People who drive, why the fuck do you leave the beamlights on? I understand the fear of not seeing people that walk in front of your car, but I'm sure the beam plays a part in blinding the people, and so that they will walk right into your car.

And if you want to show how bright your beam is, why not go all the way and get one of them floodlights? Or are you afraid of vampires coming in front of your car? Your measly beam is not going to fry them anytime.

One of the major causes of night time car accidents come from these ignorant beam blasting idiots. If you're one of them, may you be strapped to a chair with a floodlight in your face. See how you like it.

And TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!

Vulgarity is not cool, if used by kids.

If you are 17, and not knowing how ugly vulgarities can make you, do me a favour. Speak proper English. If you want to swear, swear appropriately. If there's a hair in your soup, saying "VAGINA" in dialect just isn't going to cut it.

CHEE BYE LA WAITER!!
"I'm sorry, but there is no vagina in the soup."

If we can use body parts as a profanity, then i'll use other parts of the body and it will work the same. Like HAIR.

TAO MENG LA WAITER!!
"I'm very sorry, I'll change the soup."

Seems to me that it will work better.

So, kids who just spit out vulgarities thinking it makes them cool, Shut up and fuck off.

Before you click play, remember that these are JOKES. Stop chastising me about Jesus after this.



a Quote i heard from friend B-kun that is very interesting.

B-kun:
u noe what day my friend say
there is no god
den i say
i cant smell god cant touch god cant see god cant hear god
correct not

Me:
yup

B-kun:
den i say to him again
i cant feel smell ur brain cant touch ur brain cant taste ur bain cant hear ur brain cant see ur brain
but im asuming u got a brain

The reason why richard Pryor is number one on the top 100 stand up comdedians of all time. MAcho man~~~

Was at home yesterday trying to get my ass up for school. So my TV was on Channel U. There was this korean show that was going to be aired that night called "Don't give up, kym soon" or something like that, because i dun give a fuck.

So on channel U, it was one advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement, one shampoo advertisement, one "kym soon" advertisement. By the 10th time i saw that advertisement, i was convinced that the "kym soon" show is rubbish and should not watch it. Because if they should whore it like so, its not very good at all. Pure mind control.

My word is: Don't watch whored stuff.

Maybe its time to delete older posts.

...

But then, a diary is for archiving my life anyway.

Today walked through AMK hub, and mused about sirens: Why the hell are they made to sound like babies shrieking? From young, baby crying has been a sound hardwired to the human brain as an indication for attention. But havent people in the Army realised that men will relate that to their kids? "Oh damn, the kid is crying again. Wait, no, that's not my kid, the enemy is here! Where's my gun?!"

And you don't want people going home and scream to their kids "STOP WAILING! THE ENEMY'S GONEE!!!"

Saw an old man almost got brushed by a bus. The old man cursed at the bus. Problem was, the old man was walking on the curb beside the bus stop. On the curb was a VERY BRIGHT yellow line drawn and designed to alert people about this damger. My thinking: You skirt with death, you get what you perversed for. Bitch.

Accompanied Hime-sama to pay her bills at the AXS machine. It was normal. The offer that was shown on the screen wasn't. It said: Sign up now and get a free 3 month Accidental Death policy worth $5000. So, if a Singaporean should sign up, should he go out straight to get himself killed for the $5000? And why have a coupon on something that you can never refund for yourself? "Wooo! $5000! KREEEEEE BANG!!"

"$5000! WOOO!!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~allythechatbot/

While doing research for my blog assignment (murder. Sheer murder. I hate reading through 300 useless sites...) i found a girl named ally. She sure is smart. Try replying to her every statement with "porn".


Went through friendster because i was bored. Turns out someone posted a "girl dies while having sex" bulletin. Its a chain mail (no not chainmail, Chain Mail!) and on it was "Hi i am a 14 year old girl. I have no face. If you see me you will die."

Erm.... Dumbass? And sucks be to the people who believed it too.

A topic i saw on BlogTV.sg, a TV show about blogs. I tried posting my views, but apparently i was too vulgar for them. (Actually its an IP ban, but I'm being sensitive here...)

Are kids growing up too fast now?

Kids now grow fast, but their mental age aren't catching up as well. You see, when we say grow up, we really mean that the kid has grown out of his transformers and now is ready to build a REAL thing, or something close. But the kids we say that grows up too fast is not speaking like he should. They have their views, point taken, but it is not coming through their point of view. It is more of "Read off the internet, paraphrase, regurgitate."

I personally find not only the Internet, but material accessable to them inflates their ego, such as comics, shows that features children saving the world, MMORPGS, and similiar material. They personify the user/reader as a superhero, and a kid's mind, being so malleable, absorbs that fact well. Grown ups have reality hardwired into their nerve system so we are resistant to that fact. And when kids know themselves as "The One", any advice we give them goes down either into their colon, or they hide in in their "Do-Not-Touch" section of their brain.

Kids have more access to knowledge, just that their mindset isn't ready to handle it. Nor absorb it. Not even to process or learn from it. At all.

What are YOUR views?

This is SOMETHING i GOT to post.

Recently i visited mapleforum's fanart section. Some of the artwork astounded me. They were magnificent. Perfect as they seem, though, some of them have glaring mistakes, and yet people are going "OMG YOU ROXORZZZZZ". Fuck off. If its bad, its bad. Admit it fucktards.

So i decided to post my views outright. No harm being honest i thought. (I was wrong btw. Singaporean kids have *oh such THIN* prides.)

Here's where it started, from my comment on a user called "Sweet_Potato":

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=23 (I'm CruInsanDr, as you may have guessed)

So it seemed promising. She reacted well to the critism, and i posted things that she can work forward to. Then as a form of respect, i thought i should post one of my own:

http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=960210&page=24

Her first comment? "It's not proportional wor~~"

First was that noobGlish. Duhhh... I r teh not speakings...

And second, that sure was informative. What the fuck are you referring to?

Then she progresses to insist that the world can see through her eyes. Read on. (Many thanks to one comment along the way.)

Then she tries to end it in the way she's right (And one fucktard tries to make himself popular along the way. He fucking had to post the same pictures 3 times just for a pity comment.):
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1131674


To any aspiring artists who chance upon this entry: Criticize EVERY piece of artwork you see. Otherwise you will never improve. Sadly, i predict that the Sweet_Potato dude can go to hell with her copied works.

Fuck off flamers. Stop encouaraging fucktards to gather and inflate each other's balls.

Today was very tiring. Never sleep for 4 hours and run out to school. Though i always do that.

Saturday night TV was fun. 5am TV showed a few morons doing things that went beyond logic. For the dumbest reasons. One i liked was the Taekwando kid that kicked an apple off the tip of a katana. Problem is, its a katana. If not for sharp reflexes from the knife welder, that kid should have lost his foot. And guess what? After recovery, he's at the same stunt again. Wowee.

Another one was a husband wife piggy back race. The all time champion duo had an upside down piggyback style that won them 8 time champion. So couples tried their style. I don't even have to tell you it failed for them. Cos the reigning husband and wife team had a muscular and huge man, and a kid sized woman. Took other teams 8 fucking years to figure out why it didn't work for them.

Catch it if you got insomnia. Good for a laugh.

Even more good shit.

George Carlin on the Ten Commandments. Which makes sense in our century. Why didn't people realise it then?

My sisters, no matter how they explain themselves, no matter how they differenciate themselves, are bimbos. Period.

They argue over the weirdest matters, insist they are right, even when they are in the wrong.

Why do i say that? Today i asked for 30 minutes, what do you dudes wanna eat? Was there any money left behind?

Any idea how irritating it is to be a mimic for 30 whole fucking minutes?

After that my nerve snapped because i haven't eaten for 16 hours. A hungry man is an angry man. Fucking hell.

Then they pinned it on me. "Don't flare up on me." "I didn't hear you!" "Stop saying it's my fault!"

And its 3pm in the bright fucking Saturday.

Bimbos.

Was bored again so i googled my nick: cruinsandr. Apparently, my blog was not the number 1 search that appeared on the search.

Asiasoft forum was first. Wonder how that happened.
Then it was fanartCentral. I forgot all about that account already!
THEN it was my blog. wow.
After that was some weird site called technorati.com. Apparently it locked onto my blog post about macdonalds. Weird. Do you NEED a second opinion about fast food?
Then it was my Princess-sama's blog. Wow, google CAN find you anything.
After that was some blogsearcher engine thingy.

Boy im bored. Have you searched your nickname lately?

Overworked now. I AM tired.

Bored so i came to blog. Asiasoft held some bubble speech contest, blah. I threw in 2 pieces cos i was bored. And judging from the level of humour the others posted, i think i might wander upon first. Who knows? Doesn't hurt to dream. Anyway i should cash in some humour already. Too much in head is burning my brains.

If you wanna see some of the crapola, here's the link:
Clickmecmoniknowyouwannaclickmecmonjustagentleclickpleaseeee

Back to labs.

Today I visited back to the post in the maplesea forums i flamed. Boy i was pissed. On it was a reply to me about what i said about PvP in Maple from a dick called ahkiwi:

iya u sthu la...kpkb u wan PvP go play ur childish ghost on9 la noob ass get out of tis thread

Wow, i sure know what he iz try1ng 2 sae. Fooking english.

So i got really mad and replied:

First of all man, speak proper english. Were you trying to insult me? That sure got your message through. And it was a suggestion, you moron. Don't you understand the meaning of suggestion? Or are you too dumb to realise that? Oh I'm sorry, i haveno idea you are incapable of understanding me. I'll make it a point to condescend to your level.

Diam la, tak pai zai kao bei kao bu. Wu tao nao gong lang wei la, chao ji bai.

Satisfied? I don't think ghost online is a fun game, and i sure don't give a fk about your thoughts and your mindless comments. And YOU get your noob ass out of this thread. Childish? Don't read my ****g post and get your ass out then. Flame on *****. Go on and flame. I just plain LAUGH at someone who don't know India from Indonesia.

And the india/indonesia thing was from one of that moron's post about earthquake in india. Fuck off morons.

What's worse? One little girl by the nick of MaXiaoLing decides to join in the flamefest:

heyyy u stop yr nonsence... tat beri rude of uu... get out of maple rite nw...

And hence, another reply:

Me? Seriously? Who was it that made rude comments first? Get that right first,miss. And what i did was comment on what the threadstarter made about assassins. Am i wrong? Get out of maple? Please get things straight first lady.

I'm kinda keen on winning this flamefest. But then again, I'm wasting time now. Fucking kids spoil a good game. Trust them to bring the world to ruin.

The thread is viewable here:
http://forums.asiasoft.net/thread.asp?qid=1040936&page=17


And if one of you 2 kids happen to chance by here, fuck off already. This is an R(A) page. What you read here will fuck your mind up.

Day ending. ST-chan msn-ed me about something her Ex-bastard-of-a-dickhead-who-only-knew-how-play-with-girl's-feelings-like-a-pimp-boyfriend
said in his nick:

"it's easy to be trapped in our emotions, but you won't be living life to it's fullest if you're like that,aint that right? ho~"

My response?:

If you are trapped by emotions you can't live life to the fullest, that's true
But if you aren't trapped by happiness, you will be tied to hatred as well
I LOVE to be tied to my emotions
otherwise i got a different rulebook
God gave me a "Trapped by happiness" rulebook
"Be happy with your cage" He said, and i followed.

To guys, do your duty and make girls happy, even though you are having a fling with them. Make them smile and chuckle when they mention your name, not Curse and Swear? You're making love harder to play. And to playboys: stop thinking with your fucking dick. You're making guys have a fucking bad reputation. By the way, I'm a male lesbian. Some may ask why? I don't like guys, i LOVE girls, i know what they want and i got the Equipment to give it to them. So not exactly male, but a well equipped lesbian.

Lesbians, get off my back already. If you are an ugly lesbian, stay away from the cute chicks already. Let them male lesbians have them. Flamers, shut up.

Maple just went down the slope. I post a comment on "Maple PvP is possible" and 32 brainless twits said "NO IT ISNT! ZZZZZZ". Fuck off man, I don't see Street Fighter impossible, and its fucking 2D. One idiot asked me to shut up. Well that sure was constructive. Adds more flavour to the arguement. 90% chance that this dude ends arguements with walking away, resorting to violence, and has a high chance to get a brush with the Law. Sucks to be that idiot, and since your life sucks, live long.

Took a bus today and was about to board it when an uncle ran from God-knows-where, and cut right in front of me. Wao. Asshole. He nearly tripped on the bus, Many thanks to inertia. One of the rare moments i thank Newton and his 3 Laws of Hurting-Someone-With-Natural-Powers. Then he sat down, and i cannot help noticing white shirt, dark brown pants, pink socks, black leather shoes.... Waitafuckingminuteholyshitthisdudegotpinksocksomfgfuckinghell!

Pink socks, glaring out to the sky like Korea's nuclear warhead on NASA's satellite. Well it WILL show that way if Korea actually revealed their site so openly, but yeah, pink socks i shit you not. Pity i cannot post the photo since i took it discretely. But yeah. Waowhee a highlight of the day.

Note to gents: do NOT wear pink socks for crying out loud. Which also shows his direction of sexual interest.

Fatasses, know your fucking place. If you are fat, admit it. Stop leaning forward in buses when it really is your ass blocking the entire walkway. Fucking turn sideways you shit eating idiots.

Walked the earth today. Haven't stepped onto grounds that are overpopulated at any point of day. You can't guess it: its the shopping center. Came from it a TON of things to bitch about.

First was on the bus. I wanted to get off the bus. Its saturday and its 12pm, which means the bus is vacated and plenty of empty seats. If you weren't on that bus, don't say i'm wrong. Fuck you. One kid walked up to me and said "Excuse me."
I'm this close to saying "No, excuse ME. I'm trying to vacate a space for your fucking ass so Excuse Me." Kids and morons who like to say excuse me to get your way, let me burst your shitty bubble: "Excuse me" is a phrase to get pardon from people to invade their private space for a short and brief moment to move to another location. It is NOT a polite way to say "Get the fuck out of my way." Fuck you.

So that kid was Bitch #1. Then i accompanied Princess-sama to J8 with her kid brother. We viewed bags. I came upon a bag made by ********** company. I use * for their name cos i forgot the brand, not censorship shit. The bag says, or claims, that it is Anti-Theft. Now i don't know much about theft that involves bags, but I'm sure as hell that the bag usually disappears as well. No matter how many security devices are incorporated into that bag, canvas and zippers cannot claim the title "Anti-Theft". My view: Unless the bag is sewed into your skin, the bag is Theft-able.
This is Bitch #2.

Bitch #3 is about Long John Silver. Specifically J8 and Toa Payoh. If you don't know these names, never mind. Just remember to boycott these 2 Long Johns when you come to Singapore. At these 2 places, John just got Short and Dull Grey. Princess-sama has a chicken as thick as my pinky finger. If you need a more accurate depiction, look at your pencil. That's about the total surface area of the chicken piece. What? You don't know surface area? Don't you go school?
Worse, the cashier lacks professionalism. Namely, sighing and lack of smile when taking orders. And giving weird stares when the customer asks a question. I fucking don't know if Long John still has Milo Freeze. Is that a sin? Fucking bitch.

I walked out of that cesspool, and in response to "Thank you, please come again.", i replied "No thank you, never again." a tad too loud. And guess what? They don't fucking flinch. Which is why these 2 outlets do not have the "Ring if we served you well" Bell, as well as a suggestion box. It's pointless: they will collect more rust and paper than the Swiss banks. Bitch #3. So when Short-changing John Dull Grey is slowly starting to disappear like A&W, we know why.

I'd rather let macdonalds con my hard earned money. $6 for potatoes and a slice of meat, but with good environment and equally QC'ed service. Thumbs up. I just don't want them in charge of education. For reason why, look below for post of "MAC SPREADS NEW YEAR EDUCATION" or something like that.

Contemplating the idea of doing a podcast. But then again, people like DawnYang and Xia Xue makes this idea look bad: I dun wanna be pointed at for being a media whore. And a Manwhore at that.


I'll sleep over it. Meanwhile, Kids please PLEASE stay in school and fucking READ BOOKS. STOP BEING MORONS.

Was going to sleep when i saw ellen, her TV show. Ever heard the bad joke about a man ordering a pile of rotten food at a restaurant, and then the waiter says they cannot serve that, and then the man will say "but you did that last week!", that joke? Ellen did it on TV, and i was "wow, she really DID pull it off!" The poor man on TV was so stunned, poor fuck. But that's what makes ellen worth watching: She is daring in her humour. Oh and if you havent watched already, watch her AmEx advertisement. The concept astounded me, but i dunno if you guys will pick up the humour. kudos to A-san for showing it to me.



And irritating ringtone vendors: stop selling ringtones that can potentially cause a traffic accident, or a chef accidently impaling people with choppers while being startled. Sirens were made so that they alerted people, not piss people out of their shorts. And the ringtone that "adults cannot hear?" They can hear it, and its FUCKING irritating. Sounds like a mosquito that won't go away, stop whoring silence for money. And too bad for kids who spent money buying ringtones that claims adults cannot hear it, cos either you bought 1 minute of silence, or that you cannot hear it either: You need your MOM to tell you your phone is ringing.

I suspect that there be flames from anti lesbian groups and ringtone lovers, so i'll reply upfront: Ellen Degeneres is funny, and she has good taste in women, kudos to that. Ringtones that are irritating ARE irritating. Its the truth, and you people tried whoring that on TV. And you kids should stop spending your parents' money on trash.

Oright, i dunno how much does this constitute to freedom of speech and shit, but i SURE am fucking pissed, and i don't care how "immature" it builds up to, but i got steam to let out, and i'm sure its a good read in the end.

i logged onto messenger, and i saw a friend (not too sure about that now) D-chan logging in. to fill in, D-chan is a singaporean thrown to seattle to study. Well maybe not "thrown" since that she chose to go there, but 800 miles from home? That's a wee bit far now. First thing i noted her display pic, which seems sensible. Aren't those things meant to be seen? Otherwise, why put it? Everyone can be that dull, blue silhouette of a stickman. Fine, i glanced, and saw a black rod across a white sheet of paper. I was wondering what could that be, and was giggling when i thought of it as a dick. Seems funny, no? a possibly drum-stickish rod being a black man's dick (not a racist comment, i'm not a racing person.) so i dropped her a message about that thought.

29 hours i got a reply. I thought this was speed messaging? Anyway she told me its not, and so i chatted with her a while more, i commented that it looks like a black dick on a white scoresheet. then i drew a pic in msn (don't you? stop looking at me like that), and one more pot shot at the display pic. Just when i was going to switch topic, she started to get irritated and said that the joke was immature. That sure was nice. I make a joke and she gets angry. What's worse is she flares, and thinks she's in the right. Its a female trait, point taken, and guess what? Fuck to that.

And so she proceeds to tell me not everyone will take the jokes well, and that not to crack jokes that doesn't seem appropriate, and im not taking them in. I was so pissed over her inferration that i was immature, i spent 2 hours fucking her over about what she said. So we had an MSN fight, i was not romantically involved with her. Fucking hell. And we are 800 miles apart.

After all that ruckus(i decided not to put the chat log up cos im lazy. So fuck me.), she finally realized she did not put the right point across, and not i was immature. Fuck, my princess did not choose me out of other guys just because im immature, for fuck's sake. Oright, so i make jokes, but im not oblivious to comments about them. If you don't like it, you TELL ME, not "that was a bad joke". key word is YOU and DO NOT LIKE. you express these, not with some skirting statements. At least she apologized. So i calmed down. A little.

Note to all, if you are a friend, i will joke with you. If not, i won't even glance at you. Much less enemies, fuck you too.

And D-chan, if i forgot any detail, post em in. I can't remember much after i calmed down.