Product review: Coca cola Zero.

Conclusion: Tastes exactly like its name. And i bought it because I didn't see what i was pressing on that damm machine. Darn fingers. 0/100 for the coke light imitation.

I dyed my hair brown and gold. Everyone had the tendency to ask me "What did you do to your hair?"

It's damn obvious I dyed and cut it, but everyone had to ask it like it was some ridiculous phenomenon. So I tend to reply "Oh a bucket of paint dropped on my head and it stayed that way ever since."

C'mon.

This one really rocked my world. To think CHILDREN watch this shit!

"We played with each other's BALLS yesterday, didn't we?"
"Has everyone got out their twangers already?"
"Oh, I have got a big RED one."

Gawd this really rocked. Innuendo so thick even lawyers lose on this one.