Another post.

Wonder why some pubs forbid kids that are below the age of 23? I say kids, cos we go there to PLAY. Find me someone that goes there to talk about business and i show you the pub owner. Fuck it, even the owner goes there to hook some chicks up.

When you're 18, fucking 18, someone bumps into you, you swear like you own the fucking table. Then the other guy will either apologize or fuck you up. Either way, being naive and idiotic, the 18 year old will call the ENTIRE world down just to tell the other guy "You do not bump into big daddy". Big, yeah, fuck off. If the other guy is 18 too, then he will get HIS own army down. Wheeee. World war in a can. Then both parties proceed to tear down the pub, pillage all the wine, and make off with some random chick. Pub gone. fun all gone. Why? Some 18 year old doesnt know what the FUCK he's doing.

When you're 23, things are different. Someone bumps into you, the other party usually apologizes. then you have 2 choices. Punch him OUT, or say "All's cool". Usually 23s go there to drink. Not to have a show of force to show how influential he is amongst some youths. And 23s do NOT tear bars down. They just wanna chill.

So the next time the bouncer tells you to fuck off just cos you're 18, you better fuck off like he tells you to. Get laid somewhere else. You know what you're there for, and its definitely not to chill. MEN go there to chill and have fun. Boys just go there to see hairy holes.