Took this off Qiang's blog so I just did it and yes Qiang, it IS fucking stupid.

You Are An INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards. You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings. At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak

What's Your Personality Type?

Follow up.

Next fucking day after I post my rant, I saw this fucking gay boy near my block. With polka dot jacket and a fUCKING TIGHT PANTS. And he somehow hints he ain't gay. Uh-uh, gay boy. You are Gay, and its written all over you.

Polka dots. Ain't. Right. Kids, stop thinking you're trendy by dressing gaily.

Few things I hate in life. One of them is aunties in public transport.

Why, man, WHY do they board the bus as though there are sabertooth tigers out for saggy breasts? Is there a NEED to rush up the bus even though there are a MILLION places on the bloody ride? Fine, I'll let you take my seat, so STOP FUCKING STEPPING ON MY FLIP FLOPS.
MRTs, whoa let's not even get STARTED on that. They rush in like there was GOLD ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. Worse still, they SQUEEZE, like there was some sumo competition going on, and it was a free for all killfest. Good fucking grief, STOP. THAT. DISGUSTING. BEHAVIOUR. So you don't get a seat, big deal. You all CLAIM you are YOUNG and HEALTHY, yet you bitches refuse to let up your seat to the SICK, PREGNANT, ELDERLY and DISABLED. FUCK you and your 18 year old talk. If you are a bitch auntie, you DESERVE your bulldog jowls and FUCK YOU you deserve to die young.

Another thing I have grown to dislike. Boys, guys, males, carrying PVC bags and big ass girl bags. I understand the need for women to hold bags large enough to carry their house with them, cos they wanna look nice in front of us dudes, and I'm appreciative of their efforts. But what do guys need those huge ass bags for? UZIS?! OR YOU'RE SHAGGING SO MANY ASSES YOU NEED A HUGE BAG OF LUBRICANT?! Those are for the WOMEN. PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, let the girls have something EXCLUSIVE for once. Just because they wear our pants doesn't mean we have to CARRY THEIR BAGS. And PVC, holy shit. Why man why do you wanna hold something so retrogirl? I don't FUCKING care if it looked good on your sister, it's not an icon of MASCULINITY. If you say its in vogue in Taiwan, let me tell you something: THOSE GAYS HAVE GOT YOU GOOD. Not in the sense that "Taiwan is gay", hell no. I mean the homosexuals in Taiwan. They start a trend, and YOU of all people had to follow it, and say it's fashion. Let me see you jump off a cliff when Scientology starts their ritualistic suicides. So DITCH. THOSE. BAGS. It's for girls and I'm sure society is happy with it.

Another thing associated with that would be those tight pants. Ever since Eddie Murphy wore those Delirious pants, they vanished for a while. For good reason. Because. We. Have. Nutsacks. Guys who wear them thinking its fashionable, let me tell you something. They ARE for women to show off your legs. And women dun give a SHIT about your legs. They want CHESTS, not SLINKS. And if you have to rely on Viagia in future, you deserve it. WEAR BAGGIER PANTS ALREADY.

That's about it. The rants of the month.

Product review: Coca cola Zero.

Conclusion: Tastes exactly like its name. And i bought it because I didn't see what i was pressing on that damm machine. Darn fingers. 0/100 for the coke light imitation.

I dyed my hair brown and gold. Everyone had the tendency to ask me "What did you do to your hair?"

It's damn obvious I dyed and cut it, but everyone had to ask it like it was some ridiculous phenomenon. So I tend to reply "Oh a bucket of paint dropped on my head and it stayed that way ever since."

C'mon.

This one really rocked my world. To think CHILDREN watch this shit!

"We played with each other's BALLS yesterday, didn't we?"
"Has everyone got out their twangers already?"
"Oh, I have got a big RED one."

Gawd this really rocked. Innuendo so thick even lawyers lose on this one.

Quote of the moment:

Pornography is simply peeping across time and space. And your victims know.

Enough said.

This is some random thought so I'm putting it here instead of NekoandInu.

Say what you like. I fucking hate to hear people make that noise. Its the logical equivalent of "Chop off my head and pee down my throat please."

Webpage.... taking... too damm long.... argh...

I've finally decided to set up a blog page to post comic strips in this new year. Its slipshot to post it in Blogger, yes i know, but who cares? Hope you will find it funny. The URL is: nekoandinu.blogspot.com

It's been on my MSN nick for quite a while, but i may as well make it a footprint.

https://integral.nus.edu.sg/ui/allmod.homepage


Not a leak, but close. NUS dudes can use this to see if you passed your modules. Most will just see it and go "yaay", but for probability worriers like me, seeing that "ST2131" printed there just make me wanna go naked and yell "HALLELUJAH" or something like that.


...D... ><

Been a while since i blogged. Could be because i've been trying to motivate myself to finish the website for Mai in a day. Could be because i've been trying to get to lvl 130 on maple. Finally, after being looked down upon, my useless Chief bandit has become a Shadower, able to mutilate all those puny monsters, and my life has once again been put to waste.

lvl 129 now and its 5am. No, its 6am.





I'm so fucked.

This one really made my day. So many one liners in one clip.



SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

A search thru wiki gave me what i want, and some humour.

Change the world, eh? It's a start.

A pile of wood i saw outside the Engineering block, or near there. One look, and i name it "Noah's First Prototype".



Am i right, or am i right?

I forgot to take a picture of the rest of the vending machine, but you should get the joke. This machine is sitting in NUS Science fac.



Pantang Singaporeans and their superstitions!

I saw this scene when i was going to pee. And no its not a dick joke, but close.



Previously they tell us to aim before we shoot, in order to have a clean toilet, and now there are posters to distract us.

I'm peeing straight onto the floor now.

Something you DO NOT want to see while taking a dump in the toilet.



I dunno what the fuck they are observing, but it better not include me taking a dump in the fucking toilet!!

I dunno which i'm more pissed off about: my abilities or the amount of pressure i face.

I just read TxxLxxx's blog, and i REALLY dun wanna sign up to post a comment, and since he RSS'ed my blog to his page, i guess he will see it so i'll post it here anyway.

If i don't know, i really don't know. Not that i dun wanna do it, but if i can't find the answer and i can't think of it, i will fucking highlight it. I don't like throwing my teammates to DIE, but if i can't fucking do it, i try to find a solution but don't fucking say im fucking lazy to do fucking it.

If you think its a fucking excuse so be it.

Oh yeah just to add on, i don't work at your fucking pace so if you wanna rush the 9am train go on ahead. AND, I don't fucking work at an extreme pace. I'm not as good as you seem. I got problems with maths already. I'M FUCKING STRUGGLING MAN.