Product review: Coca cola Zero.

Conclusion: Tastes exactly like its name. And i bought it because I didn't see what i was pressing on that damm machine. Darn fingers. 0/100 for the coke light imitation.

I dyed my hair brown and gold. Everyone had the tendency to ask me "What did you do to your hair?"

It's damn obvious I dyed and cut it, but everyone had to ask it like it was some ridiculous phenomenon. So I tend to reply "Oh a bucket of paint dropped on my head and it stayed that way ever since."

C'mon.

This one really rocked my world. To think CHILDREN watch this shit!

"We played with each other's BALLS yesterday, didn't we?"
"Has everyone got out their twangers already?"
"Oh, I have got a big RED one."

Gawd this really rocked. Innuendo so thick even lawyers lose on this one.

Quote of the moment:

Pornography is simply peeping across time and space. And your victims know.

Enough said.

This is some random thought so I'm putting it here instead of NekoandInu.

Say what you like. I fucking hate to hear people make that noise. Its the logical equivalent of "Chop off my head and pee down my throat please."

Webpage.... taking... too damm long.... argh...

I've finally decided to set up a blog page to post comic strips in this new year. Its slipshot to post it in Blogger, yes i know, but who cares? Hope you will find it funny. The URL is: nekoandinu.blogspot.com

It's been on my MSN nick for quite a while, but i may as well make it a footprint.

https://integral.nus.edu.sg/ui/allmod.homepage


Not a leak, but close. NUS dudes can use this to see if you passed your modules. Most will just see it and go "yaay", but for probability worriers like me, seeing that "ST2131" printed there just make me wanna go naked and yell "HALLELUJAH" or something like that.


...D... ><

Been a while since i blogged. Could be because i've been trying to motivate myself to finish the website for Mai in a day. Could be because i've been trying to get to lvl 130 on maple. Finally, after being looked down upon, my useless Chief bandit has become a Shadower, able to mutilate all those puny monsters, and my life has once again been put to waste.

lvl 129 now and its 5am. No, its 6am.





I'm so fucked.

This one really made my day. So many one liners in one clip.



SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

A search thru wiki gave me what i want, and some humour.

Change the world, eh? It's a start.

A pile of wood i saw outside the Engineering block, or near there. One look, and i name it "Noah's First Prototype".



Am i right, or am i right?

I forgot to take a picture of the rest of the vending machine, but you should get the joke. This machine is sitting in NUS Science fac.



Pantang Singaporeans and their superstitions!

I saw this scene when i was going to pee. And no its not a dick joke, but close.



Previously they tell us to aim before we shoot, in order to have a clean toilet, and now there are posters to distract us.

I'm peeing straight onto the floor now.

Something you DO NOT want to see while taking a dump in the toilet.



I dunno what the fuck they are observing, but it better not include me taking a dump in the fucking toilet!!

I dunno which i'm more pissed off about: my abilities or the amount of pressure i face.

I just read TxxLxxx's blog, and i REALLY dun wanna sign up to post a comment, and since he RSS'ed my blog to his page, i guess he will see it so i'll post it here anyway.

If i don't know, i really don't know. Not that i dun wanna do it, but if i can't find the answer and i can't think of it, i will fucking highlight it. I don't like throwing my teammates to DIE, but if i can't fucking do it, i try to find a solution but don't fucking say im fucking lazy to do fucking it.

If you think its a fucking excuse so be it.

Oh yeah just to add on, i don't work at your fucking pace so if you wanna rush the 9am train go on ahead. AND, I don't fucking work at an extreme pace. I'm not as good as you seem. I got problems with maths already. I'M FUCKING STRUGGLING MAN.

I’m tagged by TM-kun, who was tagged Tada-chan, and so I'm breaking from writing Annotated biblographies. Here's what I need to do...

Rules and Regulations:
1) Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves.
2) People who get tagged needs to write in their blog of their own weird things as well and state the rules clearly.
3) In the end, you'll select 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

Here goes:

Weird thing 1) I hate morons. Reason being they fuck everything up. And i'm not emphatic towards their kind.

number 2) I like coke. A lot. VERY lot. Hey, its pure HP potion man.

number 3) I swear at anyone that pisses me off. Even if they look weird. Cos, well, they deserve it, for not looking at a fucking mirror.

number 4) I dislike haircuts, nor combing of hair. What a waste of time to arrange something that gets messy at the trigger of God's hairblower.

number 5) I don't like reading other people's blogs, even though i write one. If someone wants to tell me how they are, they will. Updating myself via friends' blogs will take 28 hours. Then when i meet them, what's news become olds. No point.

number 6) I don't like to pub. Not that i hate to socialise, but weird thing Number 1 is still in effect, and so pubbing increases the chances of meeting morons. BY A LOT. I shit you not on this.

And to tag... I'll decide later.

Something that Dolcie-chan showed me before. Funky shiet.

GIRLY MAN MAN MAN MAN~

A song that reminds me of my courtship days with my Hime-sama. She dedicated it to me, by the way.



She fucking hates me~~~ lalalaLAA~~