Been playing Cabal these days (DUAL TRANSCENDER! WOOO!) And managed to pwn/get pawnt, so its still pretty cool. But there's just one fucking thing with this game:
Why does the sound effects seem like something you'd expect from a 70's game?
Zombies, do NOT sound like marshmellows when slapped with a KATANA. And I don't APPRECIATE zombies SWINGING like an IDIOT when I'm pummelling him into the ground. That's right, ESTsoft, I'm talking about bad animating and lack of asthetics here. When a zombie (fuck, its a rotting corpse) swings a hammer, I'm VERY SURE he doesn't have to swing it 720 degrees like a fucking baby on cocaine. And if he does, I expect something to FLY OFF. Either MY head or ITS fucking arm. If you want to imitate WoW, please GO ALL THE FUCKING WAY.
Guess that's the rant of the day.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Saturday, June 14, 2008
As I play online games, there's this particular group of people I REALLY want to slap. Good and proper, across their ear, and hopefully their BRAINS fly STRAIGHT out of the other.
People. Who. Want. To. Play. The. Best. Class.
You know who I'm talking about. Idiots who post in forums "SORRY I WANT TO KNW WICH CHAR IS THE BEST IN THE GAME PLS GIV COMMENTS THX!"
As if that doesn't highlight their stupidity enough, they follow up with "THX ANY MORE COMMENTS?"
Want comments? Here's mine: someone who doesn't know what is the meaning of CHOICE deserves to get a good Kick, a slap aimed directly at his EYEBALL, and pushed into a monitor screen and have the word SKILL branded directly into his brain. Physically. MMOs were designed such that every character has his GOODS and his BADS. Asking for a God character is simply masturbation that lasts a year.
Better still, there are helpful people that tell them what class to try. Those Craniumrectumia patients return with " SUX. I KEEP GETTING PWNT NAD THIS CHAR IS WEAK. ANYONE FEEL THE SAME WAY????"
I feel you should stop playing with your DICK in your HAND. That way, you might run away FASTER so you won't get KILLED. Its your lack in SKILL that's shaming whatever character class you're playing, DNR Flesh. Grey's Anatomy fans will know how WORTHLESS such idiots are in life.
People. Who. Want. To. Play. The. Best. Class.
You know who I'm talking about. Idiots who post in forums "SORRY I WANT TO KNW WICH CHAR IS THE BEST IN THE GAME PLS GIV COMMENTS THX!"
As if that doesn't highlight their stupidity enough, they follow up with "THX ANY MORE COMMENTS?"
Want comments? Here's mine: someone who doesn't know what is the meaning of CHOICE deserves to get a good Kick, a slap aimed directly at his EYEBALL, and pushed into a monitor screen and have the word SKILL branded directly into his brain. Physically. MMOs were designed such that every character has his GOODS and his BADS. Asking for a God character is simply masturbation that lasts a year.
Better still, there are helpful people that tell them what class to try. Those Craniumrectumia patients return with "
I feel you should stop playing with your DICK in your HAND. That way, you might run away FASTER so you won't get KILLED. Its your lack in SKILL that's shaming whatever character class you're playing, DNR Flesh. Grey's Anatomy fans will know how WORTHLESS such idiots are in life.
Like it or not, one more.
Your Rising Sign is Capricorn |
 Old fashioned and conservative, you carry yourself with dignity. You have a tough exterior, and you can be intimidating when you want to be. Hard working and ambitious, you can survive in the most cut throat work enviroments. Outside of work, you are a true friend to everyone in your small inner circle. You may have had a difficult time earlier in life. Capricorns are late bloomers and you may be coming into your own right now. |
Shut up. I like these damn things.
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent |
 Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. |
Yep, one of those "What am I" quizzes. Enjoy.
You Are a Auditory Learner |
 You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well. You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music. You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star! |
You Are the Ace of Diamonds |
 You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things. You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught. You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality. A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip. While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous. A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on. A gamble you should take: Sports betting Your friends would describe you as: Captivating Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband |
Friday, June 13, 2008
Lateblog, but I bought 8 shirts (GAP, OMG!) 2 Puma sweaters and a long pants. In a day.
Imagine me lugging one BIG bag of clothing like a pirated CD seller walking thru Ang Mo Kio. I don't even dare to take the MRT home later on.
All for $83. Yup, its a factory reject store. But the GAP shirts were damm comfy.
And why did i spree? Cos i was pissed. Fucking pissed. Details shall be omitted, and I bought bird's nest too. Just to ease the family tension.
Damm its good to have money. Pity I'm severely lacking of it now.
Imagine me lugging one BIG bag of clothing like a pirated CD seller walking thru Ang Mo Kio. I don't even dare to take the MRT home later on.
All for $83. Yup, its a factory reject store. But the GAP shirts were damm comfy.
And why did i spree? Cos i was pissed. Fucking pissed. Details shall be omitted, and I bought bird's nest too. Just to ease the family tension.
Damm its good to have money. Pity I'm severely lacking of it now.
Friday, May 02, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
A lot of people asked me about the betrayal i posted in msn (Thank you all people who cared. God bless you awesome people.) And so i thought i should narrate the entire thing here.
2 weeks ago, the storybook assignment commenced. But the number of things to hand in was holymotherfathersonofamachinegun many. So one bitch called M**i decided that we should research over the story in order to make a good children's story. Hello. Children read ANY shit. Its the DRAWINGS that matter. She decides to go against my view, flare up, and leave. Moments later, she found another group. Wao, well done. If you are shit, admit it. So she left. Then the other one (I will refrain from calling her a bitch cos she bothered to apologize. But she's still marked) decided that she should find herself a group too. And another plit second, she finds a group and im left stranded all alone. Well done there. If this is war, i would have just scored 2 headshots straight.
So i found myself in a group with Carol, Daniel, Malikah and Michelle. All of a sudden, getting an A+ had a severe increase in probability. Carol was good with intuition, paperwork and morale, Michelle was good with colouring (Thank GOD), Malikah was good with documentation, and Daniel had a great sense with layout. Talk about a match made in heaven. And then, the laugh was on those two(one bitch and one....one). Michelle looked like Cookie, the protagonist of the book, as well. So tempting to make her cosplay. =) If you peeps are reading this, its been fun working with you guys. With all honesty.
And if those two (one bitch, one... one) are reading, WHO'S LAUGHInG NOW?! Betrayal never has a good reward.
Aftermath: M**i's groupmates are complaining how LITTLE she contributed to the whole project. Well done there Bitch. You should be glad they didn't decide to report you for contributing ZERO to the project, even though I egged them to go on. No point helping a betrayor.
2 weeks ago, the storybook assignment commenced. But the number of things to hand in was holymotherfathersonofamachinegun many. So one bitch called M**i decided that we should research over the story in order to make a good children's story. Hello. Children read ANY shit. Its the DRAWINGS that matter. She decides to go against my view, flare up, and leave. Moments later, she found another group. Wao, well done. If you are shit, admit it. So she left. Then the other one (I will refrain from calling her a bitch cos she bothered to apologize. But she's still marked) decided that she should find herself a group too. And another plit second, she finds a group and im left stranded all alone. Well done there. If this is war, i would have just scored 2 headshots straight.
So i found myself in a group with Carol, Daniel, Malikah and Michelle. All of a sudden, getting an A+ had a severe increase in probability. Carol was good with intuition, paperwork and morale, Michelle was good with colouring (Thank GOD), Malikah was good with documentation, and Daniel had a great sense with layout. Talk about a match made in heaven. And then, the laugh was on those two(one bitch and one....one). Michelle looked like Cookie, the protagonist of the book, as well. So tempting to make her cosplay. =) If you peeps are reading this, its been fun working with you guys. With all honesty.
And if those two (one bitch, one... one) are reading, WHO'S LAUGHInG NOW?! Betrayal never has a good reward.
Aftermath: M**i's groupmates are complaining how LITTLE she contributed to the whole project. Well done there Bitch. You should be glad they didn't decide to report you for contributing ZERO to the project, even though I egged them to go on. No point helping a betrayor.
Luke once said something to me that SHATTERED 20+ years of brainwashing regarding cigarettes.
Ever since young we were told cigarettes was bad, it causes lung cancer *gasp!* and breathing problems *GASP!* and low sperm count *OMG!!*.
Problem is, nicotine helps prevent Alzhemiers. And Parkinsons.
Now my question: Do you wanna die STUPID? Or die BREATHLESS?
Ever since young we were told cigarettes was bad, it causes lung cancer *gasp!* and breathing problems *GASP!* and low sperm count *OMG!!*.
Problem is, nicotine helps prevent Alzhemiers. And Parkinsons.
Now my question: Do you wanna die STUPID? Or die BREATHLESS?
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Monday, March 31, 2008
Took this off Qiang's blog so I just did it and yes Qiang, it IS fucking stupid.
You Are An INFP |
 The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards. You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings. At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak |
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Follow up.
Next fucking day after I post my rant, I saw this fucking gay boy near my block. With polka dot jacket and a fUCKING TIGHT PANTS. And he somehow hints he ain't gay. Uh-uh, gay boy. You are Gay, and its written all over you.
Polka dots. Ain't. Right. Kids, stop thinking you're trendy by dressing gaily.
Next fucking day after I post my rant, I saw this fucking gay boy near my block. With polka dot jacket and a fUCKING TIGHT PANTS. And he somehow hints he ain't gay. Uh-uh, gay boy. You are Gay, and its written all over you.
Polka dots. Ain't. Right. Kids, stop thinking you're trendy by dressing gaily.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Few things I hate in life. One of them is aunties in public transport.
Why, man, WHY do they board the bus as though there are sabertooth tigers out for saggy breasts? Is there a NEED to rush up the bus even though there are a MILLION places on the bloody ride? Fine, I'll let you take my seat, so STOP FUCKING STEPPING ON MY FLIP FLOPS.
MRTs, whoa let's not even get STARTED on that. They rush in like there was GOLD ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. Worse still, they SQUEEZE, like there was some sumo competition going on, and it was a free for all killfest. Good fucking grief, STOP. THAT. DISGUSTING. BEHAVIOUR. So you don't get a seat, big deal. You all CLAIM you are YOUNG and HEALTHY, yet you bitches refuse to let up your seat to the SICK, PREGNANT, ELDERLY and DISABLED. FUCK you and your 18 year old talk. If you are a bitch auntie, you DESERVE your bulldog jowls and FUCK YOU you deserve to die young.
Another thing I have grown to dislike. Boys, guys, males, carrying PVC bags and big ass girl bags. I understand the need for women to hold bags large enough to carry their house with them, cos they wanna look nice in front of us dudes, and I'm appreciative of their efforts. But what do guys need those huge ass bags for? UZIS?! OR YOU'RE SHAGGING SO MANY ASSES YOU NEED A HUGE BAG OF LUBRICANT?! Those are for the WOMEN. PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, let the girls have something EXCLUSIVE for once. Just because they wear our pants doesn't mean we have to CARRY THEIR BAGS. And PVC, holy shit. Why man why do you wanna hold something so retrogirl? I don't FUCKING care if it looked good on your sister, it's not an icon of MASCULINITY. If you say its in vogue in Taiwan, let me tell you something: THOSE GAYS HAVE GOT YOU GOOD. Not in the sense that "Taiwan is gay", hell no. I mean the homosexuals in Taiwan. They start a trend, and YOU of all people had to follow it, and say it's fashion. Let me see you jump off a cliff when Scientology starts their ritualistic suicides. So DITCH. THOSE. BAGS. It's for girls and I'm sure society is happy with it.
Another thing associated with that would be those tight pants. Ever since Eddie Murphy wore those Delirious pants, they vanished for a while. For good reason. Because. We. Have. Nutsacks. Guys who wear them thinking its fashionable, let me tell you something. They ARE for women to show off your legs. And women dun give a SHIT about your legs. They want CHESTS, not SLINKS. And if you have to rely on Viagia in future, you deserve it. WEAR BAGGIER PANTS ALREADY.
That's about it. The rants of the month.
Why, man, WHY do they board the bus as though there are sabertooth tigers out for saggy breasts? Is there a NEED to rush up the bus even though there are a MILLION places on the bloody ride? Fine, I'll let you take my seat, so STOP FUCKING STEPPING ON MY FLIP FLOPS.
MRTs, whoa let's not even get STARTED on that. They rush in like there was GOLD ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. Worse still, they SQUEEZE, like there was some sumo competition going on, and it was a free for all killfest. Good fucking grief, STOP. THAT. DISGUSTING. BEHAVIOUR. So you don't get a seat, big deal. You all CLAIM you are YOUNG and HEALTHY, yet you bitches refuse to let up your seat to the SICK, PREGNANT, ELDERLY and DISABLED. FUCK you and your 18 year old talk. If you are a bitch auntie, you DESERVE your bulldog jowls and FUCK YOU you deserve to die young.
Another thing I have grown to dislike. Boys, guys, males, carrying PVC bags and big ass girl bags. I understand the need for women to hold bags large enough to carry their house with them, cos they wanna look nice in front of us dudes, and I'm appreciative of their efforts. But what do guys need those huge ass bags for? UZIS?! OR YOU'RE SHAGGING SO MANY ASSES YOU NEED A HUGE BAG OF LUBRICANT?! Those are for the WOMEN. PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, let the girls have something EXCLUSIVE for once. Just because they wear our pants doesn't mean we have to CARRY THEIR BAGS. And PVC, holy shit. Why man why do you wanna hold something so retrogirl? I don't FUCKING care if it looked good on your sister, it's not an icon of MASCULINITY. If you say its in vogue in Taiwan, let me tell you something: THOSE GAYS HAVE GOT YOU GOOD. Not in the sense that "Taiwan is gay", hell no. I mean the homosexuals in Taiwan. They start a trend, and YOU of all people had to follow it, and say it's fashion. Let me see you jump off a cliff when Scientology starts their ritualistic suicides. So DITCH. THOSE. BAGS. It's for girls and I'm sure society is happy with it.
Another thing associated with that would be those tight pants. Ever since Eddie Murphy wore those Delirious pants, they vanished for a while. For good reason. Because. We. Have. Nutsacks. Guys who wear them thinking its fashionable, let me tell you something. They ARE for women to show off your legs. And women dun give a SHIT about your legs. They want CHESTS, not SLINKS. And if you have to rely on Viagia in future, you deserve it. WEAR BAGGIER PANTS ALREADY.
That's about it. The rants of the month.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Product review: Coca cola Zero.
Conclusion: Tastes exactly like its name. And i bought it because I didn't see what i was pressing on that damm machine. Darn fingers. 0/100 for the coke light imitation.
I dyed my hair brown and gold. Everyone had the tendency to ask me "What did you do to your hair?"
It's damn obvious I dyed and cut it, but everyone had to ask it like it was some ridiculous phenomenon. So I tend to reply "Oh a bucket of paint dropped on my head and it stayed that way ever since."
C'mon.
Conclusion: Tastes exactly like its name. And i bought it because I didn't see what i was pressing on that damm machine. Darn fingers. 0/100 for the coke light imitation.
I dyed my hair brown and gold. Everyone had the tendency to ask me "What did you do to your hair?"
It's damn obvious I dyed and cut it, but everyone had to ask it like it was some ridiculous phenomenon. So I tend to reply "Oh a bucket of paint dropped on my head and it stayed that way ever since."
C'mon.
Monday, February 04, 2008
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