Saturday, September 02, 2006

double post, but hey, they ARE 2 seperate events.

My comments on rudeness lately.
Just last night i was getting on a bus to get home, and i was sick, fucking hell. Some auntie squeezed right in front of me trying to board the bus before me. Im just one foot away from getting in the bus and she was trying to get on as though hello kitty was going fast. So i tilted my arm to block her protruding handbag, and watched 5 seconds of her trying to get her fat ass up the bus and pulling at her handbag. Should have pulled it to snap. Then i see her snatching a place from a girl and still have the nerve to say "thank you" before sitting down. Wow, courtesy comes in many forms huh, not to mention sizes. She still yelled to a "i guess" collegue if she wanna sit at her place. GRACIOUS SINGAPORE, BURNS MY ASS.

So i met my sis on board, so i was talking about rude people loudly on the bus (Hey im no gentleman, and if you didn't know it, you shouldn't be here, how did you come here?) and then its time to get off, some bitch of an old lady kept going excuse me from behind me. First of all, i cannot. 3 people in front of me, 1 being my sister. You want me to plow over them for your fat ass to get off? No. Second of all, im trying to get off also. Have some patience, the bus driver won't play "CRUSH THAT FAT ASS WITH BUS DOORS", though i would REALLY love to see the spilt blood of the fat bitch auntie. Last of all, "Excuse me" is a term to ask for pardon, and no, not when im pissed off, so Fuck off. But i did not tell that to the fat bitch. I just told her im getting off as well, so RELAX! CALM DOWN WE'RE GETTING OFF A BUS THAT IS PERFECTLY OKAY! ITS NOT BURRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNINGGGG, BUT YOU ARE BURNING MY ASSSSSS!!!

Don't you love courtesy?

Oh yeah, rude people are the only people that will say other people are rude. Cheers for courtesy.







Okay so im a rude dude too. At least i have the decency to not rush people like a tailgating driver on a fucking bus. Nor cut a queue that is fucking obvious.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

poor ivan, there be many ppl like her these days, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO?!?!?
Still have the nerve to say that we r ready for the IMF-,-

Anonymous said...

oh yes, i dunno y but the "post-a-comment" page is in chinese-.-

Anonymous said...

lol dol ... long time no see ~

ivan ... vivid description indeed o.o