Monday, March 31, 2008

Took this off Qiang's blog so I just did it and yes Qiang, it IS fucking stupid.




You Are An INFP



The Idealist



You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world.

Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships.

It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close.

But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.



In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards.

You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings.



At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values.

You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.



How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritual



When other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Follow up.

Next fucking day after I post my rant, I saw this fucking gay boy near my block. With polka dot jacket and a fUCKING TIGHT PANTS. And he somehow hints he ain't gay. Uh-uh, gay boy. You are Gay, and its written all over you.

Polka dots. Ain't. Right. Kids, stop thinking you're trendy by dressing gaily.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Few things I hate in life. One of them is aunties in public transport.

Why, man, WHY do they board the bus as though there are sabertooth tigers out for saggy breasts? Is there a NEED to rush up the bus even though there are a MILLION places on the bloody ride? Fine, I'll let you take my seat, so STOP FUCKING STEPPING ON MY FLIP FLOPS.
MRTs, whoa let's not even get STARTED on that. They rush in like there was GOLD ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. Worse still, they SQUEEZE, like there was some sumo competition going on, and it was a free for all killfest. Good fucking grief, STOP. THAT. DISGUSTING. BEHAVIOUR. So you don't get a seat, big deal. You all CLAIM you are YOUNG and HEALTHY, yet you bitches refuse to let up your seat to the SICK, PREGNANT, ELDERLY and DISABLED. FUCK you and your 18 year old talk. If you are a bitch auntie, you DESERVE your bulldog jowls and FUCK YOU you deserve to die young.

Another thing I have grown to dislike. Boys, guys, males, carrying PVC bags and big ass girl bags. I understand the need for women to hold bags large enough to carry their house with them, cos they wanna look nice in front of us dudes, and I'm appreciative of their efforts. But what do guys need those huge ass bags for? UZIS?! OR YOU'RE SHAGGING SO MANY ASSES YOU NEED A HUGE BAG OF LUBRICANT?! Those are for the WOMEN. PLEASE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, let the girls have something EXCLUSIVE for once. Just because they wear our pants doesn't mean we have to CARRY THEIR BAGS. And PVC, holy shit. Why man why do you wanna hold something so retrogirl? I don't FUCKING care if it looked good on your sister, it's not an icon of MASCULINITY. If you say its in vogue in Taiwan, let me tell you something: THOSE GAYS HAVE GOT YOU GOOD. Not in the sense that "Taiwan is gay", hell no. I mean the homosexuals in Taiwan. They start a trend, and YOU of all people had to follow it, and say it's fashion. Let me see you jump off a cliff when Scientology starts their ritualistic suicides. So DITCH. THOSE. BAGS. It's for girls and I'm sure society is happy with it.

Another thing associated with that would be those tight pants. Ever since Eddie Murphy wore those Delirious pants, they vanished for a while. For good reason. Because. We. Have. Nutsacks. Guys who wear them thinking its fashionable, let me tell you something. They ARE for women to show off your legs. And women dun give a SHIT about your legs. They want CHESTS, not SLINKS. And if you have to rely on Viagia in future, you deserve it. WEAR BAGGIER PANTS ALREADY.

That's about it. The rants of the month.