Changed one of the songs i like to Melty blood by Raito. Can't find that damn song wherever. dammit.

Working on a webby with X-kun. Since he threw me an opportunity, there's no way i can pass on that.

Back to work.

1 A, a suite of Bs and a D+ for my fucking maths! that was the summary of my report card this sem.

A for Operating systems! I was surprised. How on Earth did i get A for the hardest lvl 2 module? No matter, this licenses me to fuck anyone that says Linux>>>Microsoft, cos its not. Fuck off.

D+ for maths, can't complain. Its fucking irritating to repeat this Satanic module.

B+ for Design of interactive media. Erm... Guess not presenting in class costed me an A.

B for Computing and Society. Wow. But i refuse to spam for an A, so i get B. Fuck you spammers.

B- for Computer Graphics. How the hell? But it was pretty out of this world so fuck it.

And as a bonus:


Ignore the fact he's cross dressing and watch.

Ok, so im slothing in the house. I do not wish to get a job currently, except web design offers. I slogged through the sem for 4 FUCkIng MONTHS. And now i just want a break. I want to stop myself from jumping out of the fucking window. Is there a problem? Must I slog for the next 3 months indefinitely for money? Is it a must?

Now my sister gives me the "fuck" look. Let's see.... If she wants to even think of herself as superior, she better get a degree, a boyfriend and some As to begin. Otherwise, i will step on your fucking clothes and be a bastard brother, just the way you wanted it.

First, Virginian Tech Massacre. Then China girl gets violently stripped.

Now, many "experts" are blaming games for deluding people's senses. This "blasphemy" is causing people to be unable to differentiate reality and virtual. Please, one stupid dick who claims that video games causes violence is enough. Forgot his name, its some stupid prick that never touched video games before. If that particular prick actually came to read this, please, go suck somebody's dick and leave your name here. I want the whole world to laugh at you. Oh I'm sorry, everyone is already laughing at you.

First of all, No. Video games provide enjoyment and i'm very certain there is no "How to kill a real person" option in GTA: San Andreas. Pressing X and A will NOT twist somebody's head off in reality. Oh it does? Twist my head off with that X-Box controller, underwear stain.

Second of all, instead of looking at what they do, why not look at what they think? The reason mentally ill people play video games is because it gives solitude.I love playing games because it gives me detachment from the horrible reality of people cheating each other, people trying to climb up the corporate ladder, people trying to con one another, people rushing their asses off for paper that can buy more useless paper. if virtual reality teaches me murder in a "A idiot's guide" fashion, i do think i deserve to try it out in this harsh reality. Seems to me reality teaches me more shit than virtual does. Virtual reality will need 5 terrabytes to contain reality. ESPECIALLY how to kill a person, 365 ways.

Third of all, blaming games for humanity's failure to cure mental retardness is escapism. Wait, wasn't it the same idiots who said "Escapism isn't healthy to the mind"? I see a contradiction here... Something is fucked up here. Games to escape is bad, but games as a reason for medical failure? People spent lifetimes in reality to solve this DNA defect. I think it doesn't help.

For fuck's sake, "Experts", stop looking at games as a reason for mental retardation. Focus on the problem already. You spend billions on medical cures and psychological therapies. Did you dickweeds launder the money or you conveniently redirected your failure in theories to games? Look at it this way: Games help you find the failures in life. Use it to your advantage, alright?

Did another poster. A long overdue project. finished nevertheless.

Blogger just got a whole lot weirder, now that i decided to post a post. Hur hur... Post a post. Anyway, i was bored throughout the exam season, so i wrote an FAQ for the Thief class in MapleStory.

Thread is here: http://forums.playpark.net/showthread.php?t=4085

And i put a poll in it just to see what kind of people are in there.

Question: Any problems with this guide?

Results so far:
Nope, none at all. It's well enough already! 14 35.00%
It's too wordy! 7 17.50%
It doesn't help my problem! 1 2.50%
I can't understand your standard of English! 1 2.50%
There needs to be a table of contents. 4 10.00%
The content is outdated! 1 2.50%
Just Sticky it ******! 8 20.00%
I'm voting this choice to **** around with you. 4 10.00%
Voters: 40.

I was laughing my ass off when i saw the one vote for not understanding my English. You gotta applaud for the guy's honesty, but hey, i put that choice as a way to laugh at people.
Some people find it too wordy. Those are the people who will fall prey to legal traps and documents. Read the fine print, idiots. Gold is hidden in the crevices that no one has stepped to before.
Many agree it is good, that is heartening. At least there are people who understand my standard of English.
4 people decided to fuck around with me. Oh well, they are the people who will make breakthroughs in our society, so i got no qualms with them.

Yeah, my first rant after so long.

Last friday rocked too. Mahjong with the 2 evil people (T-kun and L-kun). Evil, Evil people. But P-chan lost the most so i cannot bitch about that. =D

Oright. dunno what to blog already. Signing out.

Oright that's the last that crossed my path. What to great way to tell a woman your length.

Shit, these things keep coming! Now this one is a little more unique.

Laughing my ass off this one, even though the humour idea is pretty cliche.



Ouch.

Motorists that signal left and turn right, its a very scary breed to leave rampant into the streets. They signal, and then run straight into people. Fuck you crazy motorists. If you cannot signal, fucking yell or get off the streets.

People who drive, why the fuck do you leave the beamlights on? I understand the fear of not seeing people that walk in front of your car, but I'm sure the beam plays a part in blinding the people, and so that they will walk right into your car.

And if you want to show how bright your beam is, why not go all the way and get one of them floodlights? Or are you afraid of vampires coming in front of your car? Your measly beam is not going to fry them anytime.

One of the major causes of night time car accidents come from these ignorant beam blasting idiots. If you're one of them, may you be strapped to a chair with a floodlight in your face. See how you like it.

And TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!

Vulgarity is not cool, if used by kids.

If you are 17, and not knowing how ugly vulgarities can make you, do me a favour. Speak proper English. If you want to swear, swear appropriately. If there's a hair in your soup, saying "VAGINA" in dialect just isn't going to cut it.

CHEE BYE LA WAITER!!
"I'm sorry, but there is no vagina in the soup."

If we can use body parts as a profanity, then i'll use other parts of the body and it will work the same. Like HAIR.

TAO MENG LA WAITER!!
"I'm very sorry, I'll change the soup."

Seems to me that it will work better.

So, kids who just spit out vulgarities thinking it makes them cool, Shut up and fuck off.

Before you click play, remember that these are JOKES. Stop chastising me about Jesus after this.



a Quote i heard from friend B-kun that is very interesting.

B-kun:
u noe what day my friend say
there is no god
den i say
i cant smell god cant touch god cant see god cant hear god
correct not

Me:
yup

B-kun:
den i say to him again
i cant feel smell ur brain cant touch ur brain cant taste ur bain cant hear ur brain cant see ur brain
but im asuming u got a brain

The reason why richard Pryor is number one on the top 100 stand up comdedians of all time. MAcho man~~~

Was at home yesterday trying to get my ass up for school. So my TV was on Channel U. There was this korean show that was going to be aired that night called "Don't give up, kym soon" or something like that, because i dun give a fuck.

So on channel U, it was one advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement, one shampoo advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement. By the 10th time i saw that advertisement, i was convinced that the "kym soon" show is rubbish and should not watch it. Because if they should whore it like so, its not very good at all. Pure mind control.

My word is: Don't watch whored stuff.

Maybe its time to delete older posts.

...

But then, a diary is for archiving my life anyway.

Today walked through AMK hub, and mused about sirens: Why the hell are they made to sound like babies shrieking? From young, baby crying has been a sound hardwired to the human brain as an indication for attention. But havent people in the Army realised that men will relate that to their kids? "Oh damn, the kid is crying again. Wait, no, that's not my kid, the enemy is here! Where's my gun?!"

And you don't want people going home and scream to their kids "STOP WAILING! THE ENEMY'S GONEE!!!"

Saw an old man almost got brushed by a bus. The old man cursed at the bus. Problem was, the old man was walking on the curb beside the bus stop. On the curb was a VERY BRIGHT yellow line drawn and designed to alert people about this damger. My thinking: You skirt with death, you get what you perversed for. Bitch.

Accompanied Hime-sama to pay her bills at the AXS machine. It was normal. The offer that was shown on the screen wasn't. It said: Sign up now and get a free 3 month Accidental Death policy worth $5000. So, if a Singaporean should sign up, should he go out straight to get himself killed for the $5000? And why have a coupon on something that you can never refund for yourself? "Wooo! $5000! KREEEEEE BANG!!"

"$5000! WOOO!!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~allythechatbot/

While doing research for my blog assignment (murder. Sheer murder. I hate reading through 300 useless sites...) i found a girl named ally. She sure is smart. Try replying to her every statement with "porn".


Went through friendster because i was bored. Turns out someone posted a "girl dies while having sex" bulletin. Its a chain mail (no not chainmail, Chain Mail!) and on it was "Hi i am a 14 year old girl. I have no face. If you see me you will die."

Erm.... Dumbass? And sucks be to the people who believed it too.

A topic i saw on BlogTV.sg, a TV show about blogs. I tried posting my views, but apparently i was too vulgar for them. (Actually its an IP ban, but I'm being sensitive here...)

Are kids growing up too fast now?

Kids now grow fast, but their mental age aren't catching up as well. You see, when we say grow up, we really mean that the kid has grown out of his transformers and now is ready to build a REAL thing, or something close. But the kids we say that grows up too fast is not speaking like he should. They have their views, point taken, but it is not coming through their point of view. It is more of "Read off the internet, paraphrase, regurgitate."

I personally find not only the Internet, but material accessable to them inflates their ego, such as comics, shows that features children saving the world, MMORPGS, and similiar material. They personify the user/reader as a superhero, and a kid's mind, being so malleable, absorbs that fact well. Grown ups have reality hardwired into their nerve system so we are resistant to that fact. And when kids know themselves as "The One", any advice we give them goes down either into their colon, or they hide in in their "Do-Not-Touch" section of their brain.

Kids have more access to knowledge, just that their mindset isn't ready to handle it. Nor absorb it. Not even to process or learn from it. At all.

What are YOUR views?

This is SOMETHING i GOT to post.

Recently i visited mapleforum's fanart section. Some of the artwork astounded me. They were magnificent. Perfect as they seem, though, some of them have glaring mistakes, and yet people are going "OMG YOU ROXORZZZZZ". Fuck off. If its bad, its bad. Admit it fucktards.

So i decided to post my views outright. No harm being honest i thought. (I was wrong btw. Singaporean kids have *oh such THIN* prides.)

Here's where it started, from my comment on a user called "Sweet_Potato":

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=23 (I'm CruInsanDr, as you may have guessed)

So it seemed promising. She reacted well to the critism, and i posted things that she can work forward to. Then as a form of respect, i thought i should post one of my own:

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=24

Her first comment? "It's not proportional wor~~"

First was that noobGlish. Duhhh... I r teh not speakings...

And second, that sure was informative. What the fuck are you referring to?

Then she progresses to insist that the world can see through her eyes. Read on. (Many thanks to one comment along the way.)

Then she tries to end it in the way she's right (And one fucktard tries to make himself popular along the way. He fucking had to post the same pictures 3 times just for a pity comment.):
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1131674


To any aspiring artists who chance upon this entry: Criticize EVERY piece of artwork you see. Otherwise you will never improve. Sadly, i predict that the Sweet_Potato dude can go to hell with her copied works.

Fuck off flamers. Stop encouaraging fucktards to gather and inflate each other's balls.

Today was very tiring. Never sleep for 4 hours and run out to school. Though i always do that.

Saturday night TV was fun. 5am TV showed a few morons doing things that went beyond logic. For the dumbest reasons. One i liked was the Taekwando kid that kicked an apple off the tip of a katana. Problem is, its a katana. If not for sharp reflexes from the knife welder, that kid should have lost his foot. And guess what? After recovery, he's at the same stunt again. Wowee.

Another one was a husband wife piggy back race. The all time champion duo had an upside down piggyback style that won them 8 time champion. So couples tried their style. I don't even have to tell you it failed for them. Cos the reigning husband and wife team had a muscular and huge man, and a kid sized woman. Took other teams 8 fucking years to figure out why it didn't work for them.

Catch it if you got insomnia. Good for a laugh.