Even more good shit.

George Carlin on the Ten Commandments. Which makes sense in our century. Why didn't people realise it then?

My sisters, no matter how they explain themselves, no matter how they differenciate themselves, are bimbos. Period.

They argue over the weirdest matters, insist they are right, even when they are in the wrong.

Why do i say that? Today i asked for 30 minutes, what do you dudes wanna eat? Was there any money left behind?

Any idea how irritating it is to be a mimic for 30 whole fucking minutes?

After that my nerve snapped because i haven't eaten for 16 hours. A hungry man is an angry man. Fucking hell.

Then they pinned it on me. "Don't flare up on me." "I didn't hear you!" "Stop saying it's my fault!"

And its 3pm in the bright fucking Saturday.

Bimbos.

Was bored again so i googled my nick: cruinsandr. Apparently, my blog was not the number 1 search that appeared on the search.

Asiasoft forum was first. Wonder how that happened.
Then it was fanartCentral. I forgot all about that account already!
THEN it was my blog. wow.
After that was some weird site called technorati.com. Apparently it locked onto my blog post about macdonalds. Weird. Do you NEED a second opinion about fast food?
Then it was my Princess-sama's blog. Wow, google CAN find you anything.
After that was some blogsearcher engine thingy.

Boy im bored. Have you searched your nickname lately?

Overworked now. I AM tired.

Bored so i came to blog. Asiasoft held some bubble speech contest, blah. I threw in 2 pieces cos i was bored. And judging from the level of humour the others posted, i think i might wander upon first. Who knows? Doesn't hurt to dream. Anyway i should cash in some humour already. Too much in head is burning my brains.

If you wanna see some of the crapola, here's the link:
Clickmecmoniknowyouwannaclickmecmonjustagentleclickpleaseeee

Back to labs.

Today I visited back to the post in the maplesea forums i flamed. Boy i was pissed. On it was a reply to me about what i said about PvP in Maple from a dick called ahkiwi:

iya u sthu la...kpkb u wan PvP go play ur childish ghost on9 la noob ass get out of tis thread

Wow, i sure know what he iz try1ng 2 sae. Fooking english.

So i got really mad and replied:

First of all man, speak proper english. Were you trying to insult me? That sure got your message through. And it was a suggestion, you moron. Don't you understand the meaning of suggestion? Or are you too dumb to realise that? Oh I'm sorry, i haveno idea you are incapable of understanding me. I'll make it a point to condescend to your level.

Diam la, tak pai zai kao bei kao bu. Wu tao nao gong lang wei la, chao ji bai.

Satisfied? I don't think ghost online is a fun game, and i sure don't give a fk about your thoughts and your mindless comments. And YOU get your noob ass out of this thread. Childish? Don't read my ****g post and get your ass out then. Flame on *****. Go on and flame. I just plain LAUGH at someone who don't know India from Indonesia.

And the india/indonesia thing was from one of that moron's post about earthquake in india. Fuck off morons.

What's worse? One little girl by the nick of MaXiaoLing decides to join in the flamefest:

heyyy u stop yr nonsence... tat beri rude of uu... get out of maple rite nw...

And hence, another reply:

Me? Seriously? Who was it that made rude comments first? Get that right first,miss. And what i did was comment on what the threadstarter made about assassins. Am i wrong? Get out of maple? Please get things straight first lady.

I'm kinda keen on winning this flamefest. But then again, I'm wasting time now. Fucking kids spoil a good game. Trust them to bring the world to ruin.

The thread is viewable here:
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1040936&page=17


And if one of you 2 kids happen to chance by here, fuck off already. This is an R(A) page. What you read here will fuck your mind up.

Day ending. ST-chan msn-ed me about something her Ex-bastard-of-a-dickhead-who-only-knew-how-play-with-girl's-feelings-like-a-pimp-boyfriend
said in his nick:

"it's easy to be trapped in our emotions, but you won't be living life to it's fullest if you're like that,aint that right? ho~"

My response?:

If you are trapped by emotions you can't live life to the fullest, that's true
But if you aren't trapped by happiness, you will be tied to hatred as well
I LOVE to be tied to my emotions
otherwise i got a different rulebook
God gave me a "Trapped by happiness" rulebook
"Be happy with your cage" He said, and i followed.

To guys, do your duty and make girls happy, even though you are having a fling with them. Make them smile and chuckle when they mention your name, not Curse and Swear? You're making love harder to play. And to playboys: stop thinking with your fucking dick. You're making guys have a fucking bad reputation. By the way, I'm a male lesbian. Some may ask why? I don't like guys, i LOVE girls, i know what they want and i got the Equipment to give it to them. So not exactly male, but a well equipped lesbian.

Lesbians, get off my back already. If you are an ugly lesbian, stay away from the cute chicks already. Let them male lesbians have them. Flamers, shut up.

Maple just went down the slope. I post a comment on "Maple PvP is possible" and 32 brainless twits said "NO IT ISNT! ZZZZZZ". Fuck off man, I don't see Street Fighter impossible, and its fucking 2D. One idiot asked me to shut up. Well that sure was constructive. Adds more flavour to the arguement. 90% chance that this dude ends arguements with walking away, resorting to violence, and has a high chance to get a brush with the Law. Sucks to be that idiot, and since your life sucks, live long.

Took a bus today and was about to board it when an uncle ran from God-knows-where, and cut right in front of me. Wao. Asshole. He nearly tripped on the bus, Many thanks to inertia. One of the rare moments i thank Newton and his 3 Laws of Hurting-Someone-With-Natural-Powers. Then he sat down, and i cannot help noticing white shirt, dark brown pants, pink socks, black leather shoes.... Waitafuckingminuteholyshitthisdudegotpinksocksomfgfuckinghell!

Pink socks, glaring out to the sky like Korea's nuclear warhead on NASA's satellite. Well it WILL show that way if Korea actually revealed their site so openly, but yeah, pink socks i shit you not. Pity i cannot post the photo since i took it discretely. But yeah. Waowhee a highlight of the day.

Note to gents: do NOT wear pink socks for crying out loud. Which also shows his direction of sexual interest.

Fatasses, know your fucking place. If you are fat, admit it. Stop leaning forward in buses when it really is your ass blocking the entire walkway. Fucking turn sideways you shit eating idiots.

Walked the earth today. Haven't stepped onto grounds that are overpopulated at any point of day. You can't guess it: its the shopping center. Came from it a TON of things to bitch about.

First was on the bus. I wanted to get off the bus. Its saturday and its 12pm, which means the bus is vacated and plenty of empty seats. If you weren't on that bus, don't say i'm wrong. Fuck you. One kid walked up to me and said "Excuse me."
I'm this close to saying "No, excuse ME. I'm trying to vacate a space for your fucking ass so Excuse Me." Kids and morons who like to say excuse me to get your way, let me burst your shitty bubble: "Excuse me" is a phrase to get pardon from people to invade their private space for a short and brief moment to move to another location. It is NOT a polite way to say "Get the fuck out of my way." Fuck you.

So that kid was Bitch #1. Then i accompanied Princess-sama to J8 with her kid brother. We viewed bags. I came upon a bag made by ********** company. I use * for their name cos i forgot the brand, not censorship shit. The bag says, or claims, that it is Anti-Theft. Now i don't know much about theft that involves bags, but I'm sure as hell that the bag usually disappears as well. No matter how many security devices are incorporated into that bag, canvas and zippers cannot claim the title "Anti-Theft". My view: Unless the bag is sewed into your skin, the bag is Theft-able.
This is Bitch #2.

Bitch #3 is about Long John Silver. Specifically J8 and Toa Payoh. If you don't know these names, never mind. Just remember to boycott these 2 Long Johns when you come to Singapore. At these 2 places, John just got Short and Dull Grey. Princess-sama has a chicken as thick as my pinky finger. If you need a more accurate depiction, look at your pencil. That's about the total surface area of the chicken piece. What? You don't know surface area? Don't you go school?
Worse, the cashier lacks professionalism. Namely, sighing and lack of smile when taking orders. And giving weird stares when the customer asks a question. I fucking don't know if Long John still has Milo Freeze. Is that a sin? Fucking bitch.

I walked out of that cesspool, and in response to "Thank you, please come again.", i replied "No thank you, never again." a tad too loud. And guess what? They don't fucking flinch. Which is why these 2 outlets do not have the "Ring if we served you well" Bell, as well as a suggestion box. It's pointless: they will collect more rust and paper than the Swiss banks. Bitch #3. So when Short-changing John Dull Grey is slowly starting to disappear like A&W, we know why.

I'd rather let macdonalds con my hard earned money. $6 for potatoes and a slice of meat, but with good environment and equally QC'ed service. Thumbs up. I just don't want them in charge of education. For reason why, look below for post of "MAC SPREADS NEW YEAR EDUCATION" or something like that.

Contemplating the idea of doing a podcast. But then again, people like DawnYang and Xia Xue makes this idea look bad: I dun wanna be pointed at for being a media whore. And a Manwhore at that.


I'll sleep over it. Meanwhile, Kids please PLEASE stay in school and fucking READ BOOKS. STOP BEING MORONS.

Was going to sleep when i saw ellen, her TV show. Ever heard the bad joke about a man ordering a pile of rotten food at a restaurant, and then the waiter says they cannot serve that, and then the man will say "but you did that last week!", that joke? Ellen did it on TV, and i was "wow, she really DID pull it off!" The poor man on TV was so stunned, poor fuck. But that's what makes ellen worth watching: She is daring in her humour. Oh and if you havent watched already, watch her AmEx advertisement. The concept astounded me, but i dunno if you guys will pick up the humour. kudos to A-san for showing it to me.



And irritating ringtone vendors: stop selling ringtones that can potentially cause a traffic accident, or a chef accidently impaling people with choppers while being startled. Sirens were made so that they alerted people, not piss people out of their shorts. And the ringtone that "adults cannot hear?" They can hear it, and its FUCKING irritating. Sounds like a mosquito that won't go away, stop whoring silence for money. And too bad for kids who spent money buying ringtones that claims adults cannot hear it, cos either you bought 1 minute of silence, or that you cannot hear it either: You need your MOM to tell you your phone is ringing.

I suspect that there be flames from anti lesbian groups and ringtone lovers, so i'll reply upfront: Ellen Degeneres is funny, and she has good taste in women, kudos to that. Ringtones that are irritating ARE irritating. Its the truth, and you people tried whoring that on TV. And you kids should stop spending your parents' money on trash.

Oright, i dunno how much does this constitute to freedom of speech and shit, but i SURE am fucking pissed, and i don't care how "immature" it builds up to, but i got steam to let out, and i'm sure its a good read in the end.

i logged onto messenger, and i saw a friend (not too sure about that now) D-chan logging in. to fill in, D-chan is a singaporean thrown to seattle to study. Well maybe not "thrown" since that she chose to go there, but 800 miles from home? That's a wee bit far now. First thing i noted her display pic, which seems sensible. Aren't those things meant to be seen? Otherwise, why put it? Everyone can be that dull, blue silhouette of a stickman. Fine, i glanced, and saw a black rod across a white sheet of paper. I was wondering what could that be, and was giggling when i thought of it as a dick. Seems funny, no? a possibly drum-stickish rod being a black man's dick (not a racist comment, i'm not a racing person.) so i dropped her a message about that thought.

29 hours i got a reply. I thought this was speed messaging? Anyway she told me its not, and so i chatted with her a while more, i commented that it looks like a black dick on a white scoresheet. then i drew a pic in msn (don't you? stop looking at me like that), and one more pot shot at the display pic. Just when i was going to switch topic, she started to get irritated and said that the joke was immature. That sure was nice. I make a joke and she gets angry. What's worse is she flares, and thinks she's in the right. Its a female trait, point taken, and guess what? Fuck to that.

And so she proceeds to tell me not everyone will take the jokes well, and that not to crack jokes that doesn't seem appropriate, and im not taking them in. I was so pissed over her inferration that i was immature, i spent 2 hours fucking her over about what she said. So we had an MSN fight, i was not romantically involved with her. Fucking hell. And we are 800 miles apart.

After all that ruckus(i decided not to put the chat log up cos im lazy. So fuck me.), she finally realized she did not put the right point across, and not i was immature. Fuck, my princess did not choose me out of other guys just because im immature, for fuck's sake. Oright, so i make jokes, but im not oblivious to comments about them. If you don't like it, you TELL ME, not "that was a bad joke". key word is YOU and DO NOT LIKE. you express these, not with some skirting statements. At least she apologized. So i calmed down. A little.

Note to all, if you are a friend, i will joke with you. If not, i won't even glance at you. Much less enemies, fuck you too.

And D-chan, if i forgot any detail, post em in. I can't remember much after i calmed down.

Got another pic done. This one is for an assignment, cos i cannot find any pics i like.

Comment, and flamers fuck off.

Epic movie singapore version sucked monkey balls.

Wastd $19.00 to watch a heavily censored version. That sure suited my taste.

and we are encouraged not to download free movies online. But we get less than what we paid for. After this wasted $19, its bittorrents forever.


Fuck censorship.

Been hanging out at Skywalker's place these 2 days. Been so relaxing that i forgot i got a fight with the China and Viet scholars. Damn damn damn.

i did come across some bloggable things. But i was too relaxed to remember to note them down so i'll do my best. One of the better ones was our discussion about pot. If you dunno what is pot, its the thing that boils soup in the kitchen. If you do, read on my stoned friend. Pot prevents cancer, as opposed to what's believed that it will cause lung cancer. And pot doesn't cause war. It only appeases it. That's why one certain country has a marijuana leaf on its flag. They love peace...

..its a maple leaf? Damn...

and quoting from Robin Williams, there has NEVER been an angry pot smoker. An Atomic Bong will bring celebration too.

We went shopping at FairPrice Xtra, which i found aptly named. Its a carrefour imitation. As locals go, si bei extra sia. Anyhow we were shopping for minced beef, and we found a pack that was packaged 23th Feb 2007. Now, we shopped at the 22nd, so YH-san, Skywalker and my friend, literally dropped it back like its an Ebola. no FUcKInG way im eating future meat, he said. I got to agree man.

We did a Matrix marathon just for the kick, and its matrix man. Now im kinda seeing this green hue wherever i look. damn. But i sure pity those kids who were too stoned to realize that its a fiction thing. I can dodge that bullet! There's no save point kiddo.

Finally finished Samurai champloo these 2 days. Kinda liked how it ended, as in it REALLY ended. Not left hanging like a dead toenail like Cowboy bebop did. But you gotta love Rap and Blues with samurai. Bad thing is now i start to associate rapping with the Bakumatsu. Yo yo yo Tokugawa~~ ashita wa inai yo yo yo~~ Don't comment on my jap now. Fuck you if you do. Its a rap. Its not supposed to make sense.

picked up maple again, i wonder why. Perhaps its so appealing to my tired mind. I saw WoW's rogue on a PvP rampage (That was YH-san's) and a 9Dragons Wu Tang dude slashing away (That was Skywalker's, and to any americans, stop tattooing pig ass rat face in chinese on your hand). But i still like throwing money away to blow. (throw cash for blow, hur hur hur). It WAS nice, until one dick came in to suck away my money. Fuck him. I was about to bl... nuke those badasses.

I think that about concludes it. Im sure there's going to be flames. Smoke pot people. And yeah i remember one more medical thingy. Girls, swallow if you blow. It reduces the chances of getting breast cancer. But if you still insist on throwing all that essence away, fine by me.

Fuck you flamers, fuck yourself good man.

Third day of the new year. I tried not to say fuck during new year, buti said shit, and i went on to say fuck, i said shit. Fuck.

Went to chalet on new year's day. Pretty neat, if not for the damn arcade closing early. Oh well, they didn't have KOFXI. Sacrilege. Anyone mentioned Firefox's spellchecker is pretty neat? Oh man, spellchecker didn't get accepted by firefox.

Mahjong was neat. xcept that i was the biggest loser. Paid my $12.60 as mahjong lessons (i thought that was steep until T-san came and told me he lost $40 to a noob.) Wootness. Went to princess's place to knock out. And yes, i slept like a drunk. Not a baby, cos im sure babies don't wake up with headaches.

today was visit aunt day. Visited her, got into a linguistic war with my cousin Yan-san. She sure dunno how to curry favour. Anyhow, its pretty good a year, And im supposed to start studying now.

Fuck it, shall we? im off to bed.

ITS NEW YEAR!!!

but im still rushing my damm lab. whee.

Mcdonalds called staying up for new years day to be shou ye. Now, for all you non chinese out there, that is something you do at a funeral. NOT on new year's eve. Now we know what macdonalds feel about their customers. Which is why Macdonalds have yet to set up a school, like MacDonalds JC.

Thinking of starting a fighting game, or maybe a fight amongst the idiots. Who knows. Who cares?

HAPPY NEW YEAR now people!

Valentine's is FINALLY over.

Busted my ass trying to finish a pressing assignment before it happens. That one failed.

Tried to get a gift before valentine's day struck, that one failed too.

Got a gift on valentines itself. That was pretty stiff cos it took quite a while.

Wandered in J8 with Princess, met a weird reporter who gave a $1 survey, and he took back that buck! That little..

Read some palmistry book. Apparently I am destined to meet another girl. However, i have been going against what's good for me all my life, so tis but another challenge.

Otherwise i may have to start burning off these damn lines on my hand.

Went home, knocked out, revived, and my desktop finally managed to show proper graphics! And i have a lot of anime to torrent, come to think of it.

Oh well fuck it. Work work.

Oright, the feedback for the artwork has been constructive, thanks you guys for the support! Of course, the bad flame was not included, but thanks all!

Its been a hectic 4 weeks and Chinese fucking new year is coming!! But i got my bloody midterms which means im going to hold a bloody book to relative's places. Damn, no mahjong and no blackjack. Im superstitious, so bite me.

Nothing to blog. Just wanted to thank all dudes and dudettes for the comments.

Im sleepy.


Very sleepy.


Fuck, self hypnotism is powerful.

Peace out.

ITS FUCKING DONE!! WHEEEEEEE!!!

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