cannot get their way. Gangsters? More like a fucking kid who never ever held a knife in his hand. But they display it! Display violence like its saturday lunch! FREE! PARENTS! DO SOMETHING!

Maplestory is for kids? Fuck there's so much sex content! SO MUCH SEX AND VIOLENCE! Parents, stop your kids from playing already!

And yea, once again, i target my flame at kids, cos they have been irritating me for the past few days. If you're 18 and going to flame me, i got a message for you: LOOK at your FUCKING mirror, LISTEN to your FUCKING mouth SPEAK, and then ask yourself: ARE YOU A FUCKER?

To peeps that peeked at my blog, well, erm, hi.

Last rant. Flamers, Fuck you, and you can begin now.

Somehow im bored, so i flare at teenagers. Cos you teens have NO idea how fucked up you can get. You piss off your parents, your elders, and then yell I WANT FREEDOM. Well, go. Fuck off and get hit by a car. If you survive, contemplate how useful it could be to listen to your elders.

To all the unfilial idiots out there, and chances are you don;t know who you are, begin idiots and all, Fuck you, get killed by a truck or something, and disappear. And oh, don't get married nor have kids. They don't deserve you. And we're better off without your DNA in the global gene pool.

Alright. Flame on, and leave your name to tell me you got guts and nerve.

Another post.

Wonder why some pubs forbid kids that are below the age of 23? I say kids, cos we go there to PLAY. Find me someone that goes there to talk about business and i show you the pub owner. Fuck it, even the owner goes there to hook some chicks up.

When you're 18, fucking 18, someone bumps into you, you swear like you own the fucking table. Then the other guy will either apologize or fuck you up. Either way, being naive and idiotic, the 18 year old will call the ENTIRE world down just to tell the other guy "You do not bump into big daddy". Big, yeah, fuck off. If the other guy is 18 too, then he will get HIS own army down. Wheeee. World war in a can. Then both parties proceed to tear down the pub, pillage all the wine, and make off with some random chick. Pub gone. fun all gone. Why? Some 18 year old doesnt know what the FUCK he's doing.

When you're 23, things are different. Someone bumps into you, the other party usually apologizes. then you have 2 choices. Punch him OUT, or say "All's cool". Usually 23s go there to drink. Not to have a show of force to show how influential he is amongst some youths. And 23s do NOT tear bars down. They just wanna chill.

So the next time the bouncer tells you to fuck off just cos you're 18, you better fuck off like he tells you to. Get laid somewhere else. You know what you're there for, and its definitely not to chill. MEN go there to chill and have fun. Boys just go there to see hairy holes.

I got a few rants cos im bored. And because im bored i'll post my rants in several posts. So sit down and read up. If you wanna flame me, shut the fuck up, read finish, then flame.

Ever had those nights where you just wanna sit in front of a com, play non stop, and then knock out? Damm its been going on all week. Any online RPGs just make my life real sick. Everywhere i turn, i see kids who think they GOT DA POWERRR OFFF GREYSTORMMMMM. They think they're fucking He-Man. Well i got newwwwwsss for you. First of all, tapping 3 keys at any one time won't guage you as to how MAN are you. Fuck you. That's probably the only 3 fingers you ever get to use on another body.

And second, its a simple game, it takes only 3 guides, some time, and some patience. Want a real game? Get a college degree, a steady job, a wonderful family and stay away from drugs. Can you score 100 on that? If not, sit down, shut up, play your game and get 0 for Life. Not my problem, and im probably happier you're caged away from me in my game.

More rants coming up, since i should get organized. Somehow.

EXAMS ARE FUCKING OVER AT LAST!~!

That was last saturday, but hey, its still worth yelling out. I should do it again.

EXAMS ARE FINALLY FUCKING OVER!!!!!

Laptop's UP!! but its not on my lap, so i got issues. L-kun and along with the rest of the gang waited for me to settle the loan, if not for a FUCKING old man hanging out at the terminal to print out my FUCKING form. took a godamn 90 minutes settling that damn thing.

Today was steamboat. A lot of joking, a lot of fun. But thanks to me, the soup wasn't that great. But hey, food's food after all. All's cool. This is really the highlight of my day. Cos all my friends are with me, and so is my princess-sama. Eat and chill, that is the life.

Maplestory just got a LOT more sick. Kids with money are flooding the arena with their "Oh im so godly wearing this thin piece of cloth that gives me a lot of stats" items and their childish FUCKING behaviour. Fuck, life is bad enough and they had to invade a virtual world. Fuck you, if you read this bored piece of crap, Fuck you again, cos you deserve it, fuckers. If you aren't mature enough, FUCK OFF. Don't talk to me, cos im immature intolerant. I WILL FLING CRAP AT YOU IF I SEE YOU, FUCKING RETARDED FISH MONKEYS. I forgot that noob bandit's name, but if you got the nerve to spend money on your FUCKING items, you better be up to scratch, and i pity your parents for having a son that spends money on DATA. ITS FUCKING 0s AND 1s YOU IDIOT! And you know why private servers are good? COS YOU DUN HAVE TO WASTE ALL YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER POKING MUSHROOMS BITCH! Loser? Awww cmon, you aren't that bad a person... NOT! YOU DESERVE TO PLAY IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER UNTIL YOU GET FAT BITCHES!!

As you can see, i didnt have a perfect day. Its baaaaaaaaaaaaadGOODbaaAAAAAADDDD. Fucking retarded fish monkeys that havent evolved out of their scaly vaginas and hairy cocks.

Leave your names to flame me, and this time, you flame me, you are a retarded fish monkey too. EAT YOUR OWN SHIT ASSHOLES.