This is a fact, though its pointed out to me by friend monkey-kun. If you dunno who he is, well, shut up and stop making fun of this name.

We all are going to hell.

Why? you may ask. Taiwan has an earthquake and here we all are, sitting at home wondering what happened to our internet connections. Fuck you, people are dying out there. Cable companies hold CONFERENCES, declaring what they will take action to settle the internet. Fuck you, what about those dead people?

That's why we're so fucked up. And note that i said WE. I'm one of those bastards.

I WANT MY INTERNET DAMMIT.