Another car decal. This one's done at the request of Luke.

I wanna bitch about something:

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Holidays are the important thing, right?

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So when does the eve of a holiday deserve more respect than the holiday itself?

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Not every holiday deserves a New Year's treatment.

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Christmas is no exception.

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Yeah, that's it.

Alright, a nice update for an episode I see worth bitching about.

I bought myself an iPod, which is like the most impossible thing on Earth. Three reasons why I shouldn't be buying an iPod:

1. Apple has a bastardly marketing strategy which revolves around their glossy feel more than performance.
2. Apple sucks.
3. I always preferred Linux over Apple.
Bonus 4: Apple sucks.

But against all odds I still bought an iPod, because other brands aren't even close in this field. Creative has Zen which is like a shitty player compared to the iPod Nano 4th Gen.

Then I tried to add songs, first thing anyone would do, right? World of Hate awaited me. I plopped the songs into the iPod straight, thinking it woul work like that. Nope. apparently you need iTunes to add songs for you. How about a iRubBalls for me, eh?

So I ranted, naturally. But on facebook, since i frequent it a lot now. My status says this:

"Ivan owns an Ipod for but 2 hours and now knows why Apple sucks. Thank god for Rockbox."

And then Eric hops along. In case you don't know who this tight assed fuck is, Eric is the friend you call "I just know him." The kind who you keep as a skeleton in the closet and exhibit to friends only when he starts to smell. I don't know what I was on when I click "Add as friend". Facebook needs a "Add as a skeleton in closet" option. That prick said:

"Eric Ho at 12:44am December 23
If Apple sucks, you'd better not be using a PC with Windows on it....cause that speaks of how "WELL" you know how to judge technology."

I had to reply. Its those mindless replies against my pure sentiments, like those who say eating meat is evil because you kill the animal for its meat. Well, tell me that when I have my flesh living. Off you. The reply, anyway:

"Apple sucks cos they only care about external design and not know about the simplicity of user interface. I judge technology by the frontend, not the backend. Fuck backend. Apple sucks cos they are using an Intel based chipset. Stop using stuff windows is using and then i say a mac rocks. Does mac use something else? no? Apple ... Read Moresucks. Fuck off. All the iMac is good for is marketting. iPod took off, steve jobs starts selling the same glossy surface mac and says its better than windows. Sure, for an OS that can't do jack shit, of course its bug free, no one cares about it!

So if i judge technology bad, dun mind me taking out my report card and slapping you, with the words OPERATING SYSTEM: A on it."

For the record, using a report card is just a silly move I reserve for silly people. Cmon, that's my only A, and I'm not exactly an academic person. I'm one of those retarded Uni students who don't excel on books, only working experience. But it seems to shut them assholes up well.

And SO, to prevent anymore people slamming pro-Apple comments, I sealed it off:

"Ivan : Apple sucks. Shut up."

Its one of those bait and reel traps I laid out. And guess who bites?

"Eric Ho at 2:38pm December 23
If I had said Linux rules! (which I strongly agree), you might have responded differently.

Don't feel so insecure and start shutting people up when they respond to you with different views."

If I felt "insecure" and "start shutting people up" I'd have huddled up in a hole and gone emo all over, won't I. HOWEVER, I do hate people accepting technology without judging the pros and cons, and mislead the rest of the people with their half assed opinions, and I'll tell you to shut up, lest you start destroying the whole of humanity with a stupid statement. George Bush did that, and I sure as hell don't want friends to come up to me:

"Help Ivan, I bought a Mac and I can't do anything!"

"I TOLD you Eric was an asshole."

and so I shut any such sentiments up. Fast. I'm not insecure, I just reply with satyr.

And for your reading pleasure, something i Posted on Facebook:

Before another prick tries the "Apple doesn't suck" shit

Lemme give a rundown why I start to hate my freshly bought iPod Nano (Its fucking 4th gen, but i still get irritated by it). Oh yeah, bought off chupr.com.sg, btw.

- You need a player to synchronize it: Sure, the reason being for fast loading time. By doing so the player will instantly know what songs are already on it, so the time taken to search for songs is saved. But I don't want a laggy iTunes to control my iPod, thank you. Sure, there are other players that can do that, but why not a little freedom, and let ME DO THE SEARCHING WHEN I DUMP SONGS INTO MY FARKIN PLAYER? I'm not a sheep, I do like to do some things myself.

- You may only play some types of files: Oh FUCK YOU APPLE. If I want to play avi, I expect some freedom to. But NOOOOO. I pay money to buy a player that says "PLAY VIDEOS" in bold, and then the files it can play in small, font 4 print at the FUCKING BOTTOM of the page. If I see those words bigger than its disclaimer, I expect that there's some truth in their advertisement.

If you want more proof about Apple's false advertising:
http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/08/12/03/apple_argues_only_a_fool_would_believe_its_iphone_3g_ads.html

- I cannot change my themes: If you aren't picky, fine, I'll leave you alone. But I don't want my iPod to look like a pop up on Mac. Its plain. Shut up, its fucking plain. If i want it to look a faggotty pink, i jolly well better have that freedom to change it. And using THEIR tools. Not a third party firmware hacking tool that can void my warranty.

- What goes into the iPod stays there, or at least, not coming out: Ipod as a music backing up device? Too bad.

- If you want to set a custom playlist, do it offline: Oh this one is just plain fucking stupid. I bought an iPod thinking that its such a frontier player, and that I can select songs and put them into a list and play one set when I'm jogging, one set when I'm beating the shit out of Mac fanatics, and so on. No. Set it offlife, and then upload it into the iPod, via Notepad or player or psychic powers. Fine. What if i want a song out of the list when I'm out? Too bad. Tolerate that till you get home, which most likely you will FORGET ABOUT IT LATER ON.

Windows may blow (It does, shut up.) but at least it has a team to cater to every whim of every consumer. And don't tell me Mac has less viruses. A Fork virus ain't that impossible to make, douchebag.

Apple Sucks. Shut up.

And Eric, you haven't changed one bit over the years. Not a bit.

A car decal for my driver friends who are TIRED of such drivers.


Alternately, try printing it on a Tee with luminescent paint.

Yet another farkin driver with beams on.

Time to draw some decals. Or T shirts.

I PASSED THAT FARKIN IBM CERTIFICATION TEST! WHEEE!!

That's a rant that i failed to mention lately.

On with your lives, now. Go on.

Its been a while since i bitched and sreamed about things all around. My hatred for auntie MRT warriors have not died down, and it seems to have came back for the worst. MY EXAMS ARE OVER. Well, technically they are over on the 28th, and i should have been chillin out, but a project presentation on the 2nd stopped me from doing all the stuff that i wanna do. Gnah.

Stay tuned for more rants. I should be able to come up with a lot over this one month break.

Just watched Gundam 00 Season two Ep 5, and i find a strong need to blog this, because this is one episode that directly shows what happens when you EMO.

For this episode? One fuckhead emos, decides to run away like a pussy and bawl in a corner like a beaten up stepchild, and as a result, a town dies. All because of him. And he gets to see it as well. No "die blissfully" shit. You fucked up the town. You get to see it. So no more "you were responsible for all i lost" shit now. Once you emo, you've joined the club.

Stop fucking emo-ing already.

Another random test.



The fuck I'm an engineer?

I name this "Advertisement that rocks Balls."

random shit.

Gotta LOVE sesame street!

Gotta love sesame street~



And how is Sesame street censored?

For those who dislike bikes because your hands are tied...



Lol back at ya.

Rhythm Tengoku Gold: My new happy drug.

Unfortunately, there aren't any nice recordings in Youtube about it so I'll have to plug this in instead.

Been posting rants on Facebook and it doesn't seem right to leave it there, so...

Stop the techno please!
Rant of the day: Why do people blast their music over their handphone wherever they go? And why is it always TECHNO? I know you're a replicate of the rest of the multiverse, but shut the music. Your existance is enough to irritate me, and now you announciate your existance.

and...

Sick of the Olympics
Give me back my TV shows already! One more note of interest: Is there REALLY a need for a soccer even when the most active sporting event is SOCCER? World cup: 4 years, Olympics: 4 years. World cup hosts: soccer, Olympics hosts: All the sporting events you don't give a shit about.

AND...

This looks good for a rant.
Why, people WHY, are the biggest fucks on this planet always the ones who stand on the yellow line just when the train is arriving? Right on the spot where it say "Please Give Way To Alighting Passengers"? Are they really asking for a swift kick down the tracks?


Yes I am an angry man. An unreasonable project can do that. Damn BenQ.

I don't know if i'm a retard for laughing at this, but...







Enjoy.

Well, Neko and Inu is very inactive, and I'm sad for it, but money before hobby, even though i wish to tie the both together.

Cleared Apollo Justice, and silly me, while trying to remove it from my Micro SD card, i deleted off my Tactics A2 save file. Back to scratch, or fuck it, I'll just use the cheats to get to where I left off. Or maybe more, I dunno. If you cheat, may as well all the way.

Finishing all the loose ends, and finally seeing the light!

And i'm still fighting off a cold. These things keep coming back, like ants on the trail for death.

Brain drain.

Cleared phoenix wright 2 and 3 on the DS. Got a bunch of RPG games and I dun even feel like playing on FFTA2. For some reason. Cleared the Castlevania titles too. I hate getting the best skill like, 3 rooms before the boss room. Why the fuck leave it there in the first place?

Currently recovering from a persistant cold. And now, rushing all the deadlines.

Fuck cold.

Back from Sentosa. Supposed to go there to attend a wedding. Princess-sama's sister's, in fact. More than a wedding, we went there to get hustled by that bitch of a woman. Wait, oxymoron, hold on. Anyhow. wedding at sentosa. Supposed to be granduer and impressive, right? Why is it I don't feel impressed? Perhaps its the bride bring a total bitch. Maybe it's because I dun like how i saw the bride treating her blood mother. Worse, much worse, than treating her in-laws. SHE even CALLED her IN LAWS daddy and mommy. Like a fucking teddy Rookspin bear. They wince, she runs to her feet. Her OWN BLOOD MOTHER says something, she readily stops her.

Im bad at blogging the entire thing, perhaps its because I get angry as i type and lose focus at where I'm driving, but to the Groom (Steven, yes, I'm revealing names.), good luck. 6 years of practice isn't going to help.

Got my fucking DS at last. Well, the NDS itself is readily available. Its the card reader for reading a Micro SD card that's fucking hard to find. The only place i managed to get it is somewhere in Admiralty, and I cannot disclose the place too, lest the shop suddenly gets raided.

But I finally fucking got it! Don't ask why didnt I get a PSP instead. I don't wanna be stuck playing Metal Slug and Monster Hunter on my train rides. Even COOKING FUCKING MAMA seems more interesting then.

Mental block.

Mental fucking block.

I want my DS.

Been playing Cabal these days (DUAL TRANSCENDER! WOOO!) And managed to pwn/get pawnt, so its still pretty cool. But there's just one fucking thing with this game:

Why does the sound effects seem like something you'd expect from a 70's game?

Zombies, do NOT sound like marshmellows when slapped with a KATANA. And I don't APPRECIATE zombies SWINGING like an IDIOT when I'm pummelling him into the ground. That's right, ESTsoft, I'm talking about bad animating and lack of asthetics here. When a zombie (fuck, its a rotting corpse) swings a hammer, I'm VERY SURE he doesn't have to swing it 720 degrees like a fucking baby on cocaine. And if he does, I expect something to FLY OFF. Either MY head or ITS fucking arm. If you want to imitate WoW, please GO ALL THE FUCKING WAY.

Guess that's the rant of the day.

As I play online games, there's this particular group of people I REALLY want to slap. Good and proper, across their ear, and hopefully their BRAINS fly STRAIGHT out of the other.

People. Who. Want. To. Play. The. Best. Class.

You know who I'm talking about. Idiots who post in forums "SORRY I WANT TO KNW WICH CHAR IS THE BEST IN THE GAME PLS GIV COMMENTS THX!"

As if that doesn't highlight their stupidity enough, they follow up with "THX ANY MORE COMMENTS?"

Want comments? Here's mine: someone who doesn't know what is the meaning of CHOICE deserves to get a good Kick, a slap aimed directly at his EYEBALL, and pushed into a monitor screen and have the word SKILL branded directly into his brain. Physically. MMOs were designed such that every character has his GOODS and his BADS. Asking for a God character is simply masturbation that lasts a year.

Better still, there are helpful people that tell them what class to try. Those Craniumrectumia patients return with " SUX. I KEEP GETTING PWNT NAD THIS CHAR IS WEAK. ANYONE FEEL THE SAME WAY????"

I feel you should stop playing with your DICK in your HAND. That way, you might run away FASTER so you won't get KILLED. Its your lack in SKILL that's shaming whatever character class you're playing, DNR Flesh. Grey's Anatomy fans will know how WORTHLESS such idiots are in life.

I feel bad not publicizing this earlier, but its really a video that will transcend time and space. Enjoy.

Like it or not, one more.

Your Rising Sign is Capricorn

Old fashioned and conservative, you carry yourself with dignity. You have a tough exterior, and you can be intimidating when you want to be. Hard working and ambitious, you can survive in the most cut throat work enviroments. Outside of work, you are a true friend to everyone in your small inner circle. You may have had a difficult time earlier in life. Capricorns are late bloomers and you may be coming into your own right now.

What's Your Rising Sign?

Shut up. I like these damn things.

There's a Chance You Could Be Violent

Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.

Could You Be Violent?

Yep, one of those "What am I" quizzes. Enjoy.

You Are a Auditory Learner

You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well. You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music. You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star!

What's Your Learning Style?

You Are the Ace of Diamonds

You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things. You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught. You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality. A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip. While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous. A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on. A gamble you should take: Sports betting Your friends would describe you as: Captivating Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband

What Playing Card Are You?

Lateblog, but I bought 8 shirts (GAP, OMG!) 2 Puma sweaters and a long pants. In a day.

Imagine me lugging one BIG bag of clothing like a pirated CD seller walking thru Ang Mo Kio. I don't even dare to take the MRT home later on.

All for $83. Yup, its a factory reject store. But the GAP shirts were damm comfy.

And why did i spree? Cos i was pissed. Fucking pissed. Details shall be omitted, and I bought bird's nest too. Just to ease the family tension.

Damm its good to have money. Pity I'm severely lacking of it now.

Innovation just gets better and better. These will really rock your day.

A lot of people asked me about the betrayal i posted in msn (Thank you all people who cared. God bless you awesome people.) And so i thought i should narrate the entire thing here.

2 weeks ago, the storybook assignment commenced. But the number of things to hand in was holymotherfathersonofamachinegun many. So one bitch called M**i decided that we should research over the story in order to make a good children's story. Hello. Children read ANY shit. Its the DRAWINGS that matter. She decides to go against my view, flare up, and leave. Moments later, she found another group. Wao, well done. If you are shit, admit it. So she left. Then the other one (I will refrain from calling her a bitch cos she bothered to apologize. But she's still marked) decided that she should find herself a group too. And another plit second, she finds a group and im left stranded all alone. Well done there. If this is war, i would have just scored 2 headshots straight.

So i found myself in a group with Carol, Daniel, Malikah and Michelle. All of a sudden, getting an A+ had a severe increase in probability. Carol was good with intuition, paperwork and morale, Michelle was good with colouring (Thank GOD), Malikah was good with documentation, and Daniel had a great sense with layout. Talk about a match made in heaven. And then, the laugh was on those two(one bitch and one....one). Michelle looked like Cookie, the protagonist of the book, as well. So tempting to make her cosplay. =) If you peeps are reading this, its been fun working with you guys. With all honesty.

And if those two (one bitch, one... one) are reading, WHO'S LAUGHInG NOW?! Betrayal never has a good reward.

Aftermath: M**i's groupmates are complaining how LITTLE she contributed to the whole project. Well done there Bitch. You should be glad they didn't decide to report you for contributing ZERO to the project, even though I egged them to go on. No point helping a betrayor.

Luke once said something to me that SHATTERED 20+ years of brainwashing regarding cigarettes.

Ever since young we were told cigarettes was bad, it causes lung cancer *gasp!* and breathing problems *GASP!* and low sperm count *OMG!!*.

Problem is, nicotine helps prevent Alzhemiers. And Parkinsons.

Now my question: Do you wanna die STUPID? Or die BREATHLESS?

Knives for Guns! Takes a real man to take up the deal!

The MTV that took quite a lot of time, but overall its worth the watch for its laugh value. Help rate this if you find it ridiculous enough.

Something i helped out with Way. Give it a watch if you wan dry humour. Its pretty direct.

Dammit. Im struggling to finish this ray tracer shiet and boy am I hooked to Perfume.

The song group. They actually have quite a kick ass voice. I'll try to get streaming links to get you guys hooked too. Alternatively, you can visit NekoAndInu for a song I posted there.

Yes, I'm lazy.

Took this off Qiang's blog so I just did it and yes Qiang, it IS fucking stupid.

You Are An INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards. You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings. At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak

What's Your Personality Type?

Follow up.

Next fucking day after I post my rant, I saw this fucking gay boy near my block. With polka dot jacket and a fUCKING TIGHT PANTS. And he somehow hints he ain't gay. Uh-uh, gay boy. You are Gay, and its written all over you.

Polka dots. Ain't. Right. Kids, stop thinking you're trendy by dressing gaily.

Few things I hate in life. One of them is aunties in public transport.

Why, man, WHY do they board the bus as though there are sabertooth tigers out for saggy breasts? Is there a NEED to rush up the bus even though there are a MILLION places on the bloody ride? Fine, I'll let you take my seat, so STOP FUCKING STEPPING ON MY FLIP FLOPS.
MRTs, whoa let's not even get STARTED on that. They rush in like there was GOLD ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. Worse still, they SQUEEZE, like there was some sumo competition going on, and it was a free for all killfest. Good fucking grief, STOP. THAT. DISGUSTING. BEHAVIOUR. So you don't get a seat, big deal. You all CLAIM you are YOUNG and HEALTHY, yet you bitches refuse to let up your seat to the SICK, PREGNANT, ELDERLY and DISABLED. FUCK you and your 18 year old talk. If you are a bitch auntie, you DESERVE your bulldog jowls and FUCK YOU you deserve to die young.

Another thing I have grown to dislike. Boys, guys, males, carrying PVC bags and big ass girl bags. I understand the need for women to hold bags large enough to carry their house with them, cos they wanna look nice in front of us dudes, and I'm appreciative of their efforts. But what do guys need those huge ass bags for? UZIS?! OR YOU'RE SHAGGING SO MANY ASSES YOU NEED A HUGE BAG OF LUBRICANT?! Those are for the WOMEN. PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, let the girls have something EXCLUSIVE for once. Just because they wear our pants doesn't mean we have to CARRY THEIR BAGS. And PVC, holy shit. Why man why do you wanna hold something so retrogirl? I don't FUCKING care if it looked good on your sister, it's not an icon of MASCULINITY. If you say its in vogue in Taiwan, let me tell you something: THOSE GAYS HAVE GOT YOU GOOD. Not in the sense that "Taiwan is gay", hell no. I mean the homosexuals in Taiwan. They start a trend, and YOU of all people had to follow it, and say it's fashion. Let me see you jump off a cliff when Scientology starts their ritualistic suicides. So DITCH. THOSE. BAGS. It's for girls and I'm sure society is happy with it.

Another thing associated with that would be those tight pants. Ever since Eddie Murphy wore those Delirious pants, they vanished for a while. For good reason. Because. We. Have. Nutsacks. Guys who wear them thinking its fashionable, let me tell you something. They ARE for women to show off your legs. And women dun give a SHIT about your legs. They want CHESTS, not SLINKS. And if you have to rely on Viagia in future, you deserve it. WEAR BAGGIER PANTS ALREADY.

That's about it. The rants of the month.

Product review: Coca cola Zero.

Conclusion: Tastes exactly like its name. And i bought it because I didn't see what i was pressing on that damm machine. Darn fingers. 0/100 for the coke light imitation.

I dyed my hair brown and gold. Everyone had the tendency to ask me "What did you do to your hair?"

It's damn obvious I dyed and cut it, but everyone had to ask it like it was some ridiculous phenomenon. So I tend to reply "Oh a bucket of paint dropped on my head and it stayed that way ever since."

C'mon.

This one really rocked my world. To think CHILDREN watch this shit!

"We played with each other's BALLS yesterday, didn't we?"
"Has everyone got out their twangers already?"
"Oh, I have got a big RED one."

Gawd this really rocked. Innuendo so thick even lawyers lose on this one.

Quote of the moment:

Pornography is simply peeping across time and space. And your victims know.

Enough said.

This is some random thought so I'm putting it here instead of NekoandInu.

Say what you like. I fucking hate to hear people make that noise. Its the logical equivalent of "Chop off my head and pee down my throat please."

Webpage.... taking... too damm long.... argh...

I've finally decided to set up a blog page to post comic strips in this new year. Its slipshot to post it in Blogger, yes i know, but who cares? Hope you will find it funny. The URL is: nekoandinu.blogspot.com