Give up your seat for the needy, not the elderly.

It makes me sound like a dick, but I have my justifications.

1. The elderly have more fighting spirit than me. All I want to do is survive my bus trip in one piece. Elderly fight for EVERYTHING in the bus. Seats, standing areas, bus tickets, getting on, getting OFF, etc. If it involves conflict, they are fucking FIRST on the action.

2. The elderly aren't setting a good example. When I see my elders set a good example (e.g. giving up a seat for a pregnant lady) I follow suit. Its only right. When I see a 50 year old labourer (he is obviously fitter than a pregnant lady) snatch a seat from a pregnant lady, I have the compulsion to trample his nuts, kill his entire family, and ensure the branches of his family tree are all reduced to dust at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

3. The elderly aren't needy. Don't confuse the terms. The elderly are far more fucking rich than any of us. There are the exceptions, but even them are exhibiting far more wealth than any of us. Wealth, in terms of fucking warfare experience. Let them up and you will wonder where did your kidney go.

4. The elderly are seriously out for war. Ever see the auntie warriors board the train? They don't give a shit who is staring, they don't give a shit who is in their face, they charge shoulders first and heels as follow ups. They aim for your soft spots so you will buckle out of your seat and they can settle their vulture asses into your warmed seat. And they have the Spartan stare. We have been taught since young to display aggression against terrorism. Now is seriously a good time.

5. The elderly are seriously great actors. They all deserve Emmies, Oscars and Star awards. Every single one of them. Those that cut the queue in bus queues, they get best actor of the fucking world. They pretend to have backaches, but walk straight once they get on the bus. One auntie cut in front of me, and then asked is this bus coded white or green. She spoke in decent english. Fully punctuated, grammar marinated, solid vocabulary English. The bus had a fucking large W stamped on it. She asked if its green of white. Talk about a fucking good story. And she just acted like nothing happened and continued to stand in front of me. Again, the urge of genocide rose. Had it been war, her daughters will be dragged out into the open and impaled on steel rods on a stormy Sunday afternoon, with the rest of the fucking family bound in barbed wire linked to them. Fucking rotten strain needs removal. Fast.

I am a dick, yes, but only against the fucked up elderly. Wonder why our nation is becoming a fucked up society? Wonder no more, kill a fucker today.