Gotta LOVE sesame street!

Gotta love sesame street~



And how is Sesame street censored?

For those who dislike bikes because your hands are tied...



Lol back at ya.

Rhythm Tengoku Gold: My new happy drug.

Unfortunately, there aren't any nice recordings in Youtube about it so I'll have to plug this in instead.

Been posting rants on Facebook and it doesn't seem right to leave it there, so...

Stop the techno please!
Rant of the day: Why do people blast their music over their handphone wherever they go? And why is it always TECHNO? I know you're a replicate of the rest of the multiverse, but shut the music. Your existance is enough to irritate me, and now you announciate your existance.

and...

Sick of the Olympics
Give me back my TV shows already! One more note of interest: Is there REALLY a need for a soccer even when the most active sporting event is SOCCER? World cup: 4 years, Olympics: 4 years. World cup hosts: soccer, Olympics hosts: All the sporting events you don't give a shit about.

AND...

This looks good for a rant.
Why, people WHY, are the biggest fucks on this planet always the ones who stand on the yellow line just when the train is arriving? Right on the spot where it say "Please Give Way To Alighting Passengers"? Are they really asking for a swift kick down the tracks?


Yes I am an angry man. An unreasonable project can do that. Damn BenQ.

I don't know if i'm a retard for laughing at this, but...







Enjoy.

Well, Neko and Inu is very inactive, and I'm sad for it, but money before hobby, even though i wish to tie the both together.

Cleared Apollo Justice, and silly me, while trying to remove it from my Micro SD card, i deleted off my Tactics A2 save file. Back to scratch, or fuck it, I'll just use the cheats to get to where I left off. Or maybe more, I dunno. If you cheat, may as well all the way.

Finishing all the loose ends, and finally seeing the light!

And i'm still fighting off a cold. These things keep coming back, like ants on the trail for death.

Brain drain.

Cleared phoenix wright 2 and 3 on the DS. Got a bunch of RPG games and I dun even feel like playing on FFTA2. For some reason. Cleared the Castlevania titles too. I hate getting the best skill like, 3 rooms before the boss room. Why the fuck leave it there in the first place?

Currently recovering from a persistant cold. And now, rushing all the deadlines.

Fuck cold.

Back from Sentosa. Supposed to go there to attend a wedding. Princess-sama's sister's, in fact. More than a wedding, we went there to get hustled by that bitch of a woman. Wait, oxymoron, hold on. Anyhow. wedding at sentosa. Supposed to be granduer and impressive, right? Why is it I don't feel impressed? Perhaps its the bride bring a total bitch. Maybe it's because I dun like how i saw the bride treating her blood mother. Worse, much worse, than treating her in-laws. SHE even CALLED her IN LAWS daddy and mommy. Like a fucking teddy Rookspin bear. They wince, she runs to her feet. Her OWN BLOOD MOTHER says something, she readily stops her.

Im bad at blogging the entire thing, perhaps its because I get angry as i type and lose focus at where I'm driving, but to the Groom (Steven, yes, I'm revealing names.), good luck. 6 years of practice isn't going to help.

Got my fucking DS at last. Well, the NDS itself is readily available. Its the card reader for reading a Micro SD card that's fucking hard to find. The only place i managed to get it is somewhere in Admiralty, and I cannot disclose the place too, lest the shop suddenly gets raided.

But I finally fucking got it! Don't ask why didnt I get a PSP instead. I don't wanna be stuck playing Metal Slug and Monster Hunter on my train rides. Even COOKING FUCKING MAMA seems more interesting then.

Mental block.

Mental fucking block.

I want my DS.

Been playing Cabal these days (DUAL TRANSCENDER! WOOO!) And managed to pwn/get pawnt, so its still pretty cool. But there's just one fucking thing with this game:

Why does the sound effects seem like something you'd expect from a 70's game?

Zombies, do NOT sound like marshmellows when slapped with a KATANA. And I don't APPRECIATE zombies SWINGING like an IDIOT when I'm pummelling him into the ground. That's right, ESTsoft, I'm talking about bad animating and lack of asthetics here. When a zombie (fuck, its a rotting corpse) swings a hammer, I'm VERY SURE he doesn't have to swing it 720 degrees like a fucking baby on cocaine. And if he does, I expect something to FLY OFF. Either MY head or ITS fucking arm. If you want to imitate WoW, please GO ALL THE FUCKING WAY.

Guess that's the rant of the day.

As I play online games, there's this particular group of people I REALLY want to slap. Good and proper, across their ear, and hopefully their BRAINS fly STRAIGHT out of the other.

People. Who. Want. To. Play. The. Best. Class.

You know who I'm talking about. Idiots who post in forums "SORRY I WANT TO KNW WICH CHAR IS THE BEST IN THE GAME PLS GIV COMMENTS THX!"

As if that doesn't highlight their stupidity enough, they follow up with "THX ANY MORE COMMENTS?"

Want comments? Here's mine: someone who doesn't know what is the meaning of CHOICE deserves to get a good Kick, a slap aimed directly at his EYEBALL, and pushed into a monitor screen and have the word SKILL branded directly into his brain. Physically. MMOs were designed such that every character has his GOODS and his BADS. Asking for a God character is simply masturbation that lasts a year.

Better still, there are helpful people that tell them what class to try. Those Craniumrectumia patients return with " SUX. I KEEP GETTING PWNT NAD THIS CHAR IS WEAK. ANYONE FEEL THE SAME WAY????"

I feel you should stop playing with your DICK in your HAND. That way, you might run away FASTER so you won't get KILLED. Its your lack in SKILL that's shaming whatever character class you're playing, DNR Flesh. Grey's Anatomy fans will know how WORTHLESS such idiots are in life.

I feel bad not publicizing this earlier, but its really a video that will transcend time and space. Enjoy.

Like it or not, one more.

Your Rising Sign is Capricorn

Old fashioned and conservative, you carry yourself with dignity. You have a tough exterior, and you can be intimidating when you want to be. Hard working and ambitious, you can survive in the most cut throat work enviroments. Outside of work, you are a true friend to everyone in your small inner circle. You may have had a difficult time earlier in life. Capricorns are late bloomers and you may be coming into your own right now.

What's Your Rising Sign?

Shut up. I like these damn things.

There's a Chance You Could Be Violent

Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.

Could You Be Violent?

Yep, one of those "What am I" quizzes. Enjoy.

You Are a Auditory Learner

You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well. You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music. You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star!

What's Your Learning Style?

You Are the Ace of Diamonds

You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things. You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught. You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality. A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip. While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous. A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on. A gamble you should take: Sports betting Your friends would describe you as: Captivating Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband

What Playing Card Are You?

Lateblog, but I bought 8 shirts (GAP, OMG!) 2 Puma sweaters and a long pants. In a day.

Imagine me lugging one BIG bag of clothing like a pirated CD seller walking thru Ang Mo Kio. I don't even dare to take the MRT home later on.

All for $83. Yup, its a factory reject store. But the GAP shirts were damm comfy.

And why did i spree? Cos i was pissed. Fucking pissed. Details shall be omitted, and I bought bird's nest too. Just to ease the family tension.

Damm its good to have money. Pity I'm severely lacking of it now.

Innovation just gets better and better. These will really rock your day.

A lot of people asked me about the betrayal i posted in msn (Thank you all people who cared. God bless you awesome people.) And so i thought i should narrate the entire thing here.

2 weeks ago, the storybook assignment commenced. But the number of things to hand in was holymotherfathersonofamachinegun many. So one bitch called M**i decided that we should research over the story in order to make a good children's story. Hello. Children read ANY shit. Its the DRAWINGS that matter. She decides to go against my view, flare up, and leave. Moments later, she found another group. Wao, well done. If you are shit, admit it. So she left. Then the other one (I will refrain from calling her a bitch cos she bothered to apologize. But she's still marked) decided that she should find herself a group too. And another plit second, she finds a group and im left stranded all alone. Well done there. If this is war, i would have just scored 2 headshots straight.

So i found myself in a group with Carol, Daniel, Malikah and Michelle. All of a sudden, getting an A+ had a severe increase in probability. Carol was good with intuition, paperwork and morale, Michelle was good with colouring (Thank GOD), Malikah was good with documentation, and Daniel had a great sense with layout. Talk about a match made in heaven. And then, the laugh was on those two(one bitch and one....one). Michelle looked like Cookie, the protagonist of the book, as well. So tempting to make her cosplay. =) If you peeps are reading this, its been fun working with you guys. With all honesty.

And if those two (one bitch, one... one) are reading, WHO'S LAUGHInG NOW?! Betrayal never has a good reward.

Aftermath: M**i's groupmates are complaining how LITTLE she contributed to the whole project. Well done there Bitch. You should be glad they didn't decide to report you for contributing ZERO to the project, even though I egged them to go on. No point helping a betrayor.

Luke once said something to me that SHATTERED 20+ years of brainwashing regarding cigarettes.

Ever since young we were told cigarettes was bad, it causes lung cancer *gasp!* and breathing problems *GASP!* and low sperm count *OMG!!*.

Problem is, nicotine helps prevent Alzhemiers. And Parkinsons.

Now my question: Do you wanna die STUPID? Or die BREATHLESS?

Knives for Guns! Takes a real man to take up the deal!

The MTV that took quite a lot of time, but overall its worth the watch for its laugh value. Help rate this if you find it ridiculous enough.

Something i helped out with Way. Give it a watch if you wan dry humour. Its pretty direct.

Dammit. Im struggling to finish this ray tracer shiet and boy am I hooked to Perfume.

The song group. They actually have quite a kick ass voice. I'll try to get streaming links to get you guys hooked too. Alternatively, you can visit NekoAndInu for a song I posted there.

Yes, I'm lazy.

Took this off Qiang's blog so I just did it and yes Qiang, it IS fucking stupid.

You Are An INFP

The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards. You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings. At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak

What's Your Personality Type?

Follow up.

Next fucking day after I post my rant, I saw this fucking gay boy near my block. With polka dot jacket and a fUCKING TIGHT PANTS. And he somehow hints he ain't gay. Uh-uh, gay boy. You are Gay, and its written all over you.

Polka dots. Ain't. Right. Kids, stop thinking you're trendy by dressing gaily.

Few things I hate in life. One of them is aunties in public transport.

Why, man, WHY do they board the bus as though there are sabertooth tigers out for saggy breasts? Is there a NEED to rush up the bus even though there are a MILLION places on the bloody ride? Fine, I'll let you take my seat, so STOP FUCKING STEPPING ON MY FLIP FLOPS.
MRTs, whoa let's not even get STARTED on that. They rush in like there was GOLD ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. Worse still, they SQUEEZE, like there was some sumo competition going on, and it was a free for all killfest. Good fucking grief, STOP. THAT. DISGUSTING. BEHAVIOUR. So you don't get a seat, big deal. You all CLAIM you are YOUNG and HEALTHY, yet you bitches refuse to let up your seat to the SICK, PREGNANT, ELDERLY and DISABLED. FUCK you and your 18 year old talk. If you are a bitch auntie, you DESERVE your bulldog jowls and FUCK YOU you deserve to die young.

Another thing I have grown to dislike. Boys, guys, males, carrying PVC bags and big ass girl bags. I understand the need for women to hold bags large enough to carry their house with them, cos they wanna look nice in front of us dudes, and I'm appreciative of their efforts. But what do guys need those huge ass bags for? UZIS?! OR YOU'RE SHAGGING SO MANY ASSES YOU NEED A HUGE BAG OF LUBRICANT?! Those are for the WOMEN. PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, let the girls have something EXCLUSIVE for once. Just because they wear our pants doesn't mean we have to CARRY THEIR BAGS. And PVC, holy shit. Why man why do you wanna hold something so retrogirl? I don't FUCKING care if it looked good on your sister, it's not an icon of MASCULINITY. If you say its in vogue in Taiwan, let me tell you something: THOSE GAYS HAVE GOT YOU GOOD. Not in the sense that "Taiwan is gay", hell no. I mean the homosexuals in Taiwan. They start a trend, and YOU of all people had to follow it, and say it's fashion. Let me see you jump off a cliff when Scientology starts their ritualistic suicides. So DITCH. THOSE. BAGS. It's for girls and I'm sure society is happy with it.

Another thing associated with that would be those tight pants. Ever since Eddie Murphy wore those Delirious pants, they vanished for a while. For good reason. Because. We. Have. Nutsacks. Guys who wear them thinking its fashionable, let me tell you something. They ARE for women to show off your legs. And women dun give a SHIT about your legs. They want CHESTS, not SLINKS. And if you have to rely on Viagia in future, you deserve it. WEAR BAGGIER PANTS ALREADY.

That's about it. The rants of the month.

Product review: Coca cola Zero.

Conclusion: Tastes exactly like its name. And i bought it because I didn't see what i was pressing on that damm machine. Darn fingers. 0/100 for the coke light imitation.

I dyed my hair brown and gold. Everyone had the tendency to ask me "What did you do to your hair?"

It's damn obvious I dyed and cut it, but everyone had to ask it like it was some ridiculous phenomenon. So I tend to reply "Oh a bucket of paint dropped on my head and it stayed that way ever since."

C'mon.

This one really rocked my world. To think CHILDREN watch this shit!

"We played with each other's BALLS yesterday, didn't we?"
"Has everyone got out their twangers already?"
"Oh, I have got a big RED one."

Gawd this really rocked. Innuendo so thick even lawyers lose on this one.

Quote of the moment:

Pornography is simply peeping across time and space. And your victims know.

Enough said.

This is some random thought so I'm putting it here instead of NekoandInu.

Say what you like. I fucking hate to hear people make that noise. Its the logical equivalent of "Chop off my head and pee down my throat please."

Webpage.... taking... too damm long.... argh...

I've finally decided to set up a blog page to post comic strips in this new year. Its slipshot to post it in Blogger, yes i know, but who cares? Hope you will find it funny. The URL is: nekoandinu.blogspot.com

It's been on my MSN nick for quite a while, but i may as well make it a footprint.

https://integral.nus.edu.sg/ui/allmod.homepage


Not a leak, but close. NUS dudes can use this to see if you passed your modules. Most will just see it and go "yaay", but for probability worriers like me, seeing that "ST2131" printed there just make me wanna go naked and yell "HALLELUJAH" or something like that.


...D... ><

Been a while since i blogged. Could be because i've been trying to motivate myself to finish the website for Mai in a day. Could be because i've been trying to get to lvl 130 on maple. Finally, after being looked down upon, my useless Chief bandit has become a Shadower, able to mutilate all those puny monsters, and my life has once again been put to waste.

lvl 129 now and its 5am. No, its 6am.





I'm so fucked.

This one really made my day. So many one liners in one clip.



SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!

A search thru wiki gave me what i want, and some humour.

Change the world, eh? It's a start.

A pile of wood i saw outside the Engineering block, or near there. One look, and i name it "Noah's First Prototype".



Am i right, or am i right?

I forgot to take a picture of the rest of the vending machine, but you should get the joke. This machine is sitting in NUS Science fac.



Pantang Singaporeans and their superstitions!

I saw this scene when i was going to pee. And no its not a dick joke, but close.



Previously they tell us to aim before we shoot, in order to have a clean toilet, and now there are posters to distract us.

I'm peeing straight onto the floor now.

Something you DO NOT want to see while taking a dump in the toilet.



I dunno what the fuck they are observing, but it better not include me taking a dump in the fucking toilet!!

I dunno which i'm more pissed off about: my abilities or the amount of pressure i face.

I just read TxxLxxx's blog, and i REALLY dun wanna sign up to post a comment, and since he RSS'ed my blog to his page, i guess he will see it so i'll post it here anyway.

If i don't know, i really don't know. Not that i dun wanna do it, but if i can't find the answer and i can't think of it, i will fucking highlight it. I don't like throwing my teammates to DIE, but if i can't fucking do it, i try to find a solution but don't fucking say im fucking lazy to do fucking it.

If you think its a fucking excuse so be it.

Oh yeah just to add on, i don't work at your fucking pace so if you wanna rush the 9am train go on ahead. AND, I don't fucking work at an extreme pace. I'm not as good as you seem. I got problems with maths already. I'M FUCKING STRUGGLING MAN.

I’m tagged by TM-kun, who was tagged Tada-chan, and so I'm breaking from writing Annotated biblographies. Here's what I need to do...

Rules and Regulations:
1) Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves.
2) People who get tagged needs to write in their blog of their own weird things as well and state the rules clearly.
3) In the end, you'll select 5 people to be tagged and list their names.

Here goes:

Weird thing 1) I hate morons. Reason being they fuck everything up. And i'm not emphatic towards their kind.

number 2) I like coke. A lot. VERY lot. Hey, its pure HP potion man.

number 3) I swear at anyone that pisses me off. Even if they look weird. Cos, well, they deserve it, for not looking at a fucking mirror.

number 4) I dislike haircuts, nor combing of hair. What a waste of time to arrange something that gets messy at the trigger of God's hairblower.

number 5) I don't like reading other people's blogs, even though i write one. If someone wants to tell me how they are, they will. Updating myself via friends' blogs will take 28 hours. Then when i meet them, what's news become olds. No point.

number 6) I don't like to pub. Not that i hate to socialise, but weird thing Number 1 is still in effect, and so pubbing increases the chances of meeting morons. BY A LOT. I shit you not on this.

And to tag... I'll decide later.

Something that Dolcie-chan showed me before. Funky shiet.

GIRLY MAN MAN MAN MAN~

A song that reminds me of my courtship days with my Hime-sama. She dedicated it to me, by the way.



She fucking hates me~~~ lalalaLAA~~

A random idea i had last friday, put to digita. Edited the idea further to bring the idea across more. The title is "Sex or Love".


Sex anyday, man.

www.angels.com.sg

This is one page I'd call suspicious. First of all they're recruiting, but they prefer people with a good body. Dude, its a fucking phone operator job. What will a good body do? Let people HEAR a good pair of tits? Second, its $3500 a MONTH. For a phone operator job, its afucking high. And third, you can meet someone special. Sure you can, its a dating on the go job? Sounds to me like you gotta fuck your boss to be "special". Probably that's where the "nice body" part comes in.

Plus, this webpage sucks. Bad navigation, bad interactivity, sounds to me like this site is scamming for sex. Beware this gig, girls, or guys who are going for it.

Fuck Odex, though I'm not updating myself with that issue: I might just go and set fire to their office.

Today finally met Maisey. She's not as bad as she says herself to be, though she sounds more mature online... =X Settled her website specs and now to do it. But before that, I think i'll just chill a little...

Projects are rolling in! Wooo! i'm so dead so this blog will be too. For now. Don't worry, vids will come on when i find some.

FUCK ODEX. FUCK FUCK FUCK THEM.

DON'T BUY ODEX SUBS.



I-san showed this to me, and talk about a quality syncro dance.

FUCK ODEX

I'm still pissed!



Japanese tetris. You don't need to know Japanese to laugh at this: It just makes this funnier.

FUCk ODEX

Its off topic, but I'm still pissed. Meanwhile, Its DR TRAN!!



He has a Ph'd in KICKING YOUR ASS!

ODEX can burn in hell for their trashing about in the shitpit.

First they COPY off fan subs and sell it. Fan subs, subbed by people who don't earn a CENT for their work, and decorate it beautifully and add tidbits of information to make the anime easier to watch, and ODEX had the NERVE to copy it, albeit 45% of it, and SELL it. Motherfucking SELLING it. AND ITS STILL OF SHIT STANDARDS! Even SHIT has grades.

Then, they try to sub it themselves. Result? TOTAL. SHIT. I rather spend time torrenting quality fan subs than spend good money buying shit. And ODEX BLAMES fan subs for their drop of sales. If they play the blame game, sorry, shithole, you're getting the short end of the stick and taking a long walk off a short pier. Look at which hole you're poking at before you stick your face into it.

Now, to make their money roll in more, those motherfuckers are HARVESTING IP addresses to find people to sue. RANDOM people, including a 9 year old, just because they prefer quality pieces of work to a useless group of monkeys translating Japanese into Engrish.

Now, i call out to all: BOYCOTT ODEX ANIMES. Shitty subs, HORRIBLE quality, and SLOW releases, stop paying for useless goods. Support the free fan subs instead. GIVE CREDIT TO WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.

Read more here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odex's_actions_against_file_sharing

And as a summary, as well as a move to support local talent:


FUCK ODEX.

Quotes that I have thought up and/or heard over the past few days:

- "Reason and Excuse sounds similiar, but they are not. Reason is backed by Violence, whereas Excuse doesn't. That's why parents speak REASON and children speak EXCUSES." 2 days ago.

- "School is fucked up lately. They teach the basics of bullying, violence, extortion, gangsterism and threatening. They make you meet their demanding requests without complaints, they carry out acts of pain should you disobey, they want you to pay again and again despite you paying for your school fees already, teachers gang up together to bully students, and you're given the threat of expulsion, suspension and parent meetings should you go against their "rules"." today.

- "METEORRRR STORMMMM!!!!!!!" later of today.

- "Speakers on a bicycle? Next thing we know, there's going to be laptops on bikes so people can surf and bike." Not that funny, but i leave it here anyway.

- "It has been announced that technology has allowed people to have computers on their cars so they can check their mail on the go. Looks like they forgot why reading SMSes while driving is a criminal offence." Somewhere today.

- "Killing him doesn't even amount to murder. It's just a very late abortion." Got this one from Venture Brothers, but its the best insult to slam on any losers out there.

I'll add more when i feel like it.

I"M SCREWED.

Why do i say that?

CS4213: Game development. I dropped Visual communication, which i bidded for 1000 points, and took up this EXTREME module. One point to note that I was the one who drove the pointage up to 1000. Guess 14 other people were wondering why they spend an extra 400 points getting a simple module now.

Then there's ST2131, probability. First lecture made m cry. Why? The old man was MUTTERING. INTO THE MIKE. Now I'm not a microphone specialist, but I'm sure those devices were made to AMPLIFY sounds. If even that device of ultimate amplification fails to louden him, Nothing will. Maybe when his crotch is on fire. To make things worse, he writes on a whiteboard to a 300 strong cohort in a Lecture Theatre, with the projector shining on his words. Common sense is an Uncommon trait. Fucking hell.

NM2101, theories of new media was ok i guess. I got lost when the dude jumped to Alien: the movies. What the hell do they have in common? Movies spread propaganda? Wait, that made sense. Look at the Ch 8 shows now. Touche.(Yes i know the e has to have the tick on it, and fuck you too.)

The rest is too depressing to type out, mainly because i havent attended the lessons. WOOOOOOOOOOO DIE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

THIS i gotta post.

I applied to have ads on this blog. After a few days i received this message:

Hello Goh,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:

- Inappropriate language

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Further detail:

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My first response? FUCK OFF!

Well, looks like Google don't condone honesty. Ah well, all ads don't too. Viagra and such.

Today's lunch at Sakae has been shitty. No other word in this universe can describe their food. The sushi was machine pressed, their fish has been fairly ok if it was served 3 days ago, and their tea somehow suppresses appetite. Wao, what a thing to happen when I am there for a buffet.

Anyhow, we tried the udon (kitsune) that came with the buffet. Big mistake. It fills you up and taste like flour in sugar water and soy sauce. Fucked up. The rest of the sushi had rice that was rocky. I do believe cooked rice loses their rock hard properties. And the fucking thing was SQUaRE! Such perfection from a hand rolled sushi.
And dessert was watermelon that had a blood red colour. I thought only freshly cut mammals have such red? What the fuck have they been making their watermelons out of?

The best was the cashier. 5 schoolgirls do not know about something called service charge and GST, and have chalked their bill over $20. So me and my Hime-sama waited. Its the polite thing to do. But of all the monstrosities that had to cross my path, it had to be an Uncommon Singaporean: Cuts queues, be bigots, and are fucking scared to be responsible for what they done. I say uncommon, because they exist, but not in endangered amounts. This pair cut in front of me, and claimed to be first. What was worse is that the cashier was so fat, that her eyelids cannot hold open to see that they cut my fucking queue, and deemed them first. I glared at the bitches, but they daren't look back. Typical. Go suck some fat man's dick and report to Lucifer, bitches. I was resisting myself from making a scene, because I was -this- close to vent my displeasure and get a free meal. Yeah I'm Singaporean too, so what?

Sakae? Suck Ass, Kiss About Anything, bitches. Support Good food, deny Sakae of expansion. By the way, this branch is at Bishan. Say "NO" to bad food, worse cashiers and Uncommon Singaporeans. Burn in hell, bitches.

P.S. The waitress that served us deserves commendation though. Forgot her name though. My bad.

Right. I haven't been critisizing what i have seen lately so i believe i should say my piece. Phin in maple said about Xia Xue blogging about 10 most disgusting bloggers around, and despite her not having high marks in my scoreboard, Steven Lim being in her list gets my approval. He's getting a little too fruity already. Shouldn't the SPCA do something like put him to sleep already?

What, he's a human? DaaaMMMMmnnnn.

Anyhow, I was on the newer SBS buses and i noticed the handle bars being a little groovy. Not the funky groovy, but the bar isn't straight. VERY weird for something that prevents you from falling due to inertia. Anyhow i noticed a bell at the bottom of the groovy pole (great for pole dancing EXTREME, btw) and can't help but wonder: How the fuck does SBS think the wheelchair bound get on the bus?

First of all, yes there is that fulcrum, lift, something that elevates, whatever you wanna call it. I'm sure they will enjoy spending hours trying to move their wheelchair off the STEPS that are at the BUS STOP already. And risk rolling out onto the road and break even MORE limbs.

Secondly, how much space is there on the fucking bus for these wheelchair bound? I seen commuters play Twister on the same spot that sits one wheelchair. Are you sure people will be HAPPY about it? And how many wheelchair bound does SBS intend to ferry, ONE?? What are they going to say to the second one? "I'm sorry, but you'll have to STAND this one out??"

Last of all, the bus floor is SLOPING. TOWARDS THE FUCKING DOOR. Simple form of euthanasia?? Take the ride of your life baby.

Needless to say, I have never seen those buttons being pressed. So much for being considerate for the handicapped. Next they are going to have Braille signboards for blind people to SEE where they are heading.

Been a slack holiday. Withdrew from X-kun's website cos i feel i'm not meeting up to his standards. Then there's mike-san's drawings to finish so i better get to those. Maple was starting to pick up some interest, now that the guild is more involved in questing together. But somehow, i was picked to nuke the boss alone. Daammn. Oh well. 1 mil hp ain't any trouble for me. Im a PRO. *snigger snigger*

Other than that, no main events. Now waiting for FOW i guess.

Just a picture i took while waiting for the bus. Apparently, the roads are too boring and one biker decides to challenge any pedestrians to walk in his path.

Just a song i found nice.

EMERGA CAMP IS OVER!

It has been a swell 4 days, and erm... i had to put X-kun aside because of this camp, and he doesn't seem very happy. Anyhow i went there to be an emcee, but ended up becoming a handy man, helping out here and there... First day was mass interact games, where, as the name suggests, mass interacting took place.

second day was more games and there was a counterstrike seem alike game of tag, which nearly erupted into a battle field. Me and H-kun, however, just went around with a cliche hip thrusting walkabout. Not many details, yes i know, but I never liked writing essays...

Then it was campfire. Campfire, well, i forgot its standards, but the campfire this time round was a little short on something, i can't put my finger to it. But the atmosphere is still great. My only lament, no human sacrifice.

Beach games, the game of sunburn where the objective of those games is to not get wet. I got wet. damn. and sunburnt. I got backstabbed with a water bomb too. damm.

Finale night, which is really a dinner and floor show. I was the floor show as emcee. Feedback was that I'm good, but the games need better planning. oh well. I AM an amateur after all. so, no complaints there.

And now, i am still worn out, and have IPPT later on. Sounds very vague, i know. Cos im still pretty tired too. I can;t even throw sarcasm into this post. Cos im still tired.

Older news, but its still funny. High time they put that schizo kid behind pads.

Mars is amazing~~!

Old news, but still forever a good laugh.

"The nigga tried to kill my FATHAAA!!"

From kotaku.net, this is one sad event.... turned happy! Reminds me of what GQ-san always say: Benny Hill's Yakkatty Sax can make 911 look like a comedy.

Historians tell us what happened before.

Changed one of the songs i like to Melty blood by Raito. Can't find that damn song wherever. dammit.

Working on a webby with X-kun. Since he threw me an opportunity, there's no way i can pass on that.

Back to work.

1 A, a suite of Bs and a D+ for my fucking maths! that was the summary of my report card this sem.

A for Operating systems! I was surprised. How on Earth did i get A for the hardest lvl 2 module? No matter, this licenses me to fuck anyone that says Linux>>>Microsoft, cos its not. Fuck off.

D+ for maths, can't complain. Its fucking irritating to repeat this Satanic module.

B+ for Design of interactive media. Erm... Guess not presenting in class costed me an A.

B for Computing and Society. Wow. But i refuse to spam for an A, so i get B. Fuck you spammers.

B- for Computer Graphics. How the hell? But it was pretty out of this world so fuck it.

And as a bonus:


Ignore the fact he's cross dressing and watch.

Ok, so im slothing in the house. I do not wish to get a job currently, except web design offers. I slogged through the sem for 4 FUCkIng MONTHS. And now i just want a break. I want to stop myself from jumping out of the fucking window. Is there a problem? Must I slog for the next 3 months indefinitely for money? Is it a must?

Now my sister gives me the "fuck" look. Let's see.... If she wants to even think of herself as superior, she better get a degree, a boyfriend and some As to begin. Otherwise, i will step on your fucking clothes and be a bastard brother, just the way you wanted it.

First, Virginian Tech Massacre. Then China girl gets violently stripped.

Now, many "experts" are blaming games for deluding people's senses. This "blasphemy" is causing people to be unable to differentiate reality and virtual. Please, one stupid dick who claims that video games causes violence is enough. Forgot his name, its some stupid prick that never touched video games before. If that particular prick actually came to read this, please, go suck somebody's dick and leave your name here. I want the whole world to laugh at you. Oh I'm sorry, everyone is already laughing at you.

First of all, No. Video games provide enjoyment and i'm very certain there is no "How to kill a real person" option in GTA: San Andreas. Pressing X and A will NOT twist somebody's head off in reality. Oh it does? Twist my head off with that X-Box controller, underwear stain.

Second of all, instead of looking at what they do, why not look at what they think? The reason mentally ill people play video games is because it gives solitude.I love playing games because it gives me detachment from the horrible reality of people cheating each other, people trying to climb up the corporate ladder, people trying to con one another, people rushing their asses off for paper that can buy more useless paper. if virtual reality teaches me murder in a "A idiot's guide" fashion, i do think i deserve to try it out in this harsh reality. Seems to me reality teaches me more shit than virtual does. Virtual reality will need 5 terrabytes to contain reality. ESPECIALLY how to kill a person, 365 ways.

Third of all, blaming games for humanity's failure to cure mental retardness is escapism. Wait, wasn't it the same idiots who said "Escapism isn't healthy to the mind"? I see a contradiction here... Something is fucked up here. Games to escape is bad, but games as a reason for medical failure? People spent lifetimes in reality to solve this DNA defect. I think it doesn't help.

For fuck's sake, "Experts", stop looking at games as a reason for mental retardation. Focus on the problem already. You spend billions on medical cures and psychological therapies. Did you dickweeds launder the money or you conveniently redirected your failure in theories to games? Look at it this way: Games help you find the failures in life. Use it to your advantage, alright?

Did another poster. A long overdue project. finished nevertheless.

Blogger just got a whole lot weirder, now that i decided to post a post. Hur hur... Post a post. Anyway, i was bored throughout the exam season, so i wrote an FAQ for the Thief class in MapleStory.

Thread is here: http://forums.playpark.net/showthread.php?t=4085

And i put a poll in it just to see what kind of people are in there.

Question: Any problems with this guide?

Results so far:
Nope, none at all. It's well enough already! 14 35.00%
It's too wordy! 7 17.50%
It doesn't help my problem! 1 2.50%
I can't understand your standard of English! 1 2.50%
There needs to be a table of contents. 4 10.00%
The content is outdated! 1 2.50%
Just Sticky it ******! 8 20.00%
I'm voting this choice to **** around with you. 4 10.00%
Voters: 40.

I was laughing my ass off when i saw the one vote for not understanding my English. You gotta applaud for the guy's honesty, but hey, i put that choice as a way to laugh at people.
Some people find it too wordy. Those are the people who will fall prey to legal traps and documents. Read the fine print, idiots. Gold is hidden in the crevices that no one has stepped to before.
Many agree it is good, that is heartening. At least there are people who understand my standard of English.
4 people decided to fuck around with me. Oh well, they are the people who will make breakthroughs in our society, so i got no qualms with them.

Yeah, my first rant after so long.

Last friday rocked too. Mahjong with the 2 evil people (T-kun and L-kun). Evil, Evil people. But P-chan lost the most so i cannot bitch about that. =D

Oright. dunno what to blog already. Signing out.

Oright that's the last that crossed my path. What to great way to tell a woman your length.

Shit, these things keep coming! Now this one is a little more unique.

Laughing my ass off this one, even though the humour idea is pretty cliche.



Ouch.

Motorists that signal left and turn right, its a very scary breed to leave rampant into the streets. They signal, and then run straight into people. Fuck you crazy motorists. If you cannot signal, fucking yell or get off the streets.

People who drive, why the fuck do you leave the beamlights on? I understand the fear of not seeing people that walk in front of your car, but I'm sure the beam plays a part in blinding the people, and so that they will walk right into your car.

And if you want to show how bright your beam is, why not go all the way and get one of them floodlights? Or are you afraid of vampires coming in front of your car? Your measly beam is not going to fry them anytime.

One of the major causes of night time car accidents come from these ignorant beam blasting idiots. If you're one of them, may you be strapped to a chair with a floodlight in your face. See how you like it.

And TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!

Vulgarity is not cool, if used by kids.

If you are 17, and not knowing how ugly vulgarities can make you, do me a favour. Speak proper English. If you want to swear, swear appropriately. If there's a hair in your soup, saying "VAGINA" in dialect just isn't going to cut it.

CHEE BYE LA WAITER!!
"I'm sorry, but there is no vagina in the soup."

If we can use body parts as a profanity, then i'll use other parts of the body and it will work the same. Like HAIR.

TAO MENG LA WAITER!!
"I'm very sorry, I'll change the soup."

Seems to me that it will work better.

So, kids who just spit out vulgarities thinking it makes them cool, Shut up and fuck off.

Before you click play, remember that these are JOKES. Stop chastising me about Jesus after this.



a Quote i heard from friend B-kun that is very interesting.

B-kun:
u noe what day my friend say
there is no god
den i say
i cant smell god cant touch god cant see god cant hear god
correct not

Me:
yup

B-kun:
den i say to him again
i cant feel smell ur brain cant touch ur brain cant taste ur bain cant hear ur brain cant see ur brain
but im asuming u got a brain

The reason why richard Pryor is number one on the top 100 stand up comdedians of all time. MAcho man~~~

Was at home yesterday trying to get my ass up for school. So my TV was on Channel U. There was this korean show that was going to be aired that night called "Don't give up, kym soon" or something like that, because i dun give a fuck.

So on channel U, it was one advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement, one shampoo advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement. By the 10th time i saw that advertisement, i was convinced that the "kym soon" show is rubbish and should not watch it. Because if they should whore it like so, its not very good at all. Pure mind control.

My word is: Don't watch whored stuff.

Maybe its time to delete older posts.

...

But then, a diary is for archiving my life anyway.

Today walked through AMK hub, and mused about sirens: Why the hell are they made to sound like babies shrieking? From young, baby crying has been a sound hardwired to the human brain as an indication for attention. But havent people in the Army realised that men will relate that to their kids? "Oh damn, the kid is crying again. Wait, no, that's not my kid, the enemy is here! Where's my gun?!"

And you don't want people going home and scream to their kids "STOP WAILING! THE ENEMY'S GONEE!!!"

Saw an old man almost got brushed by a bus. The old man cursed at the bus. Problem was, the old man was walking on the curb beside the bus stop. On the curb was a VERY BRIGHT yellow line drawn and designed to alert people about this damger. My thinking: You skirt with death, you get what you perversed for. Bitch.

Accompanied Hime-sama to pay her bills at the AXS machine. It was normal. The offer that was shown on the screen wasn't. It said: Sign up now and get a free 3 month Accidental Death policy worth $5000. So, if a Singaporean should sign up, should he go out straight to get himself killed for the $5000? And why have a coupon on something that you can never refund for yourself? "Wooo! $5000! KREEEEEE BANG!!"

"$5000! WOOO!!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~allythechatbot/

While doing research for my blog assignment (murder. Sheer murder. I hate reading through 300 useless sites...) i found a girl named ally. She sure is smart. Try replying to her every statement with "porn".


Went through friendster because i was bored. Turns out someone posted a "girl dies while having sex" bulletin. Its a chain mail (no not chainmail, Chain Mail!) and on it was "Hi i am a 14 year old girl. I have no face. If you see me you will die."

Erm.... Dumbass? And sucks be to the people who believed it too.

A topic i saw on BlogTV.sg, a TV show about blogs. I tried posting my views, but apparently i was too vulgar for them. (Actually its an IP ban, but I'm being sensitive here...)

Are kids growing up too fast now?

Kids now grow fast, but their mental age aren't catching up as well. You see, when we say grow up, we really mean that the kid has grown out of his transformers and now is ready to build a REAL thing, or something close. But the kids we say that grows up too fast is not speaking like he should. They have their views, point taken, but it is not coming through their point of view. It is more of "Read off the internet, paraphrase, regurgitate."

I personally find not only the Internet, but material accessable to them inflates their ego, such as comics, shows that features children saving the world, MMORPGS, and similiar material. They personify the user/reader as a superhero, and a kid's mind, being so malleable, absorbs that fact well. Grown ups have reality hardwired into their nerve system so we are resistant to that fact. And when kids know themselves as "The One", any advice we give them goes down either into their colon, or they hide in in their "Do-Not-Touch" section of their brain.

Kids have more access to knowledge, just that their mindset isn't ready to handle it. Nor absorb it. Not even to process or learn from it. At all.

What are YOUR views?

This is SOMETHING i GOT to post.

Recently i visited mapleforum's fanart section. Some of the artwork astounded me. They were magnificent. Perfect as they seem, though, some of them have glaring mistakes, and yet people are going "OMG YOU ROXORZZZZZ". Fuck off. If its bad, its bad. Admit it fucktards.

So i decided to post my views outright. No harm being honest i thought. (I was wrong btw. Singaporean kids have *oh such THIN* prides.)

Here's where it started, from my comment on a user called "Sweet_Potato":

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=23 (I'm CruInsanDr, as you may have guessed)

So it seemed promising. She reacted well to the critism, and i posted things that she can work forward to. Then as a form of respect, i thought i should post one of my own:

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=24

Her first comment? "It's not proportional wor~~"

First was that noobGlish. Duhhh... I r teh not speakings...

And second, that sure was informative. What the fuck are you referring to?

Then she progresses to insist that the world can see through her eyes. Read on. (Many thanks to one comment along the way.)

Then she tries to end it in the way she's right (And one fucktard tries to make himself popular along the way. He fucking had to post the same pictures 3 times just for a pity comment.):
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1131674


To any aspiring artists who chance upon this entry: Criticize EVERY piece of artwork you see. Otherwise you will never improve. Sadly, i predict that the Sweet_Potato dude can go to hell with her copied works.

Fuck off flamers. Stop encouaraging fucktards to gather and inflate each other's balls.

Today was very tiring. Never sleep for 4 hours and run out to school. Though i always do that.

Saturday night TV was fun. 5am TV showed a few morons doing things that went beyond logic. For the dumbest reasons. One i liked was the Taekwando kid that kicked an apple off the tip of a katana. Problem is, its a katana. If not for sharp reflexes from the knife welder, that kid should have lost his foot. And guess what? After recovery, he's at the same stunt again. Wowee.

Another one was a husband wife piggy back race. The all time champion duo had an upside down piggyback style that won them 8 time champion. So couples tried their style. I don't even have to tell you it failed for them. Cos the reigning husband and wife team had a muscular and huge man, and a kid sized woman. Took other teams 8 fucking years to figure out why it didn't work for them.

Catch it if you got insomnia. Good for a laugh.

Even more good shit.

George Carlin on the Ten Commandments. Which makes sense in our century. Why didn't people realise it then?

My sisters, no matter how they explain themselves, no matter how they differenciate themselves, are bimbos. Period.

They argue over the weirdest matters, insist they are right, even when they are in the wrong.

Why do i say that? Today i asked for 30 minutes, what do you dudes wanna eat? Was there any money left behind?

Any idea how irritating it is to be a mimic for 30 whole fucking minutes?

After that my nerve snapped because i haven't eaten for 16 hours. A hungry man is an angry man. Fucking hell.

Then they pinned it on me. "Don't flare up on me." "I didn't hear you!" "Stop saying it's my fault!"

And its 3pm in the bright fucking Saturday.

Bimbos.

Was bored again so i googled my nick: cruinsandr. Apparently, my blog was not the number 1 search that appeared on the search.

Asiasoft forum was first. Wonder how that happened.
Then it was fanartCentral. I forgot all about that account already!
THEN it was my blog. wow.
After that was some weird site called technorati.com. Apparently it locked onto my blog post about macdonalds. Weird. Do you NEED a second opinion about fast food?
Then it was my Princess-sama's blog. Wow, google CAN find you anything.
After that was some blogsearcher engine thingy.

Boy im bored. Have you searched your nickname lately?

Overworked now. I AM tired.

Bored so i came to blog. Asiasoft held some bubble speech contest, blah. I threw in 2 pieces cos i was bored. And judging from the level of humour the others posted, i think i might wander upon first. Who knows? Doesn't hurt to dream. Anyway i should cash in some humour already. Too much in head is burning my brains.

If you wanna see some of the crapola, here's the link:
Clickmecmoniknowyouwannaclickmecmonjustagentleclickpleaseeee

Back to labs.

Today I visited back to the post in the maplesea forums i flamed. Boy i was pissed. On it was a reply to me about what i said about PvP in Maple from a dick called ahkiwi:

iya u sthu la...kpkb u wan PvP go play ur childish ghost on9 la noob ass get out of tis thread

Wow, i sure know what he iz try1ng 2 sae. Fooking english.

So i got really mad and replied:

First of all man, speak proper english. Were you trying to insult me? That sure got your message through. And it was a suggestion, you moron. Don't you understand the meaning of suggestion? Or are you too dumb to realise that? Oh I'm sorry, i haveno idea you are incapable of understanding me. I'll make it a point to condescend to your level.

Diam la, tak pai zai kao bei kao bu. Wu tao nao gong lang wei la, chao ji bai.

Satisfied? I don't think ghost online is a fun game, and i sure don't give a fk about your thoughts and your mindless comments. And YOU get your noob ass out of this thread. Childish? Don't read my ****g post and get your ass out then. Flame on *****. Go on and flame. I just plain LAUGH at someone who don't know India from Indonesia.

And the india/indonesia thing was from one of that moron's post about earthquake in india. Fuck off morons.

What's worse? One little girl by the nick of MaXiaoLing decides to join in the flamefest:

heyyy u stop yr nonsence... tat beri rude of uu... get out of maple rite nw...

And hence, another reply:

Me? Seriously? Who was it that made rude comments first? Get that right first,miss. And what i did was comment on what the threadstarter made about assassins. Am i wrong? Get out of maple? Please get things straight first lady.

I'm kinda keen on winning this flamefest. But then again, I'm wasting time now. Fucking kids spoil a good game. Trust them to bring the world to ruin.

The thread is viewable here:
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1040936&page=17


And if one of you 2 kids happen to chance by here, fuck off already. This is an R(A) page. What you read here will fuck your mind up.

Day ending. ST-chan msn-ed me about something her Ex-bastard-of-a-dickhead-who-only-knew-how-play-with-girl's-feelings-like-a-pimp-boyfriend
said in his nick:

"it's easy to be trapped in our emotions, but you won't be living life to it's fullest if you're like that,aint that right? ho~"

My response?:

If you are trapped by emotions you can't live life to the fullest, that's true
But if you aren't trapped by happiness, you will be tied to hatred as well
I LOVE to be tied to my emotions
otherwise i got a different rulebook
God gave me a "Trapped by happiness" rulebook
"Be happy with your cage" He said, and i followed.

To guys, do your duty and make girls happy, even though you are having a fling with them. Make them smile and chuckle when they mention your name, not Curse and Swear? You're making love harder to play. And to playboys: stop thinking with your fucking dick. You're making guys have a fucking bad reputation. By the way, I'm a male lesbian. Some may ask why? I don't like guys, i LOVE girls, i know what they want and i got the Equipment to give it to them. So not exactly male, but a well equipped lesbian.

Lesbians, get off my back already. If you are an ugly lesbian, stay away from the cute chicks already. Let them male lesbians have them. Flamers, shut up.

Maple just went down the slope. I post a comment on "Maple PvP is possible" and 32 brainless twits said "NO IT ISNT! ZZZZZZ". Fuck off man, I don't see Street Fighter impossible, and its fucking 2D. One idiot asked me to shut up. Well that sure was constructive. Adds more flavour to the arguement. 90% chance that this dude ends arguements with walking away, resorting to violence, and has a high chance to get a brush with the Law. Sucks to be that idiot, and since your life sucks, live long.

Took a bus today and was about to board it when an uncle ran from God-knows-where, and cut right in front of me. Wao. Asshole. He nearly tripped on the bus, Many thanks to inertia. One of the rare moments i thank Newton and his 3 Laws of Hurting-Someone-With-Natural-Powers. Then he sat down, and i cannot help noticing white shirt, dark brown pants, pink socks, black leather shoes.... Waitafuckingminuteholyshitthisdudegotpinksocksomfgfuckinghell!

Pink socks, glaring out to the sky like Korea's nuclear warhead on NASA's satellite. Well it WILL show that way if Korea actually revealed their site so openly, but yeah, pink socks i shit you not. Pity i cannot post the photo since i took it discretely. But yeah. Waowhee a highlight of the day.

Note to gents: do NOT wear pink socks for crying out loud. Which also shows his direction of sexual interest.

Fatasses, know your fucking place. If you are fat, admit it. Stop leaning forward in buses when it really is your ass blocking the entire walkway. Fucking turn sideways you shit eating idiots.

Walked the earth today. Haven't stepped onto grounds that are overpopulated at any point of day. You can't guess it: its the shopping center. Came from it a TON of things to bitch about.

First was on the bus. I wanted to get off the bus. Its saturday and its 12pm, which means the bus is vacated and plenty of empty seats. If you weren't on that bus, don't say i'm wrong. Fuck you. One kid walked up to me and said "Excuse me."
I'm this close to saying "No, excuse ME. I'm trying to vacate a space for your fucking ass so Excuse Me." Kids and morons who like to say excuse me to get your way, let me burst your shitty bubble: "Excuse me" is a phrase to get pardon from people to invade their private space for a short and brief moment to move to another location. It is NOT a polite way to say "Get the fuck out of my way." Fuck you.

So that kid was Bitch #1. Then i accompanied Princess-sama to J8 with her kid brother. We viewed bags. I came upon a bag made by ********** company. I use * for their name cos i forgot the brand, not censorship shit. The bag says, or claims, that it is Anti-Theft. Now i don't know much about theft that involves bags, but I'm sure as hell that the bag usually disappears as well. No matter how many security devices are incorporated into that bag, canvas and zippers cannot claim the title "Anti-Theft". My view: Unless the bag is sewed into your skin, the bag is Theft-able.
This is Bitch #2.

Bitch #3 is about Long John Silver. Specifically J8 and Toa Payoh. If you don't know these names, never mind. Just remember to boycott these 2 Long Johns when you come to Singapore. At these 2 places, John just got Short and Dull Grey. Princess-sama has a chicken as thick as my pinky finger. If you need a more accurate depiction, look at your pencil. That's about the total surface area of the chicken piece. What? You don't know surface area? Don't you go school?
Worse, the cashier lacks professionalism. Namely, sighing and lack of smile when taking orders. And giving weird stares when the customer asks a question. I fucking don't know if Long John still has Milo Freeze. Is that a sin? Fucking bitch.

I walked out of that cesspool, and in response to "Thank you, please come again.", i replied "No thank you, never again." a tad too loud. And guess what? They don't fucking flinch. Which is why these 2 outlets do not have the "Ring if we served you well" Bell, as well as a suggestion box. It's pointless: they will collect more rust and paper than the Swiss banks. Bitch #3. So when Short-changing John Dull Grey is slowly starting to disappear like A&W, we know why.

I'd rather let macdonalds con my hard earned money. $6 for potatoes and a slice of meat, but with good environment and equally QC'ed service. Thumbs up. I just don't want them in charge of education. For reason why, look below for post of "MAC SPREADS NEW YEAR EDUCATION" or something like that.

Contemplating the idea of doing a podcast. But then again, people like DawnYang and Xia Xue makes this idea look bad: I dun wanna be pointed at for being a media whore. And a Manwhore at that.


I'll sleep over it. Meanwhile, Kids please PLEASE stay in school and fucking READ BOOKS. STOP BEING MORONS.

Was going to sleep when i saw ellen, her TV show. Ever heard the bad joke about a man ordering a pile of rotten food at a restaurant, and then the waiter says they cannot serve that, and then the man will say "but you did that last week!", that joke? Ellen did it on TV, and i was "wow, she really DID pull it off!" The poor man on TV was so stunned, poor fuck. But that's what makes ellen worth watching: She is daring in her humour. Oh and if you havent watched already, watch her AmEx advertisement. The concept astounded me, but i dunno if you guys will pick up the humour. kudos to A-san for showing it to me.



And irritating ringtone vendors: stop selling ringtones that can potentially cause a traffic accident, or a chef accidently impaling people with choppers while being startled. Sirens were made so that they alerted people, not piss people out of their shorts. And the ringtone that "adults cannot hear?" They can hear it, and its FUCKING irritating. Sounds like a mosquito that won't go away, stop whoring silence for money. And too bad for kids who spent money buying ringtones that claims adults cannot hear it, cos either you bought 1 minute of silence, or that you cannot hear it either: You need your MOM to tell you your phone is ringing.

I suspect that there be flames from anti lesbian groups and ringtone lovers, so i'll reply upfront: Ellen Degeneres is funny, and she has good taste in women, kudos to that. Ringtones that are irritating ARE irritating. Its the truth, and you people tried whoring that on TV. And you kids should stop spending your parents' money on trash.

Oright, i dunno how much does this constitute to freedom of speech and shit, but i SURE am fucking pissed, and i don't care how "immature" it builds up to, but i got steam to let out, and i'm sure its a good read in the end.

i logged onto messenger, and i saw a friend (not too sure about that now) D-chan logging in. to fill in, D-chan is a singaporean thrown to seattle to study. Well maybe not "thrown" since that she chose to go there, but 800 miles from home? That's a wee bit far now. First thing i noted her display pic, which seems sensible. Aren't those things meant to be seen? Otherwise, why put it? Everyone can be that dull, blue silhouette of a stickman. Fine, i glanced, and saw a black rod across a white sheet of paper. I was wondering what could that be, and was giggling when i thought of it as a dick. Seems funny, no? a possibly drum-stickish rod being a black man's dick (not a racist comment, i'm not a racing person.) so i dropped her a message about that thought.

29 hours i got a reply. I thought this was speed messaging? Anyway she told me its not, and so i chatted with her a while more, i commented that it looks like a black dick on a white scoresheet. then i drew a pic in msn (don't you? stop looking at me like that), and one more pot shot at the display pic. Just when i was going to switch topic, she started to get irritated and said that the joke was immature. That sure was nice. I make a joke and she gets angry. What's worse is she flares, and thinks she's in the right. Its a female trait, point taken, and guess what? Fuck to that.

And so she proceeds to tell me not everyone will take the jokes well, and that not to crack jokes that doesn't seem appropriate, and im not taking them in. I was so pissed over her inferration that i was immature, i spent 2 hours fucking her over about what she said. So we had an MSN fight, i was not romantically involved with her. Fucking hell. And we are 800 miles apart.

After all that ruckus(i decided not to put the chat log up cos im lazy. So fuck me.), she finally realized she did not put the right point across, and not i was immature. Fuck, my princess did not choose me out of other guys just because im immature, for fuck's sake. Oright, so i make jokes, but im not oblivious to comments about them. If you don't like it, you TELL ME, not "that was a bad joke". key word is YOU and DO NOT LIKE. you express these, not with some skirting statements. At least she apologized. So i calmed down. A little.

Note to all, if you are a friend, i will joke with you. If not, i won't even glance at you. Much less enemies, fuck you too.

And D-chan, if i forgot any detail, post em in. I can't remember much after i calmed down.