Oright that's the last that crossed my path. What to great way to tell a woman your length.

Shit, these things keep coming! Now this one is a little more unique.

Laughing my ass off this one, even though the humour idea is pretty cliche.



Ouch.

Motorists that signal left and turn right, its a very scary breed to leave rampant into the streets. They signal, and then run straight into people. Fuck you crazy motorists. If you cannot signal, fucking yell or get off the streets.

People who drive, why the fuck do you leave the beamlights on? I understand the fear of not seeing people that walk in front of your car, but I'm sure the beam plays a part in blinding the people, and so that they will walk right into your car.

And if you want to show how bright your beam is, why not go all the way and get one of them floodlights? Or are you afraid of vampires coming in front of your car? Your measly beam is not going to fry them anytime.

One of the major causes of night time car accidents come from these ignorant beam blasting idiots. If you're one of them, may you be strapped to a chair with a floodlight in your face. See how you like it.

And TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!

Vulgarity is not cool, if used by kids.

If you are 17, and not knowing how ugly vulgarities can make you, do me a favour. Speak proper English. If you want to swear, swear appropriately. If there's a hair in your soup, saying "VAGINA" in dialect just isn't going to cut it.

CHEE BYE LA WAITER!!
"I'm sorry, but there is no vagina in the soup."

If we can use body parts as a profanity, then i'll use other parts of the body and it will work the same. Like HAIR.

TAO MENG LA WAITER!!
"I'm very sorry, I'll change the soup."

Seems to me that it will work better.

So, kids who just spit out vulgarities thinking it makes them cool, Shut up and fuck off.

Before you click play, remember that these are JOKES. Stop chastising me about Jesus after this.



a Quote i heard from friend B-kun that is very interesting.

B-kun:
u noe what day my friend say
there is no god
den i say
i cant smell god cant touch god cant see god cant hear god
correct not

Me:
yup

B-kun:
den i say to him again
i cant feel smell ur brain cant touch ur brain cant taste ur bain cant hear ur brain cant see ur brain
but im asuming u got a brain

The reason why richard Pryor is number one on the top 100 stand up comdedians of all time. MAcho man~~~

Was at home yesterday trying to get my ass up for school. So my TV was on Channel U. There was this korean show that was going to be aired that night called "Don't give up, kym soon" or something like that, because i dun give a fuck.

So on channel U, it was one advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement, one shampoo advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement. By the 10th time i saw that advertisement, i was convinced that the "kym soon" show is rubbish and should not watch it. Because if they should whore it like so, its not very good at all. Pure mind control.

My word is: Don't watch whored stuff.

Maybe its time to delete older posts.

...

But then, a diary is for archiving my life anyway.

Today walked through AMK hub, and mused about sirens: Why the hell are they made to sound like babies shrieking? From young, baby crying has been a sound hardwired to the human brain as an indication for attention. But havent people in the Army realised that men will relate that to their kids? "Oh damn, the kid is crying again. Wait, no, that's not my kid, the enemy is here! Where's my gun?!"

And you don't want people going home and scream to their kids "STOP WAILING! THE ENEMY'S GONEE!!!"

Saw an old man almost got brushed by a bus. The old man cursed at the bus. Problem was, the old man was walking on the curb beside the bus stop. On the curb was a VERY BRIGHT yellow line drawn and designed to alert people about this damger. My thinking: You skirt with death, you get what you perversed for. Bitch.

Accompanied Hime-sama to pay her bills at the AXS machine. It was normal. The offer that was shown on the screen wasn't. It said: Sign up now and get a free 3 month Accidental Death policy worth $5000. So, if a Singaporean should sign up, should he go out straight to get himself killed for the $5000? And why have a coupon on something that you can never refund for yourself? "Wooo! $5000! KREEEEEE BANG!!"

"$5000! WOOO!!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~allythechatbot/

While doing research for my blog assignment (murder. Sheer murder. I hate reading through 300 useless sites...) i found a girl named ally. She sure is smart. Try replying to her every statement with "porn".


Went through friendster because i was bored. Turns out someone posted a "girl dies while having sex" bulletin. Its a chain mail (no not chainmail, Chain Mail!) and on it was "Hi i am a 14 year old girl. I have no face. If you see me you will die."

Erm.... Dumbass? And sucks be to the people who believed it too.

A topic i saw on BlogTV.sg, a TV show about blogs. I tried posting my views, but apparently i was too vulgar for them. (Actually its an IP ban, but I'm being sensitive here...)

Are kids growing up too fast now?

Kids now grow fast, but their mental age aren't catching up as well. You see, when we say grow up, we really mean that the kid has grown out of his transformers and now is ready to build a REAL thing, or something close. But the kids we say that grows up too fast is not speaking like he should. They have their views, point taken, but it is not coming through their point of view. It is more of "Read off the internet, paraphrase, regurgitate."

I personally find not only the Internet, but material accessable to them inflates their ego, such as comics, shows that features children saving the world, MMORPGS, and similiar material. They personify the user/reader as a superhero, and a kid's mind, being so malleable, absorbs that fact well. Grown ups have reality hardwired into their nerve system so we are resistant to that fact. And when kids know themselves as "The One", any advice we give them goes down either into their colon, or they hide in in their "Do-Not-Touch" section of their brain.

Kids have more access to knowledge, just that their mindset isn't ready to handle it. Nor absorb it. Not even to process or learn from it. At all.

What are YOUR views?

This is SOMETHING i GOT to post.

Recently i visited mapleforum's fanart section. Some of the artwork astounded me. They were magnificent. Perfect as they seem, though, some of them have glaring mistakes, and yet people are going "OMG YOU ROXORZZZZZ". Fuck off. If its bad, its bad. Admit it fucktards.

So i decided to post my views outright. No harm being honest i thought. (I was wrong btw. Singaporean kids have *oh such THIN* prides.)

Here's where it started, from my comment on a user called "Sweet_Potato":

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=23 (I'm CruInsanDr, as you may have guessed)

So it seemed promising. She reacted well to the critism, and i posted things that she can work forward to. Then as a form of respect, i thought i should post one of my own:

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=24

Her first comment? "It's not proportional wor~~"

First was that noobGlish. Duhhh... I r teh not speakings...

And second, that sure was informative. What the fuck are you referring to?

Then she progresses to insist that the world can see through her eyes. Read on. (Many thanks to one comment along the way.)

Then she tries to end it in the way she's right (And one fucktard tries to make himself popular along the way. He fucking had to post the same pictures 3 times just for a pity comment.):
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1131674


To any aspiring artists who chance upon this entry: Criticize EVERY piece of artwork you see. Otherwise you will never improve. Sadly, i predict that the Sweet_Potato dude can go to hell with her copied works.

Fuck off flamers. Stop encouaraging fucktards to gather and inflate each other's balls.

Today was very tiring. Never sleep for 4 hours and run out to school. Though i always do that.

Saturday night TV was fun. 5am TV showed a few morons doing things that went beyond logic. For the dumbest reasons. One i liked was the Taekwando kid that kicked an apple off the tip of a katana. Problem is, its a katana. If not for sharp reflexes from the knife welder, that kid should have lost his foot. And guess what? After recovery, he's at the same stunt again. Wowee.

Another one was a husband wife piggy back race. The all time champion duo had an upside down piggyback style that won them 8 time champion. So couples tried their style. I don't even have to tell you it failed for them. Cos the reigning husband and wife team had a muscular and huge man, and a kid sized woman. Took other teams 8 fucking years to figure out why it didn't work for them.

Catch it if you got insomnia. Good for a laugh.

Even more good shit.

George Carlin on the Ten Commandments. Which makes sense in our century. Why didn't people realise it then?

My sisters, no matter how they explain themselves, no matter how they differenciate themselves, are bimbos. Period.

They argue over the weirdest matters, insist they are right, even when they are in the wrong.

Why do i say that? Today i asked for 30 minutes, what do you dudes wanna eat? Was there any money left behind?

Any idea how irritating it is to be a mimic for 30 whole fucking minutes?

After that my nerve snapped because i haven't eaten for 16 hours. A hungry man is an angry man. Fucking hell.

Then they pinned it on me. "Don't flare up on me." "I didn't hear you!" "Stop saying it's my fault!"

And its 3pm in the bright fucking Saturday.

Bimbos.

Was bored again so i googled my nick: cruinsandr. Apparently, my blog was not the number 1 search that appeared on the search.

Asiasoft forum was first. Wonder how that happened.
Then it was fanartCentral. I forgot all about that account already!
THEN it was my blog. wow.
After that was some weird site called technorati.com. Apparently it locked onto my blog post about macdonalds. Weird. Do you NEED a second opinion about fast food?
Then it was my Princess-sama's blog. Wow, google CAN find you anything.
After that was some blogsearcher engine thingy.

Boy im bored. Have you searched your nickname lately?

Overworked now. I AM tired.

Bored so i came to blog. Asiasoft held some bubble speech contest, blah. I threw in 2 pieces cos i was bored. And judging from the level of humour the others posted, i think i might wander upon first. Who knows? Doesn't hurt to dream. Anyway i should cash in some humour already. Too much in head is burning my brains.

If you wanna see some of the crapola, here's the link:
Clickmecmoniknowyouwannaclickmecmonjustagentleclickpleaseeee

Back to labs.

Today I visited back to the post in the maplesea forums i flamed. Boy i was pissed. On it was a reply to me about what i said about PvP in Maple from a dick called ahkiwi:

iya u sthu la...kpkb u wan PvP go play ur childish ghost on9 la noob ass get out of tis thread

Wow, i sure know what he iz try1ng 2 sae. Fooking english.

So i got really mad and replied:

First of all man, speak proper english. Were you trying to insult me? That sure got your message through. And it was a suggestion, you moron. Don't you understand the meaning of suggestion? Or are you too dumb to realise that? Oh I'm sorry, i haveno idea you are incapable of understanding me. I'll make it a point to condescend to your level.

Diam la, tak pai zai kao bei kao bu. Wu tao nao gong lang wei la, chao ji bai.

Satisfied? I don't think ghost online is a fun game, and i sure don't give a fk about your thoughts and your mindless comments. And YOU get your noob ass out of this thread. Childish? Don't read my ****g post and get your ass out then. Flame on *****. Go on and flame. I just plain LAUGH at someone who don't know India from Indonesia.

And the india/indonesia thing was from one of that moron's post about earthquake in india. Fuck off morons.

What's worse? One little girl by the nick of MaXiaoLing decides to join in the flamefest:

heyyy u stop yr nonsence... tat beri rude of uu... get out of maple rite nw...

And hence, another reply:

Me? Seriously? Who was it that made rude comments first? Get that right first,miss. And what i did was comment on what the threadstarter made about assassins. Am i wrong? Get out of maple? Please get things straight first lady.

I'm kinda keen on winning this flamefest. But then again, I'm wasting time now. Fucking kids spoil a good game. Trust them to bring the world to ruin.

The thread is viewable here:
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1040936&page=17


And if one of you 2 kids happen to chance by here, fuck off already. This is an R(A) page. What you read here will fuck your mind up.