Saturday, June 14, 2008

As I play online games, there's this particular group of people I REALLY want to slap. Good and proper, across their ear, and hopefully their BRAINS fly STRAIGHT out of the other.

People. Who. Want. To. Play. The. Best. Class.

You know who I'm talking about. Idiots who post in forums "SORRY I WANT TO KNW WICH CHAR IS THE BEST IN THE GAME PLS GIV COMMENTS THX!"

As if that doesn't highlight their stupidity enough, they follow up with "THX ANY MORE COMMENTS?"

Want comments? Here's mine: someone who doesn't know what is the meaning of CHOICE deserves to get a good Kick, a slap aimed directly at his EYEBALL, and pushed into a monitor screen and have the word SKILL branded directly into his brain. Physically. MMOs were designed such that every character has his GOODS and his BADS. Asking for a God character is simply masturbation that lasts a year.

Better still, there are helpful people that tell them what class to try. Those Craniumrectumia patients return with " SUX. I KEEP GETTING PWNT NAD THIS CHAR IS WEAK. ANYONE FEEL THE SAME WAY????"

I feel you should stop playing with your DICK in your HAND. That way, you might run away FASTER so you won't get KILLED. Its your lack in SKILL that's shaming whatever character class you're playing, DNR Flesh. Grey's Anatomy fans will know how WORTHLESS such idiots are in life.

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